I have done more things,i just never got caught by the cops,and some stuff was so small they just let me go,or talked to me or whatever
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You guys are some wimpy criminals. One of my buddies, being the bright kid he was, brought a shotgun to school in his pantleg. He won't be getting out of prison for a long long time. BTW he was a gangster, this was also 8 years ago and I wasn't there when it happened, so I am just passing on old data. Talk about stupid.
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in 7th grade, my cousin and I were arrested for shaking a stop sign
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The town brought it to the New Jersey superior court and all. They said we could have been charged for murder if someone died. then it got thrown out for being such a useless arrest. Once I walked out of the police station, my whole family started cracking up because of the useless maple shade cops that should have been at Dunkin' Donuts instead.We will never die alone
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Thought I was in for more than I got, but a friend and I got really REALLY bored one day at around 3:00 am and decided to go see what the police do at night, so we started following THEM! 100% legal stops, speed limit observed, nothing illeagle at all in our pursuit of knowledge. They didn't think it was that funny, and had four squads stop us, one at each corner of the car! They really weren't amused when my friend, John Smith (honest to God real name) gave them his ID and had to explain the name thing. They told us to go home and find something useful to do. My guess is that they ran my plates, found I wasn't wanted, dangerous, on parole, etc., and thought they'd have some fun.Comment
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That's funny. Talk about misappropriation of resources.
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- vandalism
- forced entry
- and for skating inside of my old middle school (my god that was fun)Comment
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Let me think, I would have a couple things on my record but whats that, oh yeah I can run fast....
Only thing I've done really is when I was 13 I always used to Skateboard where I wasn't supposed to and the cops always would come and then I was off to the races and gone before they talked to me or warned me....I once lit of a crap load of fire crackers in the middle of the road and as soon as those when off the cops pulled around the corner and I was in the paper. "11:13 pm, A call came in that someone saw 3 kids playing with fircrackers, they lit them off and were gone before anyone else saw them." It was something like that. We have this thing called a police beat in the local paper lol.
Stupid things.
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Some Nasty tint...and no more to come casue Im getting back into paintballComment
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I've had to book it to get away from the cops a couple times. Like when parties get busted and stuff. I've also been chased on my dirtbike and snowmobile before. Both were for riding on the road. My friends and I were walking down the side of the road to a place, on my friends land, where we were going to play paintball, and a woman called the cops because she thought we had real guns. The cop just told us to have fun. He saw that we didn't just have little walmart guns, and he figured we wouldn't do anything stupid.Comment
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public intoxication
disorderly conduct
public urination
resisting arrest
obstruction
All at the same time, college was such a grand time. Hey the fine and little weekend stay in jail was still alot cheaper than DUI and the chance of making someone's life into a skidmark on the road.BEZERKERS
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*sigh* Wow, isn't the sillicon valley the best place to live? I sure do love it, hehehe.Originally posted by covadsucks
You guys are some wimpy criminals. One of my buddies, being the bright kid he was, brought a shotgun to school in his pantleg. He won't be getting out of prison for a long long time. BTW he was a gangster, this was also 8 years ago and I wasn't there when it happened, so I am just passing on old data. Talk about stupid.
And for me mostly school records for fighting but scince they were all in self defence(or so I said) No cops involved hehehe. Well that was last year. This year its coo, but OMG last year there were plenty hurtin people at my school, well not the ones that were smart enough to jump me in a group of at least 5.You smell like dookie... No really though.Comment
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Originally posted by covadsucks
You guys are some wimpy criminals. One of my buddies, being the bright kid he was, brought a shotgun to school in his pantleg. He won't be getting out of prison for a long long time. BTW he was a gangster, this was also 8 years ago and I wasn't there when it happened, so I am just passing on old data. Talk about stupid.
I'm not going to get into the stupid stuff I've done.
One of my buddies shot a guy with a shotgun that he brought to school...Comment
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i have had my fair share of fights...ive been in 5 serious fights, and i lost once...but it was my fault. one kid has a huge scar on his face now, and the other kids just lost but i didnt wreck them that bad. i actually love to fight...its a different kind of adrenaline that i love. Danger. some kid was talkin smack about me so i threw him into a wall and he grabbed me by the throat and started choking me, so i just chuckled and slammed his head into a cinder block wall.
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LOLOriginally posted by the JoKeR
Thought I was in for more than I got, but a friend and I got really REALLY bored one day at around 3:00 am and decided to go see what the police do at night, so we started following THEM! 100% legal stops, speed limit observed, nothing illeagle at all in our pursuit of knowledge. They didn't think it was that funny, and had four squads stop us, one at each corner of the car! They really weren't amused when my friend, John Smith (honest to God real name) gave them his ID and had to explain the name thing. They told us to go home and find something useful to do. My guess is that they ran my plates, found I wasn't wanted, dangerous, on parole, etc., and thought they'd have some fun.
I'm still laughing at that... 5 min later.
So maybe it wasnt that funny, but if you know this guy, it makes it hilarious.Comment


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