Funny * Olympic Security * but long

[udtseal]

The Secret Service came to my dads Mobile Production compound in Snowbasin the day before yesterday to do a final security check, and they handed out little pamphlets to everyone in the compound. In big letters on top it says "BOMB THREAT!" and has a series instructions on what to do if you answer the phone and on the other end someone says "Theres a bomb somewhere in Salt Lake!!!" I kid you not. The first question is,
"Where is the bomb?"
second question,
"What will set the bomb off?".
Wait, IT GETS BETTER!! Let me list the others!

"What is your name?"
"What kind of bomb is it?"
"WHAT IS YOUR ADDRESS?"
"How much time till the bomb goes off?"

And there are little spaces for you to write the answers in.

Yeah, I am not making this up. Some libral smack some where thought this up. Then on the back is a checklist your supposed to fill out describing what the callers voice sounded like. "Did the caller sound: nervous, laughing, calm, etc." and on the background noises "machinery, quiet, cars, buses, planes, dogs, etc..."

As soon as he comes home im scanning that and posting it up.

[personman]

I GOTTA see this!
LOL!

[MajorDamage]

L!!!!!!!!!!!O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FREAKIN L! LOL!
Thats awesome! Give it to ME! I want that pamplet!

ENDO!

[MantisMag]

ok mr terrorist. let's play a game. it's called "who is your daddy and what does he do?" HAHA! i guess there's no harm in asking. what's he gonna do? hang up and call someone else? he called you to tell you about his bomb. so pump him for information. if he's really dumb he'll answer the first couple questions cause those are the things he wants you to know. then he'll keep answering the questions he doesn't want you to know. or maybe not.

[shartley]

Then on the back is a checklist your supposed to fill out describing what the callers voice sounded like. "Did the caller sound: nervous, laughing, calm, etc." and on the background noises "machinery, quiet, cars, buses, planes, dogs, etc..."

Again, this is very important information, and stuff people tend to forget while things are happening. That is why the checklist should be kept by the phone and done WHILE the call is being made. YOU need to retain control of the situation, not the caller. Also, those who need this information will want specific information, for specific reasons, and having the list allows you to provide them with it.

Some libral smack some where thought this up.

[ronron2112]

good thing we have shartley to clear up all the misunderstandings around here!

[udtseal]

Oh I totally understand the rational nature of why that list was made, what its purpose is and who it can help. My dad and I talked about it for a while. I just thought it was pretty hilarious (in a Monty Python, distorted sense) that, if you were at the Olympics, you would stand on the phone, quizzing someone who calls and says "There is a bomb in Salt Lake!" or where ever.

At the time I posted, it just seemed pretty hilarious. I would like to see a statistic of how many bombers do actually divulge this information and if the list is actually any effective.

I know if I wanted to plant a bomb for some reason, I wouldnt tell anyone or give any information. I would just blow it up.

[ccaleb]

Either way, serious or funny... I bet the bomber would be PISSED if he got a hold of a telemarketer!