The Shenanigans Thread - V1.0

[Rudz]

i was doing security for my freinds bands party in hollywood, there were close to 300 poeple when one of guests pionted out that "some road rules guy" was in the crowd, later that night the same guy was thrown thru a patio window after he hit a girl in the head with a bottle.

[etjoyride]

i was doing security for my freinds bands party in hollywood, there were close to 300 poeple when one of guests pionted out that "some road rules guy" was in the crowd, later that night the same guy was thrown thru a patio window after he hit a girl in the head with a bottle.

I believe it...

[Pballwizz]

Proposal 1:

I met Mike Holmgren (Seahawks head coach) at the mall. We talked and had a coffee at the Starbucks at a nearby hotel and he listened to my ideas about him starting trick plays. I think I bored him though since he WAS apparently enjoying some free time with is wife, but everyone (including me) was butting in to his relaxation time. (My friend and I spotted him because he's like 6'10"... he was at least a head taller than anyone on the sidewalk)(This was during christmas season when my friend does some silly christmas street show gig. He apparently gave Mike Holmgren a couple candy canes.)

Shens. You have no friends. I hate you.

[Red Star Funk]

Here's a story my football coach told me last year so when I say "I", I really mean "my football coach":

When I was in college there was this other kid who was my classmate. He was in a band but they never made it big. Anyway, the band's name was xxxxxxxx. So you might ask me how in the hell a band gets named xxxxxxxx? Well according to this guy in the band, he was in the Virgin Islands in a bar, conversing with somebody else on what they should name a band. Apparently they were talking pretty loudly because somebody overheard them and called out, "Call the band xxxxxxxx." Surprised somebody was eavesdropping on them, he looked up at the end of the bar to see a completely smashed Queen frontman Freddie Mercury.

EDIT: I censored out the band's name because Google would kill it.

[FooTemps]

BWAHAHA! +2 for me and -1 for murph and pneumagger!

[Rudz]

i get - 1 too, bahhh