Smackity, Smackity, SMACK!!! TK, you hearing me?

[Tyger]

Re: AOer's UNITE, Hijacking in progress!!!!

Originally posted by Pacman
Shatner dead was worth what? Zip Zero Nada or maybe 5 points max But surely not 50 If I recall??? And the Sign the flag mission was worth 20 or 25. (I Know seems I asked JJ how the scoring would be done prior to game on and got it from the man JJ himself)

Ok,lemme fire up the DVD.... Big Giant Head... 5 points to shoot Shatner.

The blue flag mission... Bill says it's a 100 point mission on the DVD. But let's keep in mind Tom AND Cow BOTH did the same mission.

I talked to a few of Tom's faithful, Pacman... They're gunnin' for us. Would you like a little kerosene to toss on this fireball? YEEP!

That being said... I got 'yer back. Let's hammer this puppy home. I think we got this one under control.

-Tyger

[AutomagRT1483]

Shatner is going down big time, I mean come on....we're gonna laugh him into submission now that we have Wayne Brady. I cant wait for the pre-game festivities!!!

[kevdupuis]

Hey pac. I'm thinking we could honour you with a 500 mag salute.

[Star_Base_CGI]

Smackity, Smackity, SMACK!!! TK, you hearing that?

Only 20 more days and no smack talk at all?

Tom said he liked the smack talk. Not even so much as a pillow whisper? What is going on here? all is too quite.

[Tyger]

Well, you now what he's doing.

He's plotting, planning, and has it all planned out.

See, he's gotta make sure that Shatner can go down "In the next ten minutes", like Mancow was constantly saying, as Starbase pointed out a while ago :





-Tyger

[Smoke]

Originally posted by AutomagRT1483
Bring it on Pacman, bring it on!

I second that!

[Pacman]

And one time at Band Camp...

Oh My G......

Bring it on, Bring it on.... I keep hearing this? Didn't you guys get enough last year?

As you guys can plainly see I have run TK off his own board? Not even a sniff of TK anywhere around!

It's just as well he's not posting. Would hate to have Tom throw down some smack only to have it bite him in the rear end. Prolly all for the best since I plan on running him off the field this month. (TK and Wayne Brady should have a grand old time in the dead box)

Anyways; since Tom is not posting I will let you guys work out the story he will tell after the game. It all begins with. "AND, One Time at Shatnerball..... I got my Pahtooty spanked"

Pacman
Giving all the AOer's a reason to bring there A-Game to the event. Winky Wink...

[Star_Base_CGI]

Okay well I can write a script lets see...

Tom Kaye: Well Blue and all the members of were familiar with the field. I had only played there once. Shatner was hiding in all the good hiding places in the field and it was very big so we could not find him. He also had all these huge 6 foot guys around him like some kind of security force and it was very hard to get physicall close to hitting him without having all the fans swarm like bees. Everytime we got close all the trekkies came out in a furry and stung us like a hornets nest...

Blah blah air...
Blah blah paint....
Blah blah field...

It will be fun playing with the ManCow... The Mancow talks more trash than a Baltimore hoodlum on drug night..

[datapimp69]

[Furby]

Pity I won't be playing this year...this is vintage Pacman smacktalk the likes of which I haven't heard since he and Viper went at it at "Clash of the Titans" back in 2000. Good times, good times...

Anyways, since we're flying up this year, my Centerflag-enhanced Angel will have to sit out this year's event and I'll have to content myself with interviewing everyone and recording this for posterity. Pity, really...I was thinking about playing for Tom this year so I could make Mancow my fat kid, but the idea of playing for Mancow (we're both radio types, you see) had its' appeal as well...perhaps he could have given me some advice on how to run a proper radio show. Then again, that would have left me with the prospect of trying to make Pacman my fat kid, and while that may make for an interesting challenge, it'd likely end in failure on my part since I am not HALF the scenario player he is. Playing for the Raiders would have been interesting too, since I kinda dig the whole mercenary thing.

Hmmph. Perhaps next year.

[Star_Base_CGI]

PACMAN I will be playing with you guys this year...

[Darkstorm]

Dear Pacman.....

To answer some of your questions....

First off, it is a good thing you are into the short hair now, the paint will wash out that much easier.

TomKaye not posting?....obviously he only engages in smacktalk with someone he considers a serious threat. Obviously....Pacman=NO THREAT

The story to use after the game...."Wild Bill" had thousands of his loyal troops who almost over ran us but after they almost beat us twice. We pulled out a last minute victory [The truth - we stomped Pacman into a muddle puddle and then stomped the mud puddle dry, but TomK would be a generous winner and not mention all your trips to the dead box].

Pacman...So what can you do to save yourself....that is easy. We want Mancow...aka TargetBOY. He is much more fun to shoot at. He'll end up looking like he was standing in the chrono range.

Pacman....Carry a lot of paint this year, because you are going to need it. Also, bring a folding chair, it will make your numerous visits to the deadbox more comfortable.

[TooDamnSweet]

FO Shizzle Mi Nizzle, Dah Wrath of Tom Done fizzled!

Pacdaddy

"AND, One Time at Shatnerball..... I got my Pahtooty spanked"

The "Warth of TOM II" Different game, same result! So sayeth the Pacman....

Pacman,



LMBO!!!! That was great!

Come on Tom, you're not gonna let him get away with this are you???? Or have you just accepted the inevidable.....defeat???

[AGD]

SMACKITY SMACK I can whack back!!

Pacman.....PACMAN....LISTEN TO YOUR OWN NAME!! YOU will be "PACking" off to another COUNTRY after we mop up the floor with you!!!

I remember you on the radio every minute trying to keep your game on, so I know you gave it your best.

You let your COMMANDER be captured by us wimpy Borgs!!

You let your DEADBOX stay surrounded for an hour!

You watched in horror as we crushed your command base!

You BEGGED me to cut a deal when you were surrouded (it was for the ocilliscope relic in case your too old to remember).

We TORTURED you when you foolishly charged over the hill in the final battle (no better plan than that?!)

And we did all this.... all this pain and suffering..... all this fed catastrophy..... all that WITH NO AIR!!!!!!

I don't have to smack it up, I dont even have to worry. I have my experienced AO Army, I have EVIL INC your flagship team from last year and I have the force of evil on my side (which you know is always more powerfull).

So Pac, Jack, Crack or whatever your name is, keep waisting your breath pounding your chest, we will see you on game day!!

I won't dignify this with a sig.

[AutomagRT1483]