Premptive "to hell with valentines day thread"

[Carbon]

that is until i get a valentines day date and or/nookie (heavy makeouts ok [not with anyt of you sickos btw]).

so...


To hell with valentines day...::seethes::

[Lohman446]

Sucks to be you....

[sixtoes1313]

Sucks to be you....

[Lohman446]

I'm dating a nympho

Theres a substantial sum of money missing from my safe

Valentines day should work well....

[SCpoloRicker]

that is until i get a valentines day date and or/nookie (heavy makeouts ok).

How you doin'?

[Carbon]

Sucks to be you....

i know man...tell me about it.


ricker,
pretty good so far man!

how are you?

Actually i have a default valetines lady friend to take out. We kind made an agreement that if none of us lands a v day date, that we'll go out and chill. Pretty loserish on both our parts but, you know what are friends for?

after dinner i'll probably go home and fapfap myself to sleep.

[PyRo]

after dinner i'll probably go home with said women and

Fixed it for you

[Carbon]

Fixed it for you

hah!
does the ninja imply roofies! lol

[robnix]

that is until i get a valentines day date and or/nookie (heavy makeouts ok [not with anyt of you sickos btw]).

so...


To hell with valentines day...::seethes::

I'll be out of town on business on Valentines Day. When I told my wife, she said, "that's fine, I'd rather have you here for the Super Bowl anyway."

/me runs over and hugs wife

[mr.mag218]

yea i can't find a date either, i figure homeless shelter....just offer a warm meal. garunteed nookie. plus you can just drop em off where ever you feel like then say "WELCOME HOME"

[trevorjk]

yea i can't find a date either, i figure homeless shelter....just offer a warm meal. garunteed nookie. plus you can just drop em off where ever you feel like then say "WELCOME HOME"

[PyRo]

guaranteed herpes

Fixed it...

[tribalman]

To hell with valentines day...::seethes::

exactly.

so to all the single folks, happy singles awareness day!

[spwz99]

Valentines day sucks for guys. Either you have a girlfriend and have to spend a lot of money and top what you did last year, or you are single and the world wants to tell you about it.

[geekwarrior]

Valentines day sucks for guys. Either you have a girlfriend and have to spend a lot of money and top what you did last year, or you are single and the world wants to tell you about it.

thats why you have to start low. After I got married, I stopped buying cards or anything for Valentines Day. Don't think I've gotten her anything in the last 5 yrs. (for Vday anyway)

So now this year I think I may just get her a card and a single rose. Maybe a nice dinner. She has been lulled into 0 expectations, so I don't have to go all out.