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  • kosmo
    KaPTaiN KeNNy
    • Dec 2000
    • 1642
    #1

    Huzzah!

    So Im sitting here surfing AO, and I managed to fart. Twice. Really, this is a big deal. Ive had a serious case of the runs for the past few days, and the medics thought it could turn into dysentery, and I couldnt fart without leaking. Just thought youd all like to know.

    /dont eat Afghan food
    Kosmo For President '08, '12, '16... However long it takes
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    • geekwarrior
      MIA
      • Oct 2005
      • 2581
      #2
      i'm afraid to ask....did it leave skid marks?

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        • kosmo
          KaPTaiN KeNNy
          • Dec 2000
          • 1642
          #3
          No, the runs are going away. Thats why Im so happy.
          Kosmo For President '08, '12, '16... However long it takes

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            • Archangel Kid
              Registered User
              • Apr 2002
              • 940
              #4
              I hate you. I've had a stomach virus for the past week and I haven't been able to fart or poop . It's not a good feeling at all. I wish I could join you in your happiness but I've yet to hit the point where I can fart
              IF I WANTED AN ANGEL AIR I WOULD GLUE A GAMEBOY TO MY FRIKIN TANK.

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                • bornl33t
                  hello lamewads
                  • Oct 2000
                  • 4463
                  #5
                  Man I was in mexico last week. And the day we left we got stuck in Phoenix thanks to a involuntary bump by us airways. I dunno if it was the tons of juice, the water or the raw fish but I woke up in phonix without ANY luggage with the worst case of mudbutt EVER!

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                    • Thordic
                      AFTICA
                      • May 2001
                      • 5986
                      #6
                      Did you fart with confidence, or were you just taking a chance you wouldn't soil yourself?

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                        • rkjunior303
                          I need this more than you
                          • May 2003
                          • 4029
                          #7
                          everyone's slipped one past the goalie at some point in their life.

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                            • geekwarrior
                              MIA
                              • Oct 2005
                              • 2581
                              #8
                              Originally posted by rkjunior303
                              everyone's slipped one past the goalie at some point in their life.
                              hmmm.....I can't say that I've ever experienced a shart.

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                                • thecavemankevin
                                  the living un-banned
                                  • Feb 2001
                                  • 4346
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by geekwarrior
                                  hmmm.....I can't say that I've ever experienced a shart.

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                                    • geekwarrior
                                      MIA
                                      • Oct 2005
                                      • 2581
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by thecavemankevin
                                      i call shenz

                                      sorry, no butt secks here....

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                                        • kosmo
                                          KaPTaiN KeNNy
                                          • Dec 2000
                                          • 1642
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Thordic
                                          Did you fart with confidence, or were you just taking a chance you wouldn't soil yourself?
                                          The first one was reluctantly, but once I realized all was well the second one got all I could give it. I feel sorry for the poor goon on the computer next to me.

                                          Also, its kinda scary being stuck on the toilet during a 6.2 earthquake
                                          Kosmo For President '08, '12, '16... However long it takes

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                                            • gimp
                                              Registered User
                                              • Jan 2001
                                              • 2368
                                              #12
                                              weird. I had a dream that a I sharted last night.

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                                                • Lenny
                                                  I AM the AO famous!
                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                  • 1628
                                                  #13
                                                  Wow. You all *officially* have no lives.
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                                                    • paintballfiend
                                                      I like pudding.
                                                      • Jun 2006
                                                      • 555
                                                      #14
                                                      I farted in my school's library. I tought it was going to be a small, quiet one. I quickly realized it was gonna be a good one. Needless to say the whole floor looked over in my direction. All I could do was laught my butt off.

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                                                        • ahellers
                                                          USCG "I save lives"
                                                          • Jan 2006
                                                          • 681
                                                          #15
                                                          I just farted reading the last post!!!
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