The Trojan Suit

[Kyle.Kimber]

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This guy must get all the ladies...

[olinar]

i wouldnt mind having that suit. when you posted the link i tought that someone had already made something i thought up toady. a body condom lol

[Jonneh]

Does it have a slot to keep your AI?

[skife]

there is a guy that said "hey, what do we need" and he made it

[MoeMag]

there is a guy that said "hey, what do we need" and he made it

2nd that.
Military can shell out $2000 for this.
I saw this guy a long time ago and wondered what happened to him. I think it needs some refining, but its good.

[paintballfiend]

When I first read the title of the thread I thought is was about a giant condom.

[skife]

2nd that.
Military can shell out $2000 for this.
I saw this guy a long time ago and wondered what happened to him. I think it needs some refining, but its good.

yeah i remember seeing his first bear suit on dateline or 20/20 back when i was still in middle school or somthing, i remember the guy wearing it and someone trying to hack him up with a machetie(sp?) and him getting hit by a car with it on, and some other stuff.

didn't the orginal suit get reposessed by a bank or somthing too?

[Pballwizz]

It seems like he just went and brought a bunch of stuff from a drug store and glued it onto a cool looking suit. Im sure the government will want to stock up on toy cars for the remote sensors...

Regardless, its still pretty cool

[jenarelJAM]

2nd that.
Military can shell out $2000 for this.
I saw this guy a long time ago and wondered what happened to him. I think it needs some refining, but its good.

First off, it's $2000 canadian.
Second, it's $2000 to "fit it to a soldier." He doesn't mention what the suit itself costs. I would imagine quite a bit more.

[Rudz]

wheres that link someone posted the other day with the "super soldier"?

[PyRo]

Ok, he can hold a pistol, what about a rifle?
Is it difficult to get in and out of a vehicle?
How difficult is it to get the suit off a wounded person who may be unconscious? This is vital because no medical treatment can be given until it's off. If it can't be removed quickly and easialy you would have a lot of people bleeding to death who might have otherwise survived.
It's 50lbs plus a weapon, ammo, water, radio, and other gear, it adds up quick.
I bet by the nature of the suit you get tired quickly.
How hot does it get in the body of the suit in a 100 degree desert?

[NotKai]

Could that guy have a more irritating accent?

[thecavemankevin]

It seems like he just went and brought a bunch of stuff from a drug store and glued it onto a cool looking suit. Im sure the government will want to stock up on toy cars for the remote sensors...

Regardless, its still pretty cool

i was thinking the same thing

i'll shoot him, no prob.

this guy vs robo cop, bout of the century!

[maglover728]

ED209 would walk in and mow both of them down.