Smackity, Smackity, SMACK!!! TK, you hearing me?

[Pacman]

What? Really? Your kidding me?

Holy Cow, Tk with out any star power around him? All his Pubahs with playing ability saw the video and left?

Leaving TK out in the cold...

OK WORKS FOR ME...

Pacman

[Evil Preacher]

Well according to Pacman, we have all lost already, so I want my money back and I will sit in my air conditioned trailer in the jacuzzi while he sits on top of the hill and beats his chest yelling out "Mother, I am on top of the world."

Well Pacman, remember each game is different. Sure you and Wild Bill won the game last year. But remember you had a lot of help in that game; it wasn't just you that won it.

Now we all know what kind of player you are, but you are one person, where this is a game of sides and players. It sure is easy to boast about a game where all the experienced is on one side. Now that it is being spread to the other sides I don't think that the outcome is so predictable.

[Star_Base_CGI]

Originally posted by Pacman
What? Really? Your kidding me?

Holy Cow, Tk with out any star power around him? All his Pubahs with playing ability saw the video and left?

Leaving TK out in the cold...

OK WORKS FOR ME...

Pacman

No Im not kidding.

His Girl Friday told us this morning hes not coming.
Due to I want my mommy.

Check your User Control Panel.
I sent you a tech message like 2 days ago on my game preps and a funny picture.

The Scenario calls for us to retrieve a fugitive. We will have to recruit the Garbage man, A wino, Ralph Nader, Usama or someone to play Omar.

[Dayspring]

Really brave to be going out there with a bunch of guys and shields. You don't see anybody ELSE running around like that do you?

Prowess? Yeah. It takes alot of prowess to hide behind somebody else and not get hit.

Originally posted by Pacman
...Bill goes out into the field and leads from the FRONT ensuring a resounding Victory!

...It testifies to the Prowess, playing skills and leadership abilties of Wild Bill. If futher chronicles the defeat you suffered last year at the hands of William Shatner.

[Albinonewt]

Pacman:

Me thinks you're having a problem figuring out how this whole thing will transpire, and now I know why.

You see Mr. Yellow Head, you're having a problem deciphering the difference between scenario and fantasy. Just because the scenario involves a certain suspension of disbelief you believe that goes so far as to completely negate the reality that you're going to be crushed faster then the William Shatner Classic Showtime at the box office.

You see, in your fantasy world you imagine yourself defeating the Tom K. and the Wang Force (accompanied by a certain white lizard). But in the end, Back on earth, you'll be lobotomized! (sorry, the California recall has me quoting Total Recall all the time now)

Anyways, get lot's of sleep and enjoy your dreams, because this labor day weekend you're going to awaken to the cold hard facts.

[Star_Base_CGI]

Da PACMAN

[Darkstorm]

Oh this is too much to handle......

Originally posted by Pacman

First and foremost I am "Wild Bill" Shatners Executive Officer

Shatner: "Number ZERO, the situation looks bad. Send more Red shirts to their untimely deaths."

Pacman: "Stop calling me Zero."

Originally posted by Pacman

Our secret weapon "E-Liz" Simply Enough Said!!! E-Liz ROCKS!

Ah the power of "E-Liz", the Texas Rangers are well aware of her as she played with us an we gave her that name. But are you sure she is with you??? Why would the best player on the whole team support your loosing cause. Are you sure she is not the real other EVIL general? Or maybe someone so powerful is actually the Supreme EVIL Queen and Tom is but her puppet? Do you really think Shatner always gets the girl.

All the while, Evil Inc. is quietly plotting. All hail THE PREACHER.

[Pacman]

Originally posted by Dayspring
Really brave to be going out there with a bunch of guys and shields. You don't see anybody ELSE running around like that do you?

Prowess? Yeah. It takes alot of prowess to hide behind somebody else and not get hit.

:o

Must have been a different game? I remember Ike, Big Bodyguard dude who had ONE shield. What game, when did Shatner play with "A BUNCH OF GUYS AND SHIELDS"... as in plural meaning more than ONE??? Oh never mind I grasp what happening now! Facts have been changed for editorial control to establish a false point. Now I got it. Your right bro.... It's your story you tell it anyway you want to... winky wink!!!

You keep posting it enough and maybe people will start thinking its all true just the way you say it is.

Facts of the matter is this: Ike=Bodyguard+sheild, He had a job to do. Several folks wanted to OVERSHOOT Bill. Same folks posted and made this fact known prior to the game. Numerous people came out to do nothing but shoot Bill (as much as you seem to harp on it you maybe fit in this category?)

As for was Bill Brave? My opinion is YES to step on a field with 1200+ Guns and play paintball knowing 600+ of them are gunning for you?

As for Prowess, Well I fit into your definition of it myself. I have and will in the future hide behind someone else in an attempt not to get hit. I also hide behind Trees, Bunkers, foilage. Seems rather workable to me. You wouldn't be telling me that you've never used another player as cover or a bunker during a paintball game?

BTW: Prolly will be same same this year, Bills BG will most likely have a shield. Thus if this is your whole point of contention to have fun them you may want to pass on playing the event.

Just a thought... Win or lose I wouldn't want you whinning on this board after the game about a man with a shield. This way forwarned is forarmed.

[Pacman]

Albinonewt.... Darkstorm... You guys are way to funny Dude A++ on the Shumack talk. I have found a worthy adversary!!!!

Evil Peach... Where are you from anyway Georgia? Yeah your a real Peach. Mostly likely your from Califronia! You know they only two things that come out of Cali don't you?.... (Edited this is a PG Board) I agree Last year We had a lot of help, 500+ Great players who went the distance For the Federation. This year TK has recruited some great players and a good command staff (He's learning!) For those defectors that "Think" they know me and can switch sides to help TK, I have adjusted our GAME to accomdate them. Have no doubt come game on you'll have a fight on your hands. One which I plan on winning. Either way, Well have fun. I can't wait to see what you guys throw at us!

BTW: Where are my Oakleys?

[Wickster]

ANYONE having a shield is unfair. If I have the opportunity, I would not overshoot Bill, but I would definitely overshoot a CHEATER who is carrying a shield until their goggles are so covered with paint they will need a firehose to get it off.

play fair and there will be no problems.

[Dayspring]

Ike = big black guy.
There was on the DVD ANOTHER guy, big WHITE guy with shield for Shatner.

And no. Having a shield is no reason why I won't have fun at the game. He's still got legs.

Originally posted by Pacman
:o

Must have been a different game? I remember Ike, Big Bodyguard dude who had ONE shield. What game, when did Shatner play with "A BUNCH OF GUYS AND SHIELDS"... as in plural meaning more than ONE??? Oh never mind I grasp what happening now! Facts have been changed for editorial control to establish a false point. Now I got it. Your right bro.... It's your story you tell it anyway you want to... winky wink!!!

[Star_Base_CGI]

Some people dont like Mr Shatner and said they would over shoot him. There was a $500 Money shot on his hair. WHich no one was probably going to get $500.

[Wickster]

No-one should get overshot, but no-one should have a shield either. If Mr. Shatner needs protection from overshooting, have a field judge assigned to him. Once he calls himself out, the ref can get in front of him and protect him on the way to the dead box. Simple as that, which would be fair.

EDIT:
anyone who would overshoot him would be stupid to do it in front of the judge and would risk being removed from a $100 game.

[Timmee]

Hmm, Shatner's going to have a shield. It sounds to me like it's time to get a couple of Tippmann Squadbusters (and aim for the legs).

[Smoke]

Pacman, I think this sums it up: