Pick up lines

[Triangle]

So, you're a sexologist who needs help with pickup lines?

Again, your thread is full of lose and fail.

I suggest you just leave, before you're voted into the volcano

Fixed.

[psychowarden]

Honestly, if you want to really impress a girl, just be yourself. I know that it sounds corny and you hear it all the time, but if the girl can't even like you for who you are, there is not future in it.

The first date I went on with my fiance was a paintball trip before we were dating. She went through some bad times and I was always there for her. I finally asked her to go out with me. Just try to be a sweet guy. Don't do any of the crap you do with your buddys, like trying to fart "Mary Had a Little Lamb" (although fun) won't get you a girl. Buy her flowers and stuff that she likes. Ask her if there is anything you can do for her. ALWAYS offer to buy whatever it is she needs, hell, I have bought Midol for my fiance. And of course, a very good way to impress a lady, is to always get the door for her. Wether that be the car door, or the front door, always open and close it for her.

[Kyle.Kimber]

Your legs are like butter, because I wanna spread em.

[Indignant]

i've always found the good ol' blackjack to the temple to be a good one, but that's just me