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[stevewar]

Puts another bag of popcorn in the microwave...

Are you not entertained

[cockerpunk]

Puts another bag of popcorn in the microwave...

[tigar19]

Puts another bag of popcorn in the microwave...

I always feel scammed when I buy microwave popcorn because not all of the kernels POP. I am not a botanist, but I know fake popcorn kernels when I see one. I have fired off a letter to Mr. Orville demanding a full disclosure of his quality control program.

Occupy Popcorn and protest the 1% unpopped.

[Justus]

You know, unpopped kernels are called "old maids". Seriously. They're dried up. I mean, there's a lack of moisture in them, which prohibits the buildup of steam that causes them to pop.

And you can save them up and then re-use them as stove-top popcorn. It just takes longer to pop them.

[cockerpunk]

You know, unpopped kernels are called "old maids". Seriously. They're dried up. I mean, there's a lack of moisture in them, which prohibits the buildup of steam that causes them to pop.

And you can save them up and then re-use them as stove-top popcorn. It just takes longer to pop them.

what abotu soaking them in water for a couple of days?

[shooter311]

what abotu soaking them in water for a couple of days?

I did this once and popped them in my air popper. I think I soaked them in too much water because they swelled to twice their original size and they didn't pop...they exploded. It sounded like a tommygun, there was popcorn everywhere. The dorm manager confiscated my popper...True story.

[Justus]

Wait, I've got an air popper somewhere... and an unsuspecting wife. This could get interesting.

If I don't post back for a few weeks, just assume I'm in a coma due to a beating with a frying pan.

[DevilMan]

First off... Orville is his FIRST name... It would be Mr. Redenbacher. Not Mr. Orville.

Secondly... ummmm screw it!

You can also cut open a bag of microwave popcorn and pop it on the stove top complete with the flavoring on the inside if you do it properly.

DM

[boo]

Bump.....

[Cyco-Dude]

Bump.....

why? there is already a relevant thread if you feel the need. unless, of course, you wanted to talk about popcorn...

[boo]

Cuz the other thread was that ****ty microwave popcorn while watching a direct to video sequel while this thread has that good movie theater popcorn from the original.