A moral issue.

[dave p]

well, not to be a wet blanket here but:

putting your body fluids on, or in someone without consent is pretty heavy. could be considered assault. its not a punishment suitable to something that petty. it also displays your lack of desire/balls/courage or whatever to just confront him about it. its pretty chickensh*t actually.

in todays day and age, body fluids are no joke. so yes, you do have a moral dilemma.

[behemoth]

well, not to be a wet blanket here but:

putting your body fluids on, or in someone without consent is pretty heavy. could be considered assault. its not a punishment suitable to something that petty. it also displays your lack of desire/balls/courage or whatever to just confront him about it. its pretty chickensh*t actually.

in todays day and age, body fluids are no joke. so yes, you do have a moral dilemma.

10 bucks says this guy ate something with bodily fluids in/on it.


mushy cookie anyone?

[neppo1345]

well, not to be a wet blanket here but:

putting your body fluids on, or in someone without consent is pretty heavy. could be considered assault. its not a punishment suitable to something that petty. it also displays your lack of desire/balls/courage or whatever to just confront him about it. its pretty chickensh*t actually.

in todays day and age, body fluids are no joke. so yes, you do have a moral dilemma.

Well see, the thing is this:

It is my peanut butter.

So technically he would need my consent to put my bodily fluids on or in him, that is as long as they're contained in my peanut butter.

[grEnAlEins]

10 bucks says this guy ate something with bodily fluids in/on it.


mushy cookie anyone?

Seriously though, a lot of places do actually have on record in their statutes items concerning assault with bodily fluids. I doubt this would qualify though, as there is no direct assault. He only put his fluids in his peanut butter. That could just be what floats Neppo's boat as far as the law is concerned. If said roommate were to steal and consume said fluidized peanut butter, the roommate would be at fault. It may not be a moral/ethical argument, but could likely hold up with the right litigator/judge/jury due to the fact that he did not apply fluids directly to the roommate or the roommate's property. Is this a stupid/silly/juvenile thing to do? Yes it is. Could it be criminal? Maybe. Is it still kinda funny? Depends on your sense of humor. Was it worth it? IDK, never done it. Ask Neppo. If he were served peanut butter cups, peanut butter pie, peanut butter cookies, etc, would it bring a whole new meaning to just desserts? Yes, I believe it would [I maked a pun ]

[grEnAlEins]

Well see, the thing is this:

It is my peanut butter.

So technically he would need my consent to put my bodily fluids on or in him, that is as long as they're contained in my peanut butter.

You beat me to it... RAPSCALLION

[dave p]

10 bucks says this guy ate something with bodily fluids in/on it.


mushy cookie anyone?

maybe your intimacy with the op's bodily fluids prompts you to jump to his defense?

10$ says you have no idea what you are talking about.

[dave p]

Well see, the thing is this:

It is my peanut butter.

So technically he would need my consent to put my bodily fluids on or in him, that is as long as they're contained in my peanut butter.

and you are indeed right about that. i wasnt too hung up on the legal aspect of. it was a side thought.

listen chief, i have been far from an angel in my life. these types of revenge do have a certain appeal, but its really not a very good way to handle it. but you do what you want.

and if people are going to get on me for saying so too freakin bad and no skin off my tail.

[neppo1345]

:Was it worth it? IDK, never done it. Ask Neppo.

I'll let you know when I walk in and see him taking a bite of a sandwich.

OH WAIT, he doesn't even eat in the kitchen. He eats everything in his room.


Dave, where you referring to behemoth being familiar with my bodily fluids?

[grEnAlEins]

Dave, where you referring to behemoth being familiar with my bodily fluids?

Are you acknowledging said familiarity? Because that would not be cool

EDIT: What kind of peanut butter was it? Brand?

[neppo1345]

Extra Creamy

Are you acknowledging said familiarity? Because that would not be cool

EDIT: What kind of peanut butter was it? Brand?

[grEnAlEins]

Jif is the best, save that particular jar of course

[neppo1345]

Jif is the best, save that particular jar of course

JIF FTW

[don miguel]

yeah, he might beat you up or something? that's what I would do if someone pissed in my peanut butter. i think it's funny and all that, but I would have put salt in it. I did that once, I put a whole salt shaker of salt in a jar of peanut butter, mixed it up, made the sandwich, and gave it to my friend. It took him about 4 bites before he noticed. It was pretty funny.

[kosmo]

yeah, he might beat you up or something? that's what I would do if someone pissed in my peanut butter. i think it's funny and all that, but I would have put salt in it. I did that once, I put a whole salt shaker of salt in a jar of peanut butter, mixed it up, made the sandwich, and gave it to my friend. It took him about 4 bites before he noticed. It was pretty funny.

Why arent you dead yet?

[grEnAlEins]

that's what I would do if someone pissed in my peanut butter.

It is not the roommates peanut butter... neppo peed in his own peanut butter.