What you did...

[Carbon]

Oh snap! its a myspaa....wait its not a myspace bulletin

[warbeak2099]

I ran over a pickle because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

[__Phoenix__]

I didn't reply to this thread correctly because you don't tell me what the hell to do.

[thecavemankevin]

i chocked on chuck norris because I'm NOT a homosexual.

Rly?
no, not Rly

[sk8dood]

I murdered a goat because I hate myself.

Wow.

[geekwarrior]

I loved your mom because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

/to sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my shirt

[tech-chan]

I ran over a fireman because Im sexy and do whatever I want.

[paintballfiend]

I sang to a squirrel because I was high.

Ha, reminds me of Grad Night.

[Pneumagger]

I didn't reply to this thread correctly because you don't tell me what the hell to do.

YOUR DOING IT WRONG

[__Phoenix__]

YOUR DOING IT WRONG

no u

[Pneumagger]

I did it wrong - on the intarweb - because I was drunk.

Fixed

/no u

[grEnAlEins]

I did the Macarena with a noodle because the voices told me to.

[RRfireblade]

Keep the Myspace stuff over there please.

[Nick E]

I loved my sister cause thats how I roll...
why can't I ever get good ones of these...

[jenarelJAM]

I never reply to these on myspace, because they're pretty lame...
But this is actually kinda funny...

I smoked a birdbath, cause that's just how I roll.