Ricker, you're in a desert..

[Triangle]

You're in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down.
It doesn't make any difference what desert, it's completely hypothetical. Maybe you're fed up, maybe you want to be by yourself, who knows? You look down and you see a tortoise, Leon, it's crawling towards you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back, Ricker. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't, not without your help, but you're not helping. Why is that Ricker?

[Lenny]

What the hell?

Lay off the weed, kid.

[Steelrat]

Is this to be an empathy test? Capillary dilation of the so-called blush response?

Fluctuation of the...pupil? Involuntary dilation of the iris.

[Triangle]

Is this to be an empathy test? Capillary dilation of the so-called blush response?

Fluctuation of the...pupil? Involuntary dilation of the iris.

You are the winner.

Your turn.

[Pacifist_Farmer]

Honestly, as much as I enjoy some Bladerunner quoting, give it up already, take a vacation or something, stop posting for a day. We need to form a help group for forum addicts.

[Steelrat]

Are you Dr. Lazarus?

Yes. Take two aspirin and call me in the morning. That's a doctor joke.

I'd like a report of all the incidents in the last six months. I'd like it soon, or I might just kick your nasty *** all over this room. That's a marshal joke.

[Triangle]

Hey, Sheppard. Guess what I just found in a meat locker.

[Steelrat]

Continue.

[Triangle]

Continue.

250 lbs of hamburger named Yario that works for you. Also, I found your shipment of PDE. So I threw the hamburger in the jail, and the PDE in the toilet. Or was it the other way around? I can't remember now.

[Steelrat]

No, I meant pick a new one. You nailed that it was Outland, you googling bastage.

[Triangle]

This one is way too easy Ryan, but this one's for you.

"They told me that you had gone totally insane, and that your methods were unsound. "

[Steelrat]

"It's pretty hairy in there - it's Charlie's point"

"Charlie don't surf !"

[Triangle]

GOd, my favorite line will always be,
How're you feeling, Jimmy?
LIKE A MEAN MF'R, SIR

Makes me laugh so damn hard.

Your turn.

[Steelrat]

Know why, you pathetically ineffectual and pusillanimous "pretend-friend-to-animals"?! I'll tell you why: because when I had anything to do with her six years ago, there was no such thing -- I hadn't even thought of it yet!

[Triangle]

Jeffrey Goines was a fruitcake!