Paris Hilton release from jail early

[warpig13]

hey, she has a medical condition. give her a break.

I didnt know stupidity was a condition.

[Dark Side]

I didnt know stupidity was a condition.

It is a genetic disease passed down to children with wealthy parents.

[Carbon]

just for the record tho, i would bang Paris h. mercilessly.

i mean...not bad for a mugshot right?

[t0nnn]

she's pretty gross

[warpig13]

You do that.

To me, she is severely unattractive.

[t0nnn]

lol well put

[warpig13]

lol well put

Thats my constuctive "shes a dirty slut" criticism

[maglover728]

Honestly, kill her and end the hype! I want every minute I have been forced to listen to her name or any of her dealings back. Where do I file the claim check?

[warpig13]

Honestly, kill her and end the hype! I want every minute I have been forced to listen to her name or any of her dealings back. Where do I file the claim check?

No can do.
Did that with Anna Nicole Smith.

We only get one "She deserves to sie" assassination a year. Next year we think were going to axe Brittany Spears.

But Paris is lookin good for '09

[Warwitch]

Yeah, I would have to rank her uselessness right up there with Rosie O'Donnell. Shes almost as unattractive. Almost, but not quite.

[Carbon]

ok now, im not saying she is damn hawt now. Shes cute, a potential heir to a billion dollar franchise and slutty. Its not like i would marry her or have a philisophical disscussion about the nations health care system.

If you're buzzed and feelin a bit randy and she came up to ya and wanted to give you the bussiness...

[Rudz]

honestly, there isnt a straight guy i know who wouldnt give it to her if she wanted it...then again i said straight..i know darn well id give her all of it..but ya better bag it

[warpig13]

i know darn well id give her all of it..but ya better bag it

face or tool?

/both

[Warwitch]

If you're buzzed and feelin a bit randy and she came up to ya and wanted to give you the bussiness...

and by business I assume you mean night vision worthy lovin not daddy Hiltons empire!

[Pneumagger]

Yeah, I would have to rank her uselessness right up there with Rosie O'Donnell. Shes almost as unattractive. Almost, but not quite.

Man, now that you put it like that I guess she's super unattractive. No way would I have any future relations with her.