Tom Kaye The Movie

[Automagsam]

Just for kicks and giggles, if you were to film a movie on Tom Kaye who would you cast as the major roles and what would be your story/plot? Lol I was just saw the Matt Damon Informant trailer thought hey maybe Matt Damon as Tom?!?!?

Anyways I'm interested to hear your thoughts and I'm sure Tom is too lol.

And please no Adam Sandlers as Tom.

[zondo]

Just for kicks and giggles, if you were to film a movie on Tom Kaye who would you cast as the major roles and what would be your story/plot? Lol I was just saw the Matt Damon Informant trailer thought hey maybe Matt Damon as Tom?!?!?

Anyways I'm interested to hear your thoughts and I'm sure Tom is too lol.

And please no Adam Sandlers as Tom.

Bruce Campbell - Tom Kaye

[snoopay700]

This might belong in the off topic forum, just FYI.

Anyway i would cast Tom Hanks as Tom, or maybe Tom Selleck. Maybe Kurt Russel or Stallone.

The story would be that he's a man trying to fight all odds to survive, when suddenly his love interest gets captured and his only hope is to develop a paintball gun and beat the kidnappers in a game of paintball matrix style, and when he finally wins he finds out it was a decoy, so it takes him years to track down the kidnapper (meanwhile being a natural entrepreneur he keeps developing new mags and such) and he finally tracks them down and mails them masks so he can assault their hideout with his ultimate new creation, the X-MAG!

Then a kung fu fight ensues when he encounters the king pin and he ends up winning, then due to that being the whole reason he was involved in paintball, he retires to pursue his true calling, hunting dinosaur bones that have been reanimated to attack cities and tracking down criminals who have stolen vast sums of money, setting up the whole thing for a sequel.

[Ando]

Bruce Campbell - Tom Kaye

Well he defiantly has Boom Stick quality

[BigEvil]

Too bad John Holmes is dead

[Automagsam]

lol.... Christoph Waltz (Hans Landa from Inglourious Basterds) as Bill Gardner....

[going_home]

Borat of course.
Because of the large mustache .

[BigEvil]

Borat of course.
Because of the large mustache .

Oh geeze now I gotta find that picture I made....

[BigEvil]

Oh geeze now I gotta find that picture I made....

[MANN]

Shawn Connery

[zondo]

What other characters need to be in the movie?

[snoopay700]

What other characters need to be in the movie?

Well if you wanna start adding other characters, Rob, tunaman, Nikki from paintball sam's, etc etc, if you want it to be accurate.

[BiNumber3]

The storyline needs to deal more with real life, like:

Aliens have attacked, and are impervious to bullets. The FBI, through their prior experiences with our "hero", track him down in the middle of South America digging up some odd fossil...
Our "hero" returns in order to help figure out how we might defeat these enemies, and realizes they're slug-like entities...
Thus, we have gelatinous rounds filled with salt, using the most sophisticated weaponry currently available to mankind (the e-mag and its various versions).
Companies are then asked to create more e-mags and the like (yay!), and every able man woman and legal aged child is asked to fight these slimy creatures from beyond...
*qeue insprirational music* Armies of mag equipped humans charge upon these enemies, which melt away like icecream in the hot sun...
And all is good, possibly better than good because we all have e-mags now

[snoopay700]

The storyline needs to deal more with real life, like:

Aliens have attacked, and are impervious to bullets. The FBI, through their prior experiences with our "hero", track him down in the middle of South America digging up some odd fossil...
Our "hero" returns in order to help figure out how we might defeat these enemies, and realizes they're slug-like entities...
Thus, we have gelatinous rounds filled with salt, using the most sophisticated weaponry currently available to mankind (the e-mag and its various versions).
Companies are then asked to create more e-mags and the like (yay!), and every able man woman and legal aged child is asked to fight these slimy creatures from beyond...
*qeue insprirational music* Armies of mag equipped humans charge upon these enemies, which melt away like icecream in the hot sun...
And all is good, possibly better than good because we all have e-mags now

It's beautiful, just beautiful. I think you should make that movie, only really give out the emags, or just to me, whatever.

[BiNumber3]

Gotta add more villains to the movie tho...

So, Addy Gardens, of Intelligent Particles (in no way related to any real life companies):
Finds out about our "hero" 's plan to use this E-mag, and offers to the U.S. government a "Lighter, faster, more efficient, and more accurate" weapon system to deliver these gelatinous spheres of destruction...
however upon hearing these claims and having their super smart lab scientists test and determine the best system to use (many attempts of sabotage occured during this phase), the government officials reply:
While your system is lighter, and capable of a higher rof (maybe), we cannot allow our soldiers to enter a battle with such unreliable weapons. Yes your system is lighter, but this sacrifices sturdiness and longevity. Yes your system is (hypothetically) faster, but our ammo is expensive, and our enemies only take a couple hits to go down. Yes, in a sense your system is more efficient, but this is America, if we wanted efficiency we would've been communists. And no, your system is no more accurate than any other system, says Dr. Superbrain over there, who's field is in aerodynamics and fluid dynamics.