Uncle Sam Wants You! .... GAY?

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  • trevorjk
    <S>WooLooLoo</S>
    • Dec 2002
    • 4324

    #1

    Uncle Sam Wants You! .... GAY?



    "The Ohio Air Force lab proposed that a bomb be developed that contained a chemical that would cause enemy soldiers to become gay, and to have their units break down because all their soldiers became irresistably attractive to one another," Hammond said after reviewing the documents.

    "The notion was that a chemical that would probably be pleasant in the human body in low quantities could be identified, and by virtue of either breathing or having their skin exposed to this chemical, the notion was that soliders would become gay," explained Hammond.



    what will they think of trying next thankfully it was rejected
    t33kyboy "So if a cat is dropped from 11 inches, it will most likely die."
  • Rudz
    Registered User

    • Apr 2005
    • 5087

    #2
    so that what happened to san fransisco....
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    • Roger Wilco

      #3
      Old copypasta is old.

      This thing has been hopping around on the internet for a while.

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      • Dark Side
        RPG Fan Club President
        • Sep 2005
        • 1212

        #4
        "The Gay Bomb"


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        • Pzippy
          + Resident Pope +
          • Oct 2006
          • 271

          #5
          Kind of gives the phrase "Dirty Bomb" a new meaning...

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          • SCpoloRicker
            HA HA I'm custom!!1
            • Jan 2004
            • 4375

            #6
            Originally posted by rudz
            so that what happened to san fransisco....
            Yes, we were bombed with Gay Gas.
            God....I guess I was probably returning videotapes.

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            • Target Practice
              irc.zirc.org:6667 = chat!
              • Nov 2003
              • 3180

              #7
              This is just about as bigoted as a bomb that turns you Mexican so you'll sleep through the battle, or a bomb that turns you black and has you so stuffed with fried chicken, watermelon, and grape soda that you'll be too stuffed to fight.


              "Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." --Henry Louis Mencken.

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              • rkjunior303
                I need this more than you
                • May 2003
                • 4029

                #8
                i love fried chicken and grape soda. what's so bad abotu that?

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                • Warwitch
                  Resident Skeptic

                  • May 2006
                  • 3176

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Pzippy
                  Kind of gives the phrase "Dirty Bomb" a new meaning...

                  Dirty Sanchez Bomb

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                  • Pneumagger
                    I like 'Mags.

                    • Jun 2006
                    • 3556

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Target Practice
                    This is just about as bigoted as a bomb that turns you Mexican so you'll sleep through the battle, or a bomb that turns you black and has you so stuffed with fried chicken, watermelon, and grape soda that you'll be too stuffed to fight.

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                    • gimp
                      Registered User
                      • Jan 2001
                      • 2368

                      #11
                      Add a little malt liquor to that chicken bomb and I'm in

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                      • trevorjk
                        <S>WooLooLoo</S>
                        • Dec 2002
                        • 4324

                        #12
                        Originally posted by gimp
                        Add a little malt liquor to that chicken bomb and I'm in

                        ditto!
                        t33kyboy "So if a cat is dropped from 11 inches, it will most likely die."

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                        • WingMan13
                          Registered User
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 828

                          #13
                          Gives new meaning to the phrase "make love not war". Man, what ever happened to just wanting to totally kill the enemy?!

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                          • Warwitch
                            Resident Skeptic

                            • May 2006
                            • 3176

                            #14
                            Watch out for the coolo commando's, gonna run a little rectal recon on yer @55

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