What's The Best Bad Mag Comment You've Heard?

**Digits** · 09-17-2003, 09:35 PM

Originally posted by Crazy
And steer is one of those people that gets a boner everytime he sees himself playing sloppy in his signature. Maybe if you were half way good at anything you wouldnt need this much gratification to make yourself feel like your good. Every court needs its jester.. Clever. I wouldnt have to attack your posts if you made valid claims. How can I compete with a guy that cant even spell his username right?

How can you tell he's playing sloppy you don't have an actual picture of him being behind a bunker..

My god man, just leave if you hate the mag that much what are you doing here?

**Steelrat** · 09-17-2003, 09:41 PM

What would it even matter if I was playing sloppy? Does the level of my play somehow correspond to the discussions taking place? Is Crazy a world-class paintballer, and does that make his arguments much more valid?

And anyone who puts pictures of little boys in his sig shouldn't attack other people's sigs.

**atcer** · 09-17-2003, 09:47 PM

oh but if you shoot a mag, then you dont get all the fun and compleatly pointless menu options to sift thru when you are playing. becuase thats what i play paintball for.. to sit out on the speedball feild and play with buttons backlit colors and scrolling messages. LCD, IR3 palm software, Datalink, whopedyfreakindo, who cares about all that shiz. if the marker shoots it works right? Mega-ubermatic paintslingers are usless if you dont like them. it is the opinion of many on this board that the mech marker is perfect for them. I owned a timmy and an impy when they were both new. i hated them i hated how plasticy and junky they felt. stacked tube electro crap. I now own a standerd boring classic 68. (with lx and xvalve to come) but it all boils down to personal perference. You like timmys because bill johnson from team sell out shoots a super sleak custom annoed mega milled marker with 67option menu that can record shots per second, cycles per second.. blah blah blah... If ya dont like mags or the people that would stand by them come heller high water... dont come here.
ryan

**Digits** · 09-17-2003, 09:50 PM

^^

Well said

**ERut** · 09-17-2003, 10:03 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Crazy
And steer is one of those people that gets a boner everytime he sees himself playing sloppy in his signature. Maybe if you were half way good at anything you wouldnt need this much gratification to make yourself feel like your good. Every court needs its jester.. Clever. I wouldnt have to attack your posts if you made valid claims. How can I compete with a guy that cant even spell his username right? [/QUOTE

I bet you spend hella money on jerseys an delectros cause they make you feel better don't you?

Valid claims? Lets talk about your "valid claim" that the level ten doesn't function if your tank is filled over 1000 psi? Are you stupid? have you ever used one? Seen one? Or are you just some loser who gets his jollies off of playing devil's advocate because you have nothing better to do?

Its sure funny how someone who hates mags so much has almost a thousand posts on AUTOMAGS.org

**Blazestorm** · 09-17-2003, 10:13 PM

My emag is been called a machine gun by many people :P

Mapp from naughty dogs shot it and was like "dude that thing's a ****ing machine gun" he let me shoot his eblade it felt nice but it was like half as fast as my emag

Quiet fun

It truly is a machine gun because I don't think people know how to setup their emag triggers, I never see anyone with a nice trigger on an emag

**spacedtedybear** · 09-17-2003, 10:14 PM

Guys, stop troll baiting him. In time, he'll crawl back under his bridge.

**ERut** · 09-17-2003, 10:18 PM

Originally posted by the plague
down to 1000 psi then it becomes an old man in depends...

YOU LOSE

Do you read these before you post?

**-=Squid=-** · 09-17-2003, 10:18 PM

"Mags dont have any range"

**sps16** · 09-17-2003, 10:20 PM

Originally posted by Crazy
And steer is one of those people that gets a boner everytime he sees himself playing sloppy in his signature. Maybe if you were half way good at anything you wouldnt need this much gratification to make yourself feel like your good. Every court needs its jester.. Clever. I wouldnt have to attack your posts if you made valid claims. How can I compete with a guy that cant even spell his username right?

What the hell is wrong with you? Your obviously not reading your own posts, where are your valid posts? All i see here is repressed negative emotion against mags. Whats wrong, was the first gun you ever got owned by a mag?

Originally posted by Crazy
I think its quite funny how almost all these stories come from all you people talking about Recballing. You all are so proud to shoot a gun thats slowly being exterminated from the tournament scene. Id work on selling your guns and try buying a clue, cause you obviously cant figure one out from all the ones given in these posts.

Wow your a really big man, for that? I'm sure you've bought your clue, because its eveident to me that you have no clue what your talking about? Frankly< in the tournament circuit, There is way too much emphsis placed on how good your guns are, look at Bad Company, playing pro with spyders? Other teams like tippmann effect....

Originally posted by Crazy
Id say about 10% of the people that play tournaments are only allowed to shoot one certain gun. So that leaves a huge majority with the decsion to shoot what they want. Automags are like the white trash of paintball, and the warpfeeds would be your trailors. You all just cant see it, cause you dont want to admit it. Some day youll see the light digit... someday.. Oh by the way. I shoot a Shocktech Matrix.

When you say 10% of people who play tournaments aren't restricted to use one type of gun, your talking about every level of tourney play, we're not, we are talking strickly about pro/amatuer. Any good pro team has a gun Sponsorship. Ironmen= timmys, Aftershock= Shocktech, Strange= Impulses, All Americans= Impulses, Dynasty= Angels, i could go on forever...

**Load SM5** · 09-17-2003, 10:25 PM

So anyway...now that the plague (appropriate name) and Crazy have both been banned for flaming, let's keep this thread civil and get it back on track, alright?

**Steelrat** · 09-17-2003, 10:27 PM

Load, you just made my day. Back to stories of Mag glory

**sps16** · 09-17-2003, 10:30 PM

that was quick load

**Digits** · 09-17-2003, 10:31 PM

Originally posted by Crazy
You think if you were right your automag butt buddies would come in and try and defend you? Face it, your not proving anything. The only thing you can prove is you arent retarded cause you are barely getting out cohearent sentences. Thats about it...

lol.. There here now..

And thanks Load

**ERut** · 09-17-2003, 10:54 PM

Originally posted by Load SM5
So anyway...now that the plague (appropriate name) and Crazy have both been banned for flaming, let's keep this thread civil and get it back on track, alright?

You serious?

Proud to be a butt buddy