Am I a Horrible Person?

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  • Altimas
    Registered User
    • Feb 2004
    • 909

    #1

    Am I a Horrible Person?

    SO... I was on the 3rd Floor at my office and they moved me and my fellow employees down to the second floor in a different area. Well this morning I went to the Bathroom for my 1 out of 2 Daily Sessions. I don't know about you, but I always go straight for the Handi-cap stall. Its farthest away from the door, it is by far the most roomiest, and it has those sweet arm rests. So I settle down and a few minutes later I hear the door squeek open, but I dont hear any footsteps.

    Then I see the wheels rolling towards me and they just stop outside the door of my stall. At this point I most definately cant finish what I am doing so I quickly get up and work my way out slowly opening the stall door. I didnt even look at the man in the chair for my shame...and then I limped a little to the sink and washed my hands and walked out.

    Should I feel guilty about this?
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  • Thordic
    AFTICA
    • May 2001
    • 5986

    #2
    I didn't read your post, but the answer is yes.

    EDIT: Now I read your post and my answer is still yes, but not for this reason. Handicapped stalls are comfy. People in wheelchairs should wear diapers.

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    • t0nnn
      Registered User
      • Feb 2007
      • 552

      #3
      dude hahah ...in my office the 5th floor is vacant, so i usually hit that one up for the privacy. I wouldn't feel guilty i mean at least you got up and got out right away and didn't make him wait there

      good story tho made my day ..now back to cad

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      • skife
        Unregistered User
        • Feb 2003
        • 2769

        #4
        i always use the handicap stall, makes for leg room and the toilet sits a little higher so your legs dont fall asleep while your reading HOTROD




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        • Altimas
          Registered User
          • Feb 2004
          • 909

          #5
          Originally posted by Thordic
          I didn't read your post, but the answer is yes.

          EDIT: Now I read your post and my answer is still yes, but not for this reason. Handicapped stalls are comfy. People in wheelchairs should wear diapers.
          ZOMG why am I horrible before you read it!? <3 Thordic...
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          • grEnAlEins
            dazed and confused
            • Jul 2002
            • 2864

            #6
            Nah, you got outa there right away. You would be horrible if you made him wait to use the stall intended for his use, or made him wait a little too long and suffer the indignity of... you know
            bless, support, and never forget the troops
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            • Crighton
              Registered User
              • Apr 2003
              • 535

              #7
              Never drop atomics in your own backyard, you shoulda used the 3rd floor can.

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              • paintballfiend
                I like pudding.
                • Jun 2006
                • 555

                #8
                I do it all the time. Don't feel bad.

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                • Altimas
                  Registered User
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 909

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Crighton
                  Never drop atomics in your own backyard, you shoulda used the 3rd floor can.
                  Yeah I know there isnt any Handicap people up there I may follow this advice.. When I went in for session 2 today I went in the small stall and felt Claustrophobic. (sp?)
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                  • Army
                    Moderator of DOOOOOOOOMMM!

                    • Oct 2000
                    • 5785

                    #10
                    It's built for handicap access, not handicap only. There is no reason to feel bad, or stop using it.

                    It's like using the wheelchair ramps...or an elevator.

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                    • Kyle.Kimber
                      Resident Sexologist
                      • Dec 2005
                      • 460

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Army
                      It's built for handicap access, not handicap only. There is no reason to feel bad, or stop using it.

                      It's like using the wheelchair ramps...or an elevator.
                      Not really, I mean you can't use handicapped parking and that would be a more accurate comparison.

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                      • CKY_Alliance
                        Team Deranged
                        • Jan 2005
                        • 1695

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Kyle.Kimber
                        Not really, I mean you can't use handicapped parking and that would be a more accurate comparison.




                        That wouldn't be a more accurate comparison..handicap parking requires a permit and proof that you are handicap, the toilet is open to the public as well as the ramps and elevators.

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                        • Blazestorm
                          I win
                          • Feb 2002
                          • 3523

                          #13
                          My school has handicapped stalls... and not a single person in a wheel-chair...

                          Meh... I don't think I've ever seen a wheelchair, except one kid who shot himself in the foot w/ 22... don't ask...
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                          • grEnAlEins
                            dazed and confused
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 2864

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Army
                            It's built for handicap access, not handicap only. There is no reason to feel bad, or stop using it.

                            It's like using the wheelchair ramps...or an elevator.
                            I know that, I was not meaning to say that it was only for him. I was saying that it was the only one that he could use, as he has a space constraint to worry about. It is not a matter of luxury for him, but needed space. I suppose I should have more clearly articulated that. Anywho, if he defecated or otherwise soiled himself due to inability to use the only john that he could reasonably utilize, then feeling bad is reasonable. That was my other point, Altimas yielded his luxury to the wheelchair dude's need. That was nice of him.
                            bless, support, and never forget the troops
                            God bless my cousin: Cprl. Peter J. Giannopoulos K.I.A. 11/11/04 in Latifiyah, Babil Provence, Iraq.

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                            • mr.mag218
                              just plain registered

                              • Jan 2005
                              • 577

                              #15
                              LOL.i remember on the radio they were talking about this hand dryer (the kind you hit the button and its gets hot and dries your hand) in a gym, and all the guys thought it was for their pubes....turns out its for handicapped people. i laughed out loud at the thought of some turd standing there with his weeny under the drier while some guy in a wheel chair is behind him wondering why his drier is being defiled

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