Tom Kaye The Movie

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  • Automagsam
    www.theburkepost.com
    • Jan 2006
    • 345

    #16
    Originally posted by BiNumber3
    Gotta add more villains to the movie tho...

    So, Addy Gardens, of Intelligent Particles (in no way related to any real life companies):
    Finds out about our "hero" 's plan to use this E-mag, and offers to the U.S. government a "Lighter, faster, more efficient, and more accurate" weapon system to deliver these gelatinous spheres of destruction...
    however upon hearing these claims and having their super smart lab scientists test and determine the best system to use (many attempts of sabotage occured during this phase), the government officials reply:
    While your system is lighter, and capable of a higher rof (maybe), we cannot allow our soldiers to enter a battle with such unreliable weapons. Yes your system is lighter, but this sacrifices sturdiness and longevity. Yes your system is (hypothetically) faster, but our ammo is expensive, and our enemies only take a couple hits to go down. Yes, in a sense your system is more efficient, but this is America, if we wanted efficiency we would've been communists. And no, your system is no more accurate than any other system, says Dr. Superbrain over there, who's field is in aerodynamics and fluid dynamics.
    Lol this would probably actually be better than most of the films out there. So I'm thinking Tom should have all of his guns unite to make captain Tom like captain planet with an important person holding each gun.

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    • Bagheera
      Registered User
      • Nov 2007
      • 302

      #17
      Hire Michael Bay to produce/direct, and then sooner or later the movie that is released will have nothing to do with TK, Automags, or even paintball, but I guarantee there will be a lot of explosions...

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      • snoopay700
        Serious About Men

        • Jan 2006
        • 3071

        #18
        Originally posted by Bagheera
        Hire Michael Bay to produce/direct, and then sooner or later the movie that is released will have nothing to do with TK, Automags, or even paintball, but I guarantee there will be a lot of explosions...
        Hey, go with my script and it will be about tom and mags, and there will still be a lot of explosions haha.
        Il n'y a point de sots si incommodes que ceux qui ont de l'esprit.

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        • Flatliner333
          3X MOTY Winner :P

          • Mar 2009
          • 1286

          #19
          Tk

          Uncle Ted as TK
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          • Automagsam
            www.theburkepost.com
            • Jan 2006
            • 345

            #20
            Clint eastwood as tk? possibly

            How about they do a bond film and instead of a golden gun have it be an automag!

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            • LK-13
              Confused on purpose!
              • Dec 2006
              • 584

              #21
              Tom Selleck as Tom Kaye
              Bill Shatner as Bill Shatner (might be able to handle the roll but it's a stretch)
              Gabby Haze as Glenn Palmer
              Mr. Snuffel'uppugus as Billy Gardner
              Paul Tuttle Sr. as Budd Orr
              Buddy Hacket as Bob Long
              "Dom" DeLuise as Ben Tippmann

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              • pi¤elated
                Registered User
                • Jan 2009
                • 24

                #22
                the ONLY person who can play the role of TK is Chuck Norris.

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                • Automagsam
                  www.theburkepost.com
                  • Jan 2006
                  • 345

                  #23
                  the ONLY person who can play the role of TK is Chuck Norris.
                  only if he shaved his beared and left a stache which would be blasphemy on his part, so you have to rule him out.

                  I wonder who Tom would cast lol

                  HINT HINT TOM!

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                  • warbeak2099
                    That is my foot!
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 4447

                    #24
                    Originally posted by LK-13
                    Paul Tuttle Sr. as Budd Orr
                    OMG this needs to happen!
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                    • GoatBoy
                      Junior Mint
                      • Jun 2003
                      • 1399

                      #25
                      Originally posted by BigEvil

                      God this pic is so funny...
                      "Accuracy by aiming."


                      Definitely not on the A-Team.

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                      • LK-13
                        Confused on purpose!
                        • Dec 2006
                        • 584

                        #26
                        Originally posted by LK-13
                        Tom Selleck as Tom Kaye
                        Bill Shatner as Bill Shatner (might be able to handle the roll but it's a stretch)
                        Gabby Haze as Glenn Palmer
                        Mr. Snuffel'uppugus as Billy Gardner
                        Paul Tuttle Sr. as Budd Orr
                        Buddy Hacket as Bob Long
                        "Dom" DeLuise as Ben Tippmann
                        Resurrection technology has failed, revised casting list replacing dead actors
                        Tom Selleck as Tom Kaye
                        Bill Shatner as Bill Shatner (might be able to handle the roll but it's a stretch)
                        [B]Gabby Haze as Glenn Palmer Gabby Haze will be replaced by Yoda
                        Tim Carrey as Billy Gardner
                        Paul Tuttle Sr. as Budd Orr
                        Buddy Hacket as Bob Long Arnold Schwarzenegger to portray Bob Long
                        "the Markahs a Choppah"
                        "Dom" DeLuise as Ben Tippmann Ben Tippman to be played by Mike Row

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                        • Flatliner333
                          3X MOTY Winner :P

                          • Mar 2009
                          • 1286

                          #27
                          Movie

                          "The Odd Couple 2009 " Two brilliant minds decide to become college roomates and pool their efforts to save the world. Starring Ted Nugent as Tom Kaye and Tom Kaye as Ted Nugent. This is a win / win situation cause one way or another some evil doer is gunna get an *$$ woopin. ...Sorry for the crappy paint shop...you get the idea.

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                          • Automagsam
                            www.theburkepost.com
                            • Jan 2006
                            • 345

                            #28
                            Originally posted by Flatliner333
                            "The Odd Couple 2009 " Two brilliant minds decide to become college roomates and pool their efforts to save the world. Starring Ted Nugent as Tom Kaye and Tom Kaye as Ted Nugent. This is a win / win situation cause one way or another some evil doer is gunna get an *$$ woopin.
                            Then the debate would be real or fake guns, and whether or not to include hunting in the movie.

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                            • Flatliner333
                              3X MOTY Winner :P

                              • Mar 2009
                              • 1286

                              #29
                              Originally posted by Automagsam
                              Then the debate would be real or fake guns, and whether or not to include hunting in the movie.

                              Even better.... the debate would be carnivors or vegetarians...and of coarse Uncle Ted is a meat eater and an avid Hunter...so the obvious prey of coarse would be growers of Vegetables or..............." The Gardners" ...weapon of choice...AGD E Mag
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                              • Automagsam
                                www.theburkepost.com
                                • Jan 2006
                                • 345

                                #30
                                Originally posted by Flatliner333
                                Even better.... the debate would be carnivors or vegetarians...and of coarse Uncle Ted is a meat eater and an avid Hunter...so the obvious prey of coarse would be growers of Vegetables or..............." The Gardners" ...weapon of choice...AGD E Mag
                                Ted would be using an Xmag in this film, there is no other choice to rip with. I think rather than have the employees of SP getting laid off in this film they should get "removed" (used this word to avoid grotesqueness) by Ted.

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