Girls and mags...

[Insomniac420]

My boyfriend got me into paintball a few months back...The first game I played was in his friends backyard where I proceeded to sit on a Yellow Jacket Nest in the ground. Mind you, I did not know this was there at the time. Next thing ya know, I feel burning to my hands and leg and thought I some how spontaneously combusted...I came running out of the brush with some stings, but have been hooked since.

TO EVERY GUY OUT THERE:
Have your girl play at LEAST once before you give up on the hope of trying to get em into it.
Tell em they can't knock it till they try it.
It takes a lot for me to get into something and I can honestly say I've never liked something so much and gotten hooked so quick on.

One word to describe paintball NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE: ADDICTING!

Lastly, AVALE187's guide to gettin your girl to play is genius!

Take it from me, I'm a girl (as you can tell by the rambling) and as my boyfriend read this outloud, I couldn't believe how dead accurate this guy was about getting in the minds of girls. LISTEN TO THIS ADVICE...it's gold.


[QUOTE=Avale187]The trick is actually a simple one.

#1. Get a girl that likes/has played a sport at some point in her life. (Note: Cheerleading is a sport, many of those girls get seriously hurt and keep doing it)

#2 At some point in a relationship, the girl will get it in her head that you don't "Spend enough time together" or "Should do more together".

[Avale187]

Scary isn't it. :)

Of course this insight is why I am single.

[Swampy]

Insomniac420:
These guys are going to start screaming "Proof" pretty soon.

EDIT: Welcome to AO, Nicer place to discuss paintball. Unless your female then they start drooling.

[Enemy]

Scary isn't it. :)

Of course this insight is why I am single.

lmao i was expecting a whole spill about thats how i got my wife or gf of 10 years.. def did not expect insight like that from someone that is single then again giving the chance thats what i would do to the T and im still single as well...

any aoer girls out there wanna come to vegas.... jk

[Avale187]

Rofl.

Well see I used this exact plan with an ex many years ago. It worked FLAWLESSLY the first time. The second time we went to challenge park extreme. Middle of the day rolls around, I decided to sit out a game and eat something. She decides to go play while I'm eating. I think "COOL! She's getting into it!". Next thing I know, she comes back 10 minutes later balling her eyes out. Apparently some kid (I'm assuming it was one of the three 12-13 year olds toating around angels) lit her up in the BACK at like 5 feet.

This is why children shouldn't own electros, they don't know restraint and control.

[CKY_Alliance]

Rofl.

Well see I used this exact plan with an ex many years ago. It worked FLAWLESSLY the first time. The second time we went to challenge park extreme. Middle of the day rolls around, I decided to sit out a game and eat something. She decides to go play while I'm eating. I think "COOL! She's getting into it!". Next thing I know, she comes back 10 minutes later balling her eyes out. Apparently some kid (I'm assuming it was one of the three 12-13 year olds toating around angels) lit her up in the BACK at like 5 feet.

This is why children shouldn't own electros, they don't know restraint and control.

Thats quiet the generalization...

[Enemy]

now that really sux but it explains where you learned it.. yeah i woulda spent the rest of the day b-balling the kiddies!!

[Warwitch]

Yeah, on the flipside guys, be careful how much you learn about women. Too much knowledge can make you bitter!

[Lenny]

Insomniac420:
These guys are going to start screaming "Proof" pretty soon.

EDIT: Welcome to AO, Nicer place to discuss paintball. Unless your female then they start drooling.

This is AO, we don't do "proof".

Pics or shens.

[Warwitch]

Id love to see some of the PM's the ladies of AO receive

[trevorjk]

My GF Got RickRolled

[A-Tach-One]

And mine playing at SC with the rest of us So Cal'ers

[Warwitch]

SmartParts should call their girls team "The Shockers"

[BREAD_DA_PAINTER]

SmartParts should call their girls team "The Shockers"

ive not seen the symbol in a LOOOONG time.....

[one_quick_ta]

well proof, or a voucher... insomniac420 is my girlfriend i can vouch for her being a girl. and if im wrong this has been a long horrible joke at my expense. ill get her to put some pics up with her mag