Attention all Canadians: I just wanted ro remind you all that Bill Shatner is Canadian and we will love you on the team if you come play with Bill Pacman and I. If you play with the Cyborgs the whole time You will hear how much Everything In Canada Sucks because America is the Cadilac Escalade of Countries and Canada is some cheap little Cavalier. Ect. Dont say I didnt warn you. God Bless the Maple Leaf.
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Can NukAll your farm animals are belong to us.Comment
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Blame CanadaTry as I might, I can't understand why people keep going out of their way to walk into a paintball that I have just shot into the air.Comment
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Explains everything. Pass the link around. Enjoy.
And don't hurt me too much...
-Tyger
"Oh, you're wearing a tail and ears, you're a freak."
"No social change has ever come about without freaks. Einstein was a freak. Ben Franklin was a freak. Martin Luther King was a freak. ...be proud to be included in those ranks."
-2, The Ranting GryphonComment
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Tyger...now THAT was funny. especially the bit about every word being it's own sentance.
Where did you find that?
BTW...Congrats on the coveted AGD sponsorship!
The gun is 1/8" of a game that is a FOOT long!
(...but a 'mag helps)
I know I was born and I know that I'll die...the in between is mine. -Eddie Vedder
Sinister SainthoodComment
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Where'd I get it? KaZaA. I was looking up "Molson golden"s cmmercial "I AM CANADIAN!" because it came up in conversation. I found an /mpg movie, and then found this gem. I really, HONESTLY don't know it's origin, only it exists.
And thank you! It's becoming a REALLY HUGE leearnign expirence wiht the new gun. I'm not used to the 'mouse click' trigger. I'm going from a pump and "Autococker" trigger, which you MASH. Now if I could emulate that.....
That and once I'm used to the ROF, I can calm my finger down. I'm REALLY looking forward to starting my 1-shot bingos with the E-Mag!!!
-Tyger
"Oh, you're wearing a tail and ears, you're a freak."
"No social change has ever come about without freaks. Einstein was a freak. Ben Franklin was a freak. Martin Luther King was a freak. ...be proud to be included in those ranks."
-2, The Ranting GryphonComment
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Let's Bet Pacman
Okay Pacman....since you are so confident of this whole event lets make a bet.....The only problem is what do you have left.
Let's see,
- Your hair, no you sold that, but it was probably going to fall out soon anyways.
- Your gun, well it is not an X-Mag, so who would want it but you anyways.
- Your pride, No "Number Zero" I think that is gone too.
- Your call sign "Pacman", well that involves copyright infrigment and the such, so that is no good either.
- The shirt off your back? Hmmm. Maybe, but that could involve back hair. Scarey.
- Weltman, No you can't bet him. He is on your team and we don't want him.
Nope there doesn't seem to be anything left, at least you will have some good welts to take home with you.Comment
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i hear he has a nice stash of fireworks he could put up for a bet.
from the judge in the WDP v Sp case.... " i find it significant that aside from a somewhat limited notebook produced by gaston, the four named inventors offer NO documentation of there work or there contributions to the conception or reduction to practice of the claimed invention"Comment
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Couldn't resist...
He is so sad, our little Pac,
He really thinks he can talk smack.
This is so wrong, it is so whack,
Please drop the pipe, please quit the crack (don't give Mother a heart attack).
But come the day, he'll rue the lack
Of Xmags to protect his back.
(we all know Palmer's can drive tacks)
On Labor Day we will attack,
And prove who's got the greater sac.
(Yes, yes, I know the game's on Sunday, not Labor Day, but it worked out better like that).Sleep? Isn't that a completely inadequate substitute for caffeine?
--Programmers' saying (stolen from Rick Cook)Comment
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Re: Couldn't resist...
Whackety whack whack Whack
Its time for Smack talk with Pac.
Will Tom Kay get shot in the back?
Will Bill Shatner stop for a snack?
I hope I dont get shot in the Sack
Were all off to Spplat Attack
I hope this game is not whack
The Calvary will win and thats a fact!All your farm animals are belong to us.Comment
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Re: And one time at Band Camp...
Someone said shatner was like 72 hey pacMan your gonna need some help just getting ole bill up the hills at EMR and i have a nerf long range bomb with his name on it!! TRUST MEOriginally posted by Pacman
Oh My G......
Bring it on, Bring it on.... I keep hearing this? Didn't you guys get enough last year?
As you guys can plainly see I have run TK off his own board? Not even a sniff of TK anywhere around!
It's just as well he's not posting. Would hate to have Tom throw down some smack only to have it bite him in the rear end. Prolly all for the best since I plan on running him off the field this month. (TK and Wayne Brady should have a grand old time in the dead box)
Anyways; since Tom is not posting I will let you guys work out the story he will tell after the game. It all begins with. "AND, One Time at Shatnerball..... I got my Pahtooty spanked"
Pacman
Giving all the AOer's a reason to bring there A-Game to the event. Winky Wink...
Evil will win
casue EVIL is GOOD!!!!
Tell OLE Wilted Bill the FLIPster has it out for him and im a hankerin to collect that bounty
as for what happend last year if there are any question about tank busten this game it will be "DID anyone get the number of that FLIP that busted my stage couch"!!!
See you on the feild while you try to get My flag stations back.
FLIP the monkey KingVictor Miller
Proud Member of
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and remember :::::
:nono: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, scotch in the other :cheers: , body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO :headbang: what a ride!"Comment
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Or better yet, why don't you kill yourself. No, really, die. Drop dead, don't leave a note, in fact burn your house while your little ego is stuck in a bench vice so that you'll also incenerate yourslef and everything you own with it. Because that's all you're worth. You're not even wirh thte time it'll take for the house to burn down, so just kill yourself. You're a waste of space. You are nothing, you always will be nothing. Don't leave a note, you're not worth the ink. - TygerComment
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At Spplat ATtack 2 the Cyborgs will loose.
Leader of the POsse Hangcow is tying his noose.
STar Base CGI has lots of goodies Fool
My grandfather make me weapons for you
He built some stuff to use in this war.
Tools of destruction I will bring there.
Whats that you will say?
Oh no its Star Base CGI is on the way
Run and hide oh no what will we do
Om my god Oh My god where to go to
Theres no place to hide
So the cyborgs say, Its to hot, lets go inside
Back to our hotel where its cool
Shatner will say, I pity the fool
Even if we lose.
It will be old news.
Charity the proceeds go to
Spplat attack 3 will come after 2.
Have another beer.
It will calm your fear.
See you there see you there.
With all the paint you will wear!All your farm animals are belong to us.Comment
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MAKE IT STOP
MAKE IT STOP.....
You poem masters need to move along.Comment
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shatnerball
Good News i just saved a ton of money on my travel expenses by using Priceline. I guess i'll take all that extra loot and put it towards paint to shoot at wild bill as a thank you for some crappy marketing. Sell Out
Thrilled to be plaing for TK. Emr is a great place to play.
See ya thereComment
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