DISCLAIMOR: I AM NOT RACIST AT ALL. I JUST THOUGHT THIS WAS SLIGHTLY HUMOROUS.
David Letterman's Top 10 Reasons Why There Are No Black NASCAR Drivers.
#10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
#09 - Pistol won't stay under the front seat.
#08 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
#07 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up their pants at the same time.
#06 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Jr.
#05 - Police cars on track interfere with the race.
#04 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
#03 - No Cadillac's approved for competition.
#02 - When they crash their cars, they bail out and run.
AND FINALLY, THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY THERE ARE NO BLACK PEOPLE IN NASCAR.............
#01 - They can't wear their helmets sideways
David Letterman's Top 10 Reasons Why There Are No Black NASCAR Drivers.
#10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
#09 - Pistol won't stay under the front seat.
#08 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
#07 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up their pants at the same time.
#06 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Jr.
#05 - Police cars on track interfere with the race.
#04 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
#03 - No Cadillac's approved for competition.
#02 - When they crash their cars, they bail out and run.
AND FINALLY, THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY THERE ARE NO BLACK PEOPLE IN NASCAR.............
#01 - They can't wear their helmets sideways
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