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  • PyRo
    President Bioloaf inc.
    • Dec 2000
    • 10186

    #1

    How to get rid of annoying person

    Stolen from another forum:


    If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train follow these instructions:

    1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
    2. Remove your laptop.
    3. Start up
    4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.
    5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
    6. Then hit this link
  • kevdupuis
    KNDE
    • May 2002
    • 1041

    #2
    But not while you're being screened by security.
    You know it has to be fun when the author says he was influenced by Penn & Teller.
    Flying the unfriendly skies.

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    • SCpoloRicker
      HA HA I'm custom!!1
      • Jan 2004
      • 4375

      #3


      HAHAHAHA!!1 Islam is teh Bombers!1
      God....I guess I was probably returning videotapes.

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      • trevorjk
        <S>WooLooLoo</S>
        • Dec 2002
        • 4324

        #4
        <embed src="http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed>

        weeeeee
        t33kyboy "So if a cat is dropped from 11 inches, it will most likely die."

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        • Altimas
          Registered User
          • Feb 2004
          • 909

          #5
          Thats funny, but oh so wrong. Did anyone watch that special last Saturday, "In their words" or something like that I meant to Tivo it and forgot.
          "If we aren't supposed to eat animals...why did God invent BBQ sauce?" - Army
          AO Feedback

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          • olinar
            mech>electro
            • May 2006
            • 1777

            #6
            you guys know that that doesnt spell out anything.the writing is arabic but it is just random letters put together, arabic gibberish i guess.

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            • PyRo
              President Bioloaf inc.
              • Dec 2000
              • 10186

              #7
              Originally posted by olinar
              you guys know that that doesnt spell out anything.the writing is arabic but it is just random letters put together, arabic gibberish i guess.
              If I don't know what it says chances are the guy next to me won't either.

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              • jenarelJAM
                Club Coordinator
                • Dec 2004
                • 1611

                #8
                I think the large red numbers will give them an idea...
                you know you play this game too much when the neighbors stop fixing their broken windows...
                :shooting: :cuss:

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                • CKY_Alliance
                  Team Deranged
                  • Jan 2005
                  • 1695

                  #9
                  But what if they look at you and say, "is it time already"...then reach for there laptop case..

                  Oh man that would be grand..I hope someone would do something like this to me...all though on a plane..umm this isnt possible now that i think about it..unless you DL to your computer..

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                  • don miguel
                    the legend
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 1141

                    #10
                    im gonna try that...

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                    • behemoth
                      SVSTC?
                      • Nov 2002
                      • 7750

                      #11
                      Originally posted by don miguel
                      im gonna try that...
                      I hope youre sitting next to an air marshal.

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                      • matteusz
                        It's not about the gun.
                        • Aug 2006
                        • 1106

                        #12
                        Originally posted by behemoth
                        I hope youre sitting next to an air marshal.

                        An air marshal in a bad mood would be better.
                        matteusz Feedback

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                        • REDRT
                          Mags, Y use anything else
                          • Apr 2004
                          • 1854

                          #13
                          That is nice! Is wish I had some sort of escape Friday Night at the gun club monthly meeting. Oh this guy next to me was so annoying. He had a comment for every thing that was said and would constantly elbow me to get me attention. I'm trying to listen because the meeting content was really important to me. All I could think of was the scene from "True Lies" were Arnold kills the car salesmen on the test drive.

                          /don miguel
                          AO celebritay

                          What the...

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                          • SpecialBlend2786
                            Registered User
                            • Jun 2003
                            • 4023

                            #14
                            Originally posted by olinar
                            you guys know that that doesnt spell out anything.the writing is arabic but it is just random letters put together, arabic gibberish i guess.
                            Yeah lol, I was gonna say, "hmm...too bad it doesn't say anything.." but you beat me too it/

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