Derek...

[neppo1345]

Hows that herpes treating you?

[Triangle]

Hows that herpes treating you?

After a while the cheese grater just doesn't make the cut.

[neppo1345]

After a while the cheese grater just doesn't make the cut.

Man, I thought mine was bad.

I'm still using sandpaper...

[Triangle]

Man, I thought mine was bad.

I'm still using sandpaper...

Try blotting them with rubbing alcoho, then setting it afire.
It reminds me of a technique I used, to get rid of my crabs.

I shaved half of myself, then set flames to the remaining hair. When the SOB's ran for safety, I'd stabe them in the heart with a knife.

[neppo1345]

Try blotting them with rubbing alcoho, then setting it afire.
It reminds me of a technique I used, to get rid of my crabs.

I shaved half of myself, then set flames to the remaining hair. When the SOB's ran for safety, I'd stabe them in the heart with a knife.

Sounds kinda like what happened to me last september...

/NAPALM?

[Triangle]

NAPALM?

Napalm, son. Nothing in the world smells like that.
[kneels]
I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end...
[Kilgore unhappily walks off]

[neppo1345]

Napalm, son. Nothing in the world smells like that.
[kneels]
I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end...
[Kilgore unhappily walks off]

Does it smell the same coming from your pants?

[Triangle]

Does it smell the same coming from your pants?

I've taken a habit of never wearing pants.
I's called freeballing or something.

[neppo1345]

I've taken a habit of never wearing pants.
I's called freeballing or something.

Shes a good girl, loves her mam a
Loves jesus and america too
Shes a good girl, crazy bout elvis
Loves horses and her boyfriend too

Its a long day living in reseda
Theres a freeway runnin through the yard
And Im a bad boy cause I dont even miss her
Im a bad boy for breakin her heart

And Im free, free ballin'
Yeah Im free, free ballin'

All the vampires walkin through the valley
Move west down ventura boulevard
And all the bad boys are standing in the shadows
A ll the good girls are home with broken hearts

And Im free, free ballin'
Yeah Im free, free ballin;
Free ballin', now Im free ballin', now im
Free ballin', now Im free ballin'..........

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