I think I have the disease known as Magitis.

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  • Flatliner333
    3X MOTY Winner :P

    • Mar 2009
    • 1286

    #31
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    • BigEvil
      www.BigEvilOnline.com

      • Feb 2005
      • 9333

      #32
      Originally posted by Smoothice
      Which is great. Cause now the rest of us have a chance at the good mag deals...
      :spit_take

      Yeah like you ever miss a good deal.

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      • Smoothice
        Registered User

        • Nov 2006
        • 4579

        #33
        Originally posted by BigEvil
        :spit_take

        Yeah like you ever miss a good deal.
        Please don't make me list the ones I have missed.

        I'm still trying to get over them

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        • Loguzzzzzz
          Practice Target

          • Sep 2004
          • 2121

          #34
          Originally posted by Smoothice
          There are definetely different stages of the disease though. Its actually more like an addiction.

          First you have a taste = someone lets you borrow there e-karta. You go running around the field like a madman spraying paint.

          Then you think. Hmm thats pretty good. I like that. Maybe I will upgrade my classic mag.

          Next thing you do is start buying some small upgrades. Rt on/off. Double trigger frame. Make that trigger pull a little lighter.

          It starts slow. A piece here and there. Next thing you know you have a fairly up'ed classic.

          But now you have all these extra parts. First you think you can sell them.

          So you sell a few pieces. That feels surprisingly good too. Well now you have some extra cash in your hand. Free money you think. Maybe its time to put some pneumatics in that double trigger frame you just got.

          So now you start building a pneumag. But with the added fire power you realize maybe a barrel kit would be nice. You eye a cocker threaded barrel. Time to sell the classic body and get a ule.

          So the cycle continues until you have a fully up'ed pneumag with all the bells and whistles.

          But you still have the taste of that e-karta.

          You do some quick math and realize maybe you can sell your pnuemag frame and buy some emag lowers for just a little bit more.

          Once you find those now you need a new valve. May as well shed some weight and get an x valve.

          Now you have over $700 into this mag. You have bought and sold a whole bunch of parts. Then a great deal comes up for a custom body. Sure you have to buy the whole mag. But you know you can sell the pieces you don't need.

          Once you create your new master piece you realize you can build a second mag.
          You convince yourself you should have a "loaner" for a friend.

          Next thing you know you have a whole arsenal of markers. You think about all of them as members of the family. You are now a magaddict!

          Then one day you make the horrible mistake of figuring out how much money you have invested into your collection. You hate yourself. You try to convince yourself to sell something. This will justify the other purchases. You have now hit rock bottom.

          So you sell a few markers. Or maybe just a few pieces. But just as you think you are detoxing the addiction. A Xmag body comes up for sale. You already have lowers and a valve. All you need is the body to have an XMAG. You buy it without a second thought.

          And the cycle continues.
          Damn that guy with the e-Karta. . . what a . . . . He should be shot!

          :spit_take
          ......You know you want one!!

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          • KC
            "TheWonderfulBatteryMan"
            • Aug 2004
            • 1812

            #35
            Originally posted by Smoothice

            Then one day you make the horrible mistake of figuring out how much money you have invested into your collection. You hate yourself. You try to convince yourself to sell something. This will justify the other purchases. You have now hit rock bottom.
            :rofl: http://www.automags.org/forums/showthread.php?t=246685

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            • Smoothice
              Registered User

              • Nov 2006
              • 4579

              #36
              Originally posted by Loguzzzzzz
              Damn that guy with the e-Karta. . . what a . . . . He should be shot!

              :spit_take


              Oh he will be shot and his little ford focus too.


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              • tbaggin
                Registered User


                • Jan 2006
                • 797

                #37
                yeah, people with E-kartas need to be shot. but its no fun shooting yourself.


                i have 2 of my mags for sale, and i cringe everyday hoping i dont see an offer i will take, but they do need to go.

                of course, I will need to see pics of this orange karta, cuz orange is my fav color.

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                • zondo
                  One of 8 bosses... again.

                  • Dec 2006
                  • 2245

                  #38
                  Yeah, Nick... you need an E-Karta to go with those Tunablades you picked up a month ago
                  Stay Classy, AO...
                  BEO: RIP / Topgun Paintball: RIP / Old MCB: RIP

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                  • Smoothice
                    Registered User

                    • Nov 2006
                    • 4579

                    #39
                    Originally posted by zondo
                    Yeah, Nick... you need an E-Karta to go with those Tunablades you picked up a month ago
                    I skipped ekarta and went right to xmag. Although you may have noticed my karta in motm. It may have 1 vote...

                    As the addiction goes I jumped on a deal a while back that hurt the paintball funds pretty bad. Hence my recent attempts to get rid of stuff. I've almost listed the karta few times. I'm still holding on to that dream though.

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                    • d4m4don3
                      does anyone read my posts?
                      • Sep 2005
                      • 1228

                      #40
                      Originally posted by Smoothice
                      I skipped ekarta and went right to xmag. Although you may have noticed my karta in motm. It may have 1 vote...

                      As the addiction goes I jumped on a deal a while back that hurt the paintball funds pretty bad. Hence my recent attempts to get rid of stuff. I've almost listed the karta few times. I'm still holding on to that dream though.
                      LOL
                      He who was once a cheapskate, slowly transformed into a monster incognito style.

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                      • TeamBob
                        SKYLINE PAINTBALL
                        • Sep 2008
                        • 976

                        #41
                        Buy a jeep wrangler, slows this disease down to benign, Not by choice though. But when the funds ARENT there, ya cant spend them

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                        • zondo
                          One of 8 bosses... again.

                          • Dec 2006
                          • 2245

                          #42
                          Originally posted by TeamBob
                          Buy a jeep wrangler, slows this disease down to benign, Not by choice though. But when the funds ARENT there, ya cant spend them
                          Aren't Jeep Wranglers just as bad as Automags?
                          Stay Classy, AO...
                          BEO: RIP / Topgun Paintball: RIP / Old MCB: RIP

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                          • Smoothice
                            Registered User

                            • Nov 2006
                            • 4579

                            #43
                            Originally posted by zondo
                            Aren't Jeep Wranglers just as bad as Automags?
                            Worse. Shipping is higher and they are harder to hide

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                            • TeaQue
                              Registered User
                              • Oct 2009
                              • 347

                              #44
                              Oh crap..................this thread just made me open my eyes.

                              I haven't even owned my mag for 2wks and I have 4 grip frames, 2 bodies, 2 barrels, classic valve, 2 fore grips, etc etc

                              I started with just a lowly 68 classic with an aftermarket barrel and a couple of air leaks :rofl:

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                              • Sumthinwicked
                                team id psycho AO-CT
                                • Nov 2005
                                • 4292

                                #45
                                when u downsize ur collection to 2 / i mean 3 i mean 4 i mean 5 they u know u have an issue L:OL i was going to keep my longbow and my t9
                                then it was those 2 and my micromag now i have 2 emags to add to it so um yea LOL mind u this is after i have been through over 100 markers ......

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