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  • trevorjk
    <S>WooLooLoo</S>
    • Dec 2002
    • 4324
    #1

    Ive got a big problem and need your help!

    I've suspected for some time now that my wife is cheating.

    The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she says, "Just some friends from work. You don't know them."

    I always stay awake to look for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car driving off as if she got out around the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

    I once picked up her mobile phone just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and asked why I was checking up on her.

    Anyway, I have never breached the subject with her. I think deep down I didn't want to know the truth but last night again she went out and I decided to really check in on her.

    I decided that I was going to park my bike next to the garage and hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she comes home. It was at that moment crouching behind my bike, that I noticed the rocker cover on the engine leaking a little oil.

    Is this something that I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
    t33kyboy "So if a cat is dropped from 11 inches, it will most likely die."
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    • BigEvil
      www.BigEvilOnline.com

      • Feb 2005
      • 9333
      #2
      WOW... get that oil leak fixed ASAP :-)


      Your probably are suspicious for a good reason. Start tailing her, checking her cell phone bills all that stuff.

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        • Kyle.Kimber
          Resident Sexologist
          • Dec 2005
          • 460
          #3
          Originally posted by BigEvil
          WOW... get that oil leak fixed ASAP :-)


          Your probably are suspicious for a good reason. Start tailing her, checking her cell phone bills all that stuff.
          Or, hire a professional. Costs more, but It'll work. I mean if you get caught tailing her she might get upsetsys.

          And sorry to here about the oil.

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            • neppo1345
              I Will Eat Your Children..
              • Oct 2005
              • 1913
              #4
              Originally posted by trevorjk
              I've suspected for some time now that my wife is cheating.

              The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she says, "Just some friends from work. You don't know them."

              I always stay awake to look for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car driving off as if she got out around the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

              I once picked up her mobile phone just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and asked why I was checking up on her.

              Anyway, I have never breached the subject with her. I think deep down I didn't want to know the truth but last night again she went out and I decided to really check in on her.

              I decided that I was going to park my bike next to the garage and hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she comes home. It was at that moment crouching behind my bike, that I noticed the rocker cover on the engine leaking a little oil.

              Is this something that I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
              It's something that can be easily fixed. Hire a professional. It'll give you the peace of mind of knowing that things are fixed PROPERLY. Professionals can sometimes be more expensive than doing it yourself, but they generally do a much more thorough job as well.

              Now as for fixing the oil leak....

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                • thecavemankevin
                  the living un-banned
                  • Feb 2001
                  • 4346
                  #5
                  i think it is time to simply shoot that P.O.S. and get the bike fixed.


                  Quote: MarkM
                  "virus attacks have been dealt with, same with back door nasties. ."

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                    • SCpoloRicker
                      HA HA I'm custom!!1
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 4375
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Kyle.Kimber
                      Or, hire a professional. Costs more, but It'll work. I mean if you get caught tailing her she might get upsetsys.

                      And sorry to here about the oil.
                      I work for a private investigation firm; so I'm really getting a kick out of a lot of these replies.

                      God....I guess I was probably returning videotapes.

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                        • Desega
                          Here's Johnny!
                          • Sep 2004
                          • 518
                          #7
                          You should be able to fix the leak yourself. If not, use the leaky bike as an excuse to use your wife's cell phone and call the mechanic.
                          I can't feel my toes . . .

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                            • trevorjk
                              <S>WooLooLoo</S>
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 4324
                              #8
                              just an FYI, this was meant as a motorcycle/car/truck joke shows priorities in life
                              t33kyboy "So if a cat is dropped from 11 inches, it will most likely die."

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                                • rkjunior303
                                  I need this more than you
                                  • May 2003
                                  • 4029
                                  #9
                                  ::shakes head::

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                                    • Mikey B
                                      Rock Licker
                                      • Jun 2003
                                      • 656
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by trevorjk
                                      the rocker cover on the engine leaking a little oil.
                                      I'll pray for you
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                                        • jenarelJAM
                                          Club Coordinator
                                          • Dec 2004
                                          • 1611
                                          #11

                                          I laughed so hard... and then felt a little bad. But then I felt good again when you confirmed it was all a joke...
                                          you know you play this game too much when the neighbors stop fixing their broken windows...
                                          :shooting: :cuss:

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                                            • Madmarx
                                              Mentally Unstable

                                              • Jun 2006
                                              • 2867
                                              #12
                                              Trade that bee-atch in for a newer model.
                                              Then ride her like you stole her.

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                                                • Dark Side
                                                  RPG Fan Club President
                                                  • Sep 2005
                                                  • 1212
                                                  #13
                                                  Shoot one, trade the other in. Your choice of which.

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                                                    • warpig13
                                                      Like a Boss
                                                      • Apr 2005
                                                      • 883
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Madmarx
                                                      Trade that bee-atch in for a newer model.
                                                      Then ride her like you stole her.

                                                      What about his bike?

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