House broken into.

[Triangle]

AO,


This dude tried to break into my house last night around 2am. I waited patiently for him to climb through while I sat there with a folding chair in hand.

After the got half-way though I went 'Mick Foley' on his head. I thought I had knocked him out, but apparently I've watched too much TV. He got back up, and I gave him 10 more slams or so and called the Police to hand over the twitching body.

The story gets stranger: On his person they found:

- 8 track tape (unlabeled)
- Flashlight (without batteries)
- Half eaten box of Fig Newtons
- Measuring tape
- Instructions to 'Monopoly'


I think I killed MacGyver.

[FA22RaptorF22]

1) that is scary to have some loser break in...

2) you pwned him lol

3) what the heck was he doing with that stuff

4) you should have shot him with your mag

5) lol

[personman]

sigh.

[Triangle]

1) that is scary to have some loser break in...

2) you pwned him lol

3) what the heck was he doing with that stuff

4) you should have shot him with your mag

5) lol

1) Copypasta

2) Mmhmm'

3) He's Macgyver

4) I dont shoot a mag.

5) lol

[MoeMag]

How bad did you mess him up?

Folding chair! LOL

[SpecialBlend2786]

wtf

[MANN]

There is cell phone coverage on Utube. Honest. It shows him jumping off the top rope, and body slamming him.

[RobOpel]

Best use of a folding chair.


Ever.

[maxama10]

Im assuming a metal folding chair and not the beach type. Im in awe, I wouldve thought for sure that would knock someone out.

[Rudz]

way to go derek!!! whopp that arse!!

[Pneumagger]

Shoulda Shoop'd his arse...

But hey, whatever gets the job done.

/Personally, I woulda pissed my 120lb Rottweiler off in the next room then opened the door once the guy was in.

[Triangle]

This is not copypasta

[gimp]

I would beat someone with a folding chair for some fig newtons.

[neppo1345]

SHENANIGANS

[Desega]

OMG That's awesome! Although personally I would have picked something heavier, like a bust of J. Edgar Hoover. Yah, that'd work