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[Mongoose]

Subject: FWD: THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN
From: [email protected]
Date: Friday, January 26th 2007 at 3:12 PM

hello derek this is your grandma! this is a joke that someone sent me. it's so observational and true!

-----Forwarded Message-----

THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN

1. Women order wine while at fancy parties, but men order BEER!

2. Women have periods and men leave the toilet seat up every GOD DAMN TIME what's that about?

3. Women are smart and read books but men watch FOOTBALL and BURP!

4. Women go through the pain of child birth but men let their buttcracks hang out of their pants EW!

5. Women take forever to put on makeup but men CHEAT ON THEIR WIVES ALL OF THEM DO.

6. Women cry at good movies and men SMELL LIKE S#*&$.

7. When women get together they comfort one another and talk about important issues, and when men get together they fight and give each other GAY KISSES in their stupid little garages.

8. Women always land on their feet when dropped from a height but men OGLE OTHER WOMEN'S CLEAVAGE constantly in public.

9. Women can become lawyers and doctors but men can only JERK OFF IN THEIR OWN FACES.

and lastly...

10. Women fake orgasms but men should JUST DIE IN A FIRE ALREADY ARGH.

maybe its me but i dont get it.

Cyberave: very funny

[FARMER00]

i agree with #1 of the first post

[cyberave68]

i agree with #1 of the first post

Yes i agree!!!


OK i found another funny one!!!

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time
to time, cleans up and has a job.



2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.



3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie
to you.



4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be
with you.



5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each
other.