Hint #2 If A then B

[thecavemankevin]

I wonder if AGD is merging with another company?

[HoppysMag]

Tom if your gettin married your gunna invite you favorite Forum right??? Il take the steak. ( Chicken gives me gas)
I know il get you a blender!!! every one likes blenders!!!
We can throw you a bachlors party!!! a nice big cake, with the figurins on the top. Tom , His wife, And his emag!

[ChrisRT]

Worlds Largest Intenatonal Paintball Provider, this will make tom happy because it will make him money?

[Vegeta]

oh crap now we're getting into his personal life. Before long we'll ruin that too.. lol j/k

Couldn't you see it? a Tom Kaye bachelor party! omg.. the paint flying... the bars, the resturants, the beer...

of coasre, the beer comes AFTER the paintball.... no alcohol allowed on the feild!

[HoppysMag]

Vegeta---- your missin one of the most impotant things.... the Chicks !!!!

[RT_Luver]

OH MY GOSH!

I'm really confused!I just wish it might possibly be the new Z-Grip,but i doubt it......but heck,always nice to dream

[Vegeta]

....is marriage or a proposal(probably by Tom). ....

who else would propose? Tom's mom? lol.. hhehe..he..uh..uh oh. That better not be a part of it. Although that would be a AO memerable thing... AOers emailing Tom's fiance' all proposing for him. Does that fit the equation? IF we email.. SHE will come. We email her, proposing, and she will come!

That is VERY far off but hey its a shot. Am I right? VERY ROMANTIC TOM!

[sifu01]

OKAY

Figure this:
If this then that
then if this=that than this
finally this and that or that and this
Got it!....

Looks like the only way to figure this out ahead of time is to eat Tom's brain.

Who's with me!!!!

[tazman]

Okay I am really confused Know!! I can't wait to find out what it is ...Almost like a kid waiting for christmas morning to come.

[Hysperion]

I think she is some really hot chick that's gonna 'rock the boat'. I mean what would make Tom more happy then that? And WLIPP was mispelled, he meant wipp so this sounds like it's shaping up to be some hardcore action

[pito189]

Maybe its the release of an all aluminum mag, so everyone can mill to their hearts content.

[Gup44]

<i>Originally posted by Tom K</i>
<b>A = Email
B = She
C = To be announced
If "A" then "B"
If "B" then "C"
You can't have "B" but you might get "C"
If Tom Kaye gets to "C" he will have WLIPP
This will make Tom happy and hopefully all of you too.</b>

If "A" then "B", and if "B" then "C" Then wouldn't it be logical to assume that if "A" then "C"? Therefore if we Email, then it will be announced and Everyone will be happy.

I don't think He's talking about a specific email address. Both cryptic messages simply said "email" or "if you email". Do not assume what is not there. Perhaps the interpretation lies in the fact that one HAS email and not that he should email someone. The noun, not the verb. Therefore if you have email she will come.

Try this:
If you have email, then you will get the announcement.
Or: If "A" then "C"
This also works with "If you email, she will come..."

This new hint adds to the message. <b>"If Tom Kaye gets to "C" then he will have WLIPP"</b> which will make Tom happy and should make everyone else happy too.
I haven't found a solution for this part. But if I assume my interpretation of the first part is correct, then I have to assume that WLIPP has something to do the email announcement. Perhaps if Tom gets to announce what he wants to do, then he will throw the Worlds Largest Internet Paintball Party... That would be light hearted and close to home for everybody. ?? I only confuse myself.

Other WLIPP acronyms I came up with:
<i>Weekly List of Important Paintball Products
World's Largest Informative Paintball Place
Wednesday's Letter Involving People in Paintball
World League of International Paintball Players
World's Lowest Inline Peak Pressure</i>

Only more confused...

[Gambit1106]

mabey she is her

SHE could be her and a different version of what she is holding could be "C"

[AngelBoy]

World's Largest Incompasitated Pixelated Paintball Its an Online paintball game

[Paintballer86]

I am going to bed now and I am gonna curl up in a ball and cry I think that it is an electronic grip frame to the automag simiar to the e-mags but cheeper. If I am right I get a free one