Scars

[Kyle.Kimber]

Post your worst scars. Should be interesting...

[behemoth]

This thread is full of lose and fail.

[Kyle.Kimber]

This thread is full of lose and fail.

You're full of lose and fail.

[wad04]

i'll be getting two on my wrists come tuesday.

[behemoth]

You're full of lose and fail.

How so? You post a picture thread, yet fail to post your own picture.

Then, nobody posts pics, because this thread is full of lose.

Hence, Lose and Fail.


Gooday sir.

[cdacda13]

No pics cause I dont feel like taking them.

1 inch scar under by left eye
(2) 1 inch scars on the left side of my nose.

I was bit by a dog during the last summer.

[bentothejam1n]

No pics cause I dont feel like taking them.

1 inch scar under by left eye
(2) 1 inch scars on the left side of my nose.

I was bit by a dog during the last summer.

dude you have to come up with a better story

[behemoth]

dude you have to come up with a better story

So, back in 'nam, i'm crawlin through some tunnels, right?

I got my flashlight in one hand, my .45 in the other, and the kabar held firmly in my teeth.

I'm getting down into the holes more and more, and i see some movement up ahead. There was a jar tipped over, and a king cobra slithers out.

I shot the thing square in the head.

But, since i was in a tunnel, the hot shell ejected out of the semi-automatic hand-cannon, and bounced off the tunnel wall, and landed under my left eye.

I kept crawling, and i encounter a VC. papa-san wearing his PJ's, i fired, but my trusty colt jammed. Mustve gotten clogged on the cobra brains.

I went after him, but he had a knife just like mine. We got into a steven segal-esque knife fight, where he got me good, twice on the nose. But i got him in the neck, with a pen.

it was all over from there.

I set the c4, and got out. That tunnel went boom, no more VC sneaking up on us while out on patrol....

[bentothejam1n]

So, back in 'nam, i'm crawlin through some tunnels, right?

I got my flashlight in one hand, my .45 in the other, and the kabar held firmly in my teeth.

I'm getting down into the holes more and more, and i see some movement up ahead. There was a jar tipped over, and a king cobra slithers out.

I shot the thing square in the head.

But, since i was in a tunnel, the hot shell ejected out of the semi-automatic hand-cannon, and bounced off the tunnel wall, and landed under my left eye.

I kept crawling, and i encounter a VC. papa-san wearing his PJ's, i fired, but my trusty colt jammed. Mustve gotten clogged on the cobra brains.

I went after him, but he had a knife just like mine. We got into a steven segal-esque knife fight, where he got me good, twice on the nose. But i got him in the neck, with a pen.

it was all over from there.

I set the c4, and got out. That tunnel went boom, no more VC sneaking up on us while out on patrol....

no jack daniels or any form of alcohol?? you get a B+

[Linkwarner]

My best scar is on my wrist right now, My brother was attempting to take apart his 45, and got the slide jammed, he handed the gun to me, and I was pressing on the slide so it would release... and well it did, and it cut my wrist wide open, hurt like a mutha, but it was funny!

[etjoyride]

Biggest, probably best, scar i have happened 4 summers ago.

We were on a field trip during summer camp in Austin, TX at a Hillel (kind of like a college hang out thing for Jewish people). This one kid had pissed me off so i locked him outside. he started making stupid faces and pushing himself against the full length window and other stupid stuff.
So, he was pushing his face against the window and i punched/shoved the window right where his nose was. The stupid 50 yr old single pane glass shattered, cracked my toenail. gave me tons of tiny cuts and one HUGE cut right across my forearm.
The other kid got cuts all around his wrist and legs(falling glass).

About a week later the stitches got infected. I know have a nice scar kind of in the form of a scorpion. I will get pics up later.

[skife]

an old old friend of mine did this to herself.

spend a week in a mental hospital.

[Lenny]

I've got a 3 inch scar on my elbow.

I was skateboarding (back in middle school) down a huge hill. I sped up so much that half way down it, the trucks started wobbling and I began to loose my balance. I decided I run off the board before I fell. I put one leg on the ground, but my other leg kept going. I rolled quite a few times and landed in a ditch.

It sucked. It literally took 3 months to scab up.

Then I've got one on my chest. I was in 5th grade and was trying to open a crayon box and it just wouldn't budge. So I grabbed some scissors and had at it. The scissors slipped and I stabed myself in the chest. Never got stitches, just used some butterfly bandages. Apparently I came within 1cm of puncturing my left lung.

I also have another scar on the outside of my ankle. I was young and fell off a ladder. My foot got caught and ripped up the skin. If my leg hadn't caught, I'd have probably broken my neck.

Let's hear some other stories!

[Lenny]

I just thought of another one. We had to take a mandatory home ec. class in eighth grade where they taught us to cook and sew and stuff. We were sewing an apron (stupid project) and my buddy caught his thumb under the needle. The machine pulled his arm forward and the thread ran all the way up to his mid-bicep.

Funny thing is, he never cried or screamed or even wince. We all just started laughing!

[shorty24]

Well, this was my lil bro from this past August... We worked together at a celery farm (I've been doing it for the past 7 years), and he accidentally stuck his fingers in a razor blade on a steel disc that spins at 3000 rpm. Made the most disgusting noise ever...and scared the crap outta me, since I was standing right next to him and watched it happen.



He just had his last surgery on it Saturday (the razor sliced his bone in half lengthwise down to the first knuckle, then later it started growing a 2nd fingernail out the side of his finger, cuz it pushed nail bed cells back into his finger). Worker's comp is a good thing sometimes...