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  • Avale187
    Registered User
    • Nov 2007
    • 41

    #46
    ROFL, Tell her "I'm Sorry". :)

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    • Swampy
      Shrub Hunter
      • Oct 2006
      • 884

      #47
      Girlfriends

      Single or Together
      Money or Broke
      Paintball or walking foo foo
      Bar time or Cuddling
      Closing the bar or Romantic Date (that will cost you over a hundo)
      Truck or Minivan (kids)
      Jeep or Station wagon (kids)
      Fooling around or Sleeping on the couch (opps)
      Farting or Holding it so you explode your pants (in-laws)
      Beer or Fruit flavored watered down beer - Man law: no fruit in beer.
      "They suck" or "Well they look nice"
      Steel or Baby blue fabric w/ pink accent flowers
      Bachelor party or tup aware party
      Fixing muscle car or changing oil on soccer mom mobile.
      Drinking beer in the garage or listening to sisters in law (Yak Yak Yak)
      Led Zeppelin or Dan Fogleburg
      Deer slaying (Hunting) or Petting Zoo
      Grizzly bears or Panda bears
      Video games or errands
      Messing around with her sister or Buying her tampons at the store
      Lifting weights or lifting dirty diapers.
      Football game on TV or Oprah

      Choose wisely.

      Edit: Forgot one
      Punch in Face or Listen to her complain shes on the rag.
      Last edited by Swampy; 11-13-2007, 02:38 AM.
      This space for rent.

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      • Warwitch
        Resident Skeptic

        • May 2006
        • 3176

        #48
        Originally posted by Swampy
        Steel or Baby blue fabric w/ pink accent flowers

        Story of my life

        You also forgot:

        Paintball or everything else.
        Last edited by Warwitch; 11-13-2007, 08:31 AM.

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        • grEnAlEins
          dazed and confused
          • Jul 2002
          • 2864

          #49
          Originally posted by Anjin3515
          she is a Cubs fan
          You picked a good one
          bless, support, and never forget the troops
          God bless my cousin: Cprl. Peter J. Giannopoulos K.I.A. 11/11/04 in Latifiyah, Babil Provence, Iraq.

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          • Anjin3515
            Guy with a question
            • Aug 2007
            • 367

            #50
            Originally posted by grEnAlEins
            You picked a good one
            You have no idea how lucky I am..
            she plays paintball and she plays video games

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            • B-Pow
              patented being bad people
              • Jul 2007
              • 209

              #51
              Originally posted by Anjin3515
              You have no idea how lucky I am..
              she plays paintball and she plays video games
              ...I hate you...

              It's like you got all the benifits of a woman without some/most of the downsides.

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              • pyrodragon
                Retired Mag Lover
                • Jun 2003
                • 224

                #52
                ok so now how in the world did you a) find these girls at the field or b) get these girls to play?
                shoot you later
                i play for the game not the fame.

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                • Warwitch
                  Resident Skeptic

                  • May 2006
                  • 3176

                  #53
                  Originally posted by pyrodragon
                  ok so now how in the world did you a) find these girls at the field or b) get these girls to play?

                  Chances of finding a female at a paintball event thats not with somebody: 0%

                  Note: you will not find women like these at a bar. Pick your hunting grounds wisely

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                  • TnDeathInc
                    AKA's are my new thing
                    • Apr 2007
                    • 651

                    #54
                    Originally posted by pyrodragon
                    ok so now how in the world did you a) find these girls at the field or b) get these girls to play?

                    let them accesorize their outfits... no my wife loves killing men.

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                    • Avale187
                      Registered User
                      • Nov 2007
                      • 41

                      #55
                      The trick is actually a simple one.

                      #1. Get a girl that likes/has played a sport at some point in her life. (Note: Cheerleading is a sport, many of those girls get seriously hurt and keep doing it)

                      #2 At some point in a relationship, the girl will get it in her head that you don't "Spend enough time together" or "Should do more together".

                      Now you have two choices here. You can play the traditional role, complain, whine, end up doing something stupid you don't want to do. OR! You can play the game on her level. You can say "You're right, we don't! Did you have something in mind?" (Note: She already has something in mind.) You then accept what she tells you with "That sounds like it could be fun". Now, here is where you win. You then say "Ya know, I will go try doing that with you, and see how I like it, but you should do something I like to do and see if you like it." She will then say "Like what?". Then you say, "Well I really like playing paintball, you should come try it out". Now see, what you've done here is really given her no option. If she says no, you can then play her traditional role and respond with "Well I was willing to do what YOU wanted to do!", (act upset).

                      See what you've done here, is placed her in unfamilliar territory. SHE just made herself the bad guy. This is normally something you do. Important note here: After she has agreed to try paintball. Make sure you do her thing first, and try very hard to have a good time with whatever it is. If she thinks you're just going through the motions to placate her, she will do the same to you at paintball.

                      Now, once you get her on the paintball field.
                      #1. Give her some helpful hints/instructions. No more than 10-20 minutes.
                      After that point, only answer questions when asked.
                      #2. Do not make her feel like she's not good at the game. If she gets a halfway decent shot, say "Nice shot!". Girls like compliments, not just about their looks.
                      #3. Play some Recball, stay with her on the field. Work with her as a team. If you go wandering off it's not "Together time". (Don't worry she'll grow out of this when she gets into it).
                      #4. As we all know, sometimes on the field we will bark orders at each other. DO NOT DO THIS TO HER. Remember, she's not that into it yet. She may take it as bossing her around.
                      Say you need to move up, but you're pinned. Ask "Do you want to move up while I cover you? Or should I move up and you cover me?". Then it's her choice, and if she gets out before you, do something stupid and get shot out too. Once again, this is (together time). If you're out playing for another 15 minutes while she's sitting their bored, then she's bored.


                      I hope this helps. :)

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                      • tebo
                        Registered User
                        • Aug 2007
                        • 107

                        #56
                        Originally posted by phizz
                        okay here this may help... her and I at a friends wedding.


                        Notice no mask on either one of us.
                        damn dude i want your tie. She is very pretty by the way

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                        • phizz
                          Registered User

                          • Jan 2006
                          • 1353

                          #57
                          Originally posted by Warwitch
                          Simple math.

                          Roomie = Sex - drama

                          Girlfriend = Sex + drama - money

                          Pretty much except - the sex too... too young for me!

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                          • phizz
                            Registered User

                            • Jan 2006
                            • 1353

                            #58
                            Originally posted by pyrodragon
                            ok so now how in the world did you a) find these girls at the field or b) get these girls to play?
                            She was actaully the one who approached me about playing. Loaned her a bunch of my extra gear, and she is now hooked. She is actually an awsome player first day she was ahead of the pack crawling through the bush.
                            Last edited by phizz; 11-14-2007, 09:24 AM.

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                            • Bartman
                              Canadian Newbie
                              • Dec 2000
                              • 458

                              #59
                              My wife plays, actualy we met playing a tournement, and now she is me buy the local feild so once our second child is born she can get back into playing again. Hmmmm, thats expencive.

                              Its alot of fun haveing some one that enjoys your hobby, or was it her's, any ways, you all know what I mean.

                              Bartman
                              Bartman
                              www.stdindustry.com
                              AKA tech
                              AKA Factory team

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                              • mr doo doo
                                doo doo, stanky
                                • Mar 2007
                                • 1379

                                #60
                                Originally posted by phizz
                                Pretty much except - the sex too... too young for me!

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