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  • Kyle.Kimber
    Resident Sexologist
    • Dec 2005
    • 460

    #1

    I'm this close to raping you!!!

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  • Dend78
    Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum
    • Oct 2004
    • 2963

    #2
    bahahahaha thats awsome
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    2k Angel CnC LCD
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    • Desega
      Here's Johnny!
      • Sep 2004
      • 518

      #3
      Whoa . . . just whoa. (was that Peirce Brasnan?)
      I can't feel my toes . . .

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      • Kyle.Kimber
        Resident Sexologist
        • Dec 2005
        • 460

        #4
        Originally posted by Desega
        Whoa . . . just whoa. (was that Peirce Brasnan?)
        Yes, it was. Notice how he is on the verge of laughing his *** off.

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        • Jimmykaboots
          Azn Magger.
          • Jan 2007
          • 97

          #5
          Hahah that was priceless! I was drinking a glass of water when he said I'm this close to raping you and I spat all the water back into my cup and burst out in a fit of laughter.

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          • Rudz
            Registered User

            • Apr 2005
            • 5087

            #6
            lololololol wtf
            BEO MAFIA
            sigpic

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            • Carbon
              Word!
              • Jan 2003
              • 1589

              #7
              this one of my fav will ferrel skts on snl

              ...ever in the continual search of time dilation.

              Emag 4.0 "I love the way you turn me on"

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              • Mongoose
                VenomousDesigns.com

                • Nov 2006
                • 1593

                #8
                thanks i needed that!

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                • bleachit
                  Conturbo et Ledo
                  • May 2003
                  • 1410

                  #9
                  its funny cuz its true!
                  "Great stories! See everyone, just buy a Sydarm and become a paintball superstar!! "
                  AGD

                  "i just sent out the full force of the canadian army (4 guys). expect high canadian casualties"
                  Blackweenie

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                  • Tac-OneFun
                    Provider of Paint
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 126

                    #10
                    yeah, would have been better if i wasnt expecting the "I'm this close to raping you" line

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                    • warbeak2099
                      That is my foot!
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 4447

                      #11
                      "I have been lifting weights and doing cocaine all day, and I want a big peice of you sir!"

                      :Lol:
                      My Feedback

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                      • Desega
                        Here's Johnny!
                        • Sep 2004
                        • 518

                        #12
                        It never gets old.
                        I can't feel my toes . . .

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                        • Mikey B
                          Rock Licker
                          • Jun 2003
                          • 656

                          #13
                          lol
                          Flashy colors make the gun work better!

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