I thought I'd share a funny story that happened last weekend.
So, I made a new paintball buddy a few months ago who's friends with the local DEA trainer for their FAST teams (which is the DEA's version of SWAT teams, I guess). Long story short, this DEA trainer finds out about us playing in some old abandoned houses on some property our church owns, and he asks if he can bring out his FAST teams to train against us paintballers. Basically, he wants the paintballers to stack up inside the house as "terrorists" or "gang members" or whatever, and then he sends in his FAST teams to take us out.
We say "Heck yes!" of course.
So, we show up. It's freezing. And what do you know... my trusty pneumag won't fire at all. This gun hasn't let me down ONCE in the three years since I built it (I later figured out that the combination of the cold and an overtightened field strip screw led to the problem.
) I have a Viking too (that worked just fine), but I was letting a new player borrow that. I have a third gun, an old classic automag that runs on CO2, but because of the cold, that really wasn't working either. Another buddy of mine with a Tippmann A5 also had his gun go down with some internal leak that he couldn't fix on the spot.
After fifteen minutes of fiddling around (while the 20+ DEA guys are getting ready to storm the house), we go over to the head trainer and apologize for the problem. We had promised him 5 players to train against, but because of these gun issues, we would only be able to put three in the house. But the dude doesn't panic. He shrugs and says, "Well, we could let you use the M4's with simunition rounds that we're using. Would that work?"
So, because of a pneumag failure, I got to play CQB all day shooting simunitions out of an M4 at DEA trainees. How cool is that!
So, I made a new paintball buddy a few months ago who's friends with the local DEA trainer for their FAST teams (which is the DEA's version of SWAT teams, I guess). Long story short, this DEA trainer finds out about us playing in some old abandoned houses on some property our church owns, and he asks if he can bring out his FAST teams to train against us paintballers. Basically, he wants the paintballers to stack up inside the house as "terrorists" or "gang members" or whatever, and then he sends in his FAST teams to take us out.
We say "Heck yes!" of course.
So, we show up. It's freezing. And what do you know... my trusty pneumag won't fire at all. This gun hasn't let me down ONCE in the three years since I built it (I later figured out that the combination of the cold and an overtightened field strip screw led to the problem.
) I have a Viking too (that worked just fine), but I was letting a new player borrow that. I have a third gun, an old classic automag that runs on CO2, but because of the cold, that really wasn't working either. Another buddy of mine with a Tippmann A5 also had his gun go down with some internal leak that he couldn't fix on the spot. After fifteen minutes of fiddling around (while the 20+ DEA guys are getting ready to storm the house), we go over to the head trainer and apologize for the problem. We had promised him 5 players to train against, but because of these gun issues, we would only be able to put three in the house. But the dude doesn't panic. He shrugs and says, "Well, we could let you use the M4's with simunition rounds that we're using. Would that work?"
So, because of a pneumag failure, I got to play CQB all day shooting simunitions out of an M4 at DEA trainees. How cool is that!




Let me know if you guys need another body to shoot at. I would love to come down and play with your group.
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