FatMan's Guide to Paintball for Old Farts

[mrhooie]

beautiful - simply beautiful... One day the 13 year olds will understand

but - for us cannucks, or those who don't know - what is a Tuck ??( 2. Tucks - I can't get through a day of paintball without 'em. Nuff said! )

mrhooie

[AGD]

I'll second the chairs in the bunkers!! Welcome!

AGD

[cphilip]

Yes he quite the funster ain't he?

...I forgot to tell you he is the Faculty Advisor to the University Club and very instrumental in its continued success.

Oh and search for my article about my first Super Air experience if you want the blow by blow of my trip and fall incident. Walt had a clear perfect view of it all...from his chair!

[virus]

lol.... and welcome to AO

i may only be 27, but i already got the bad back and knees.....

hmm... we should make a team up for our selves... the gimp and the old... or sumthin round that line

also.. chairs in the bunkers... got my vote....

[Cha0tic]

"6. Credit card - these kids buy a new marker every month so you got to be prepared. You'll never keep up with style, but maybe if you spend enough no one will notice!"

mind buying me an emag? all the kids today are shooting it...

[Phil]

[FutureMagOwner]

hahaha that was hilarious

mind if i use the one about clothes in my sig? i hope it works

[FatMan]

Thanks!

Woah, thanks for the welcome. Slow day at the geriatric retreat, eh?

Phil - I was wondering how long before they figger'd it out on their own!

Hexis - you're a youngster! Get back to me when you have at least two
joints giving out!

Shartley - what's up with your wife? She thought that was funny?

Buckwheat - you are a lucky man. I guess you can do without the Tucks for
a while, eh?

Bunkerking - be my guest. I'm glad you find humor in my discomfort!

M-a-s-sDriver - you'll have to talk to Phil about that, I only called
it as I saw it. The closest I ever came to that was bunker move I
tried that ended when I encountered some errant kudzu on the woods
field and ended up flat on my back! No one miss took that for a classy
move!

InfinatyBPS - if you are YOUNG, fat, and lazy you have no excuse! Get
your butt back to work! You've gotta EARN the hemorroids, dude!

the JoKeR - some good points! mind if I incorporate them into the article?
The bit about the group of younger players doesn't work, though! The
group of younger players *I* hang with go out of their way to light me up!
Oh, and at 240 you're a light weight! Back to the BBQ stand!

Mrhooie - no, the 13 year olds will never understand! Tucks is a brand
name for these little soft round pads soaked in some kind of medicine
that you wipe your butt with when your hemorriods are really hurting you!
I *tried* to spare you those details! Be careful what you ask!

Tom - bad knees? I know you're no heavy-weight! Anyway, good to be here!

Virus - how about the "The Old, The Sore, and The Crotchety" ???

ChaOtic - sorry, my kid is first in line.

FutureMagOwner - yup, that's fine.

FatMan

[shartley]

FatMan
LOL Well.... it goes a little bit deeper than that. But you can take it as a compliment. Just ask Phil about Kim... he knows the deal.

[mrhooie]

TUCKS!! don't have them in Canada (that I know of) LOL

thanks (i think )

[Hexis]

FatMan I agree! But it's been a while since I have felt that way with the paintball crowd. Tho if you count joints in my neck I'm way over two.

[the JoKeR]

Re: Thanks!

Originally posted by FatMan
mind if I incorporate them into the article?

Feel free. Anything to educate and help the generation that needs to contend with the younger generation!

[cphilip]

Well yea Walt from the description of me they probabaly already figured out it was me. But I was afraid for the few other Phils we have here...They wanted it made clear it wasn't them!!!

[Shaft]

ALL HAIL FAT MAN!!!

[Gup44]

Great post FatMan!! Welcome to the AO.