Pick-up lines?

[bentothejam1n]

you busy?
no
you wanna get busy?

[jenarelJAM]

"Wanna get a coke and make out?" When they say no or look at you funny say "Alright, forget the coke."

I'm trying this one...

[tech-chan]

Those are some nice pants you have, can I try them on for size?

[Altimas]

Is that a Mirror in your pocket? Cause I sure can see myself in your pants!

[tech-chan]

Are those space pants? Cause your buts out of this world!

[turbo chicken]

Excuse me for being blunt, but I would like to have sex with you.

heh ... this worked once for me ... drunken college girls rule!!!

[tech-chan]

screw that.

[Altimas]

screw that.

Well thats the idea...

[turbo chicken]

Excuse me for being blunt, but I would like to have sex with you.

heh ... this worked once for me ... drunken college girls rule!!!

I should have qualified this by saying I was at a small barbeque with a few friends at a park playing volleyball/basketball. We has seen eachother in similar circumstances but not spoken.

and it was more like ... "after everyone starts to leave you want to go to my place and (insert colorful word here)" ... she said nothing ... just smiled and turned around ... i left without looking to see if she was still there ... and about 5 mins after i got home guess who knocked on my door !!!

Yeah ... like i said before drunken college girls rule!!!

[tech-chan]

This another one of those classic threads, heres another one:
Bond. James Bond.

[tech-chan]

And another one!

Hi. I would like to award you the {Whatever beer we were drinking} award for looking so good. Now if you will give me your name, number and address I would like to enter you in our grand prize drawing which will win you an all expense paid date with me.

[FooTemps]

My best pick up line that actually works:

"I teach dance."

It's gotten me a few numbers/myspaces/aim SNs ever since the first time I used it at the airport.

[EPIC_Vader]

"excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

[FARMER00]

"excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

lol thats a good one



Lets Breed... beautiful

or you could say your a doctor and use the old free mamagram test thingy

[Kyle.Kimber]

Your legs are like butter, I wanna spread em.
Hmmmm. Why does this thread seem familiar...Oh yeah because I posted this same thread a lil while back. I'm not gonna bother finding the link, because their is no point. I know its a good topic for a forum.