Most "redneck" thing you did?

[Swampy]

Looking for the most "redneck" things that people do?

I.E. Rebuilt a engine in you living room, Mowed the the lawn and found a car.

[Swampy]

I'll start.
Not a fun time till some ones jeep barrel rolls! Pics coming soon.
Got a 2wd Dodge with 4ft whips.
Got pulled over on a lawn tractor for no orange triangle, and drinking a beer on a country road. (happened along time ago.)

[Altimas]

I got cut off at a redlight by a Tractor once...
I have an Uncle named Bubba who has flashbacks from Vietnam at various family gatherings..
I built an antenna for my Amateur radio out of Coke cans, then mounted it ontop of my house...
I pee out of my back door all the time...

Oh and I married my sister... j/k!!!!!!

[thecavemankevin]

i married altimas' sister

[Carbon]

dirt biking
shot guns
drank pabst blue ribbon

in one day, in that sequence.

[MANN]

Looking for the most "redneck" things that people do?

I.E. Rebuilt a engine in you living room, Mowed the the lawn and found a car.

LOL. I have rebuilt my CBR 600F3SE in a living room of a single wide trailer. Given the trailer was being used as storage only, and my brothers 69 chevy pickup was taking up both bays in the garage that was attached. I acutally tore out one of the bedroom walls to give me more space. I had parts hanging all over inside. After the winter project my parrents decided they wanted to build a real garage, and had the firedept burn the trailer. (obviously evrerything was moved to a diff garage)

On a side note did anyone realize that it only takes ~ 7-8 min for the roof of a trailer to collapse after ignition of a fire log in the center of a single wide trailer?? The fire dept ran drills in the attached garage (well built, but old), but said they would not step foot in the trailer. It was amazing just watching it melt down so quick.

[Lohman446]

Not the most redneck thing by any means:

One day all the paintball guys are sitting around, and we decide to open up the gun safe. Its a bit cold outside, so rather than going outside I remove the screen from the window above the walkout basement, toss the target out there, and proceed to shoot :).

PS - if you don't get the barrel of the .357 all the way out the window everyone in the room goes deaf :)

[Swampy]

Most redneck thing I've ever heard was from my recuiter was about this one guy that was in the DEP that got a ticket. This person was with his bud and found this dead caff in a middle of a field, so they hook it up to the back of their pick up and drag this dead cow into town. Well the thing came unhook and slammed into parked car. Well coming down the other direction is a county sheriff. Imagine expaining that one to the parents.

[SCpoloRicker]

So; I'm at a meet & greet with the mid level marketing guys from one of our big corporate clients. This one fellow, obviously an uncultured type, proceeds to order red wine. He then proceeds to eat an avocado-salmon roll. With red wine!

Of course, I want to help said fellow out. I pull him aside, and remark "Listen, old chap. 'Tis quite innappropriate to be drinking red wine with fish." To my astonishment, he replied "Well, I like red wine."

"'Well, I like red wine' indeed"! Obviously, I was appalled. I approached one of the women at the cocktail bar. "Can you believe this man?" I ask her "he's drinking red wine with fish!"

Suffice to say that this malcontented corporate wage slave failed to see the problem.

So; I brained her with a '63 Dom Perignon for her lack of manners.

And that's my story.

[kosmo]

So; I'm at a meet & greet with the mid level marketing guys from one of our big corporate clients. This one fellow, obviously an uncultured type, proceeds to order red wine. He then proceeds to eat an avocado-salmon roll. With red wine!

Of course, I want to help said fellow out. I pull him aside, and remark "Listen, old chap. 'Tis quite innappropriate to be drinking red wine with fish." To my astonishment, he replied "Well, I like red wine."

"'Well, I like red wine' indeed"! Obviously, I was appalled. I approached one of the women at the cocktail bar. "Can you believe this man?" I ask her "he's drinking red wine with fish!"

Suffice to say that this malcontented corporate wage slave failed to see the problem.

So; I brained her with a '63 Dom Perignon for her lack of manners.

And that's my story.

A tip of my cap to you, sir. Jolly good show.

/drinks boxed wine
//still knows white wine goes with seafood

[Lohman446]

A tip of my cap to you, sir. Jolly good show.

/drinks boxed wine
//still knows white wine goes with seafood

I drink whatever I want when I want, with whatever I want. :) Noone really bugs me about it either...

[flyboy]

Salmon is red (dark) meat so it was fine with red wine weather it was fish or not. Same for dark meat chicken and other fish like blue fish, mackeral or seafood types such as muscles.

[MoeMag]

[tbizzle0]

I shot my toilet today. It exploded into many pieces... and I was satisfied.

Although I wish I had tannerite.

[skife]

where do i even begin....
my dad has a '96 chevy truck with the plates "NEWTAME"

his old truck, the cabcorners rotted off so the doors wouldn't shut right.
anyone ever pull off a bo-duke in a truck?

i drive beaters.... all the time
we got my buddy's S10 blazer stuck in a mudhole in his field once, tried to pull it out with my dads truck, almost getting my dad's truck stuck. we left it set there overnight, the ground froze and we had to get it unstuck from the ground then...

Sledding behind snomobiles at 90mph

fixing an oil leak on the dunebuggy with ducttape. (it was on the pushrod tube)

ummm, doing donuts in the field with the redtruck at age 13... the truck was an 83 chevy with a 4speed with granny gear.

i used to race dirtbikes when i was like 10

my friends do garden tractor pulls. and do really well at the events.

my dad works in a landfill as an equipment operator.
beer = good.

yeah... we're definatally a buncha rednecks.