What's The Best Bad Mag Comment You've Heard?

[Vegeta]

I have gotten friends who dont play PB think it's automatic...

I even had this one asshat that is a totaly jerk (hate his guts.. everything about this guy is just annoying) say taht he was gettting an autococker becuase "it is automatic". I then procedded to spend 30 minutes of Science class trying to explain to him how it worked. He still didn't belive me. He's one of those people who you just wanna punch in the face when you see them.

[davej946]

Originally posted by speedballbanks
the absolute best one i got was a stupid kid said and i quote
" What kind of Angel is that?"

I once had a kid (young) ask me what kind of Spyder I had... Whatever.

Later ~ Jonesie

[shartley]

[Jonno06]

lol,i got another good one 2 days ago(wed.) while at the field with a bunch of kids....

Stuart(impy owner): (looks at my retro warped minimag),why dont you get a decent mag....I gotsa decent mag...


it was very hard not to laugh....

[kosmo]

The best one I've heard has got to be "Holy **** it still works!" That being after on the way back home from a day of paintball the back latch on the station wagon flew open and the mag fell out goin 70 down the highway.

[DryIce]

hmmm
at a local tourney
while sitting in the dead box with my emag with warp
and the entire front of my barrel is green from paint splooge
ref says to me
'thats a mag for ya'


needless to say
me and my mag were not on good terms since then!

[Mango]

When I had my E-mag:

random guy: "Is that an Angel?"
me: "No, its an E-mag."
random guy: "oh they chop paint like crazy."
me: "yeah I never know when its going to be good to me or not."

[speedballbanks]

can we make this a sticky????? this would be good for newcomers to ao to see!!!!!

[MagDog68]

The best one I ever heard was from a wanna-be pro at Cousin's Paintball in Long Island. A friend and his brother-in-law had brought me to spec out some gear for a beginner. They were looking over some mid-leveled electros when I asked them if they were interedsted in a Mag. I can't think of a better beginner gun than the mag - easy to use and great for all skill levels.

When I asked the kid at the counter, his reply was "Well we have an E-Mag, but nobody buys them. They aren't a good quality gun..."

I was shocked - and after a triad about his overpriced stock of fancy electros I yelled out that pbgear.com beat Cousins prices by 25% and left. I am pretty sure most customers there that day have logged some internet hours since then.

~Fred

[E==Mag MAN]

Well accually the ref's and most players at pev's only compliment my e-mag. BUT I HAVE TO THINGS TO SAY

it was quite funny i was in the 50 and didnt know were i was eliminated from so im talking to a couple of guys on other team trying to figure out who got me. This guy goes no i wasnt there but "you are shooting a mag so i would of go tyou out anyways" ........I hope his back feels better next game i bunkered that P**** gave him 11 balls asked him why he didnt eliminate me since i was shooting a mag.

the other one lol one day im playing with my old shutter for fun.... this kid goes oh **** he has a dark angel i could only smile as the guy next to me with a angel rolled his eyes

[BTAutoMag]

i was talking to my dealer the other day...

Dealer: why dont you dunp the mag and get a shocker. mines so good on paint that i havent had to take that barrel off for 2 months. your mag on the other hand... (i cut him off)

Me: WOW, 2 Months... well i guess i should really check what kind of condition my barrel o rings are in after 4 months... theyre probable stuck to the mainbody.


i have fun with my dealer... he used to own a Zgriped RT with Max Flow air... he said for 3 years of use there was only one game he didnt chop. so he sold it to me and i used it one day (till i found out that compressed air is hard to come by where i live)... it was raining, i had at MAX 1900 psi in my tank each game, 9v revvy with a half dead battery, and a small bore barrel. i had one break that day after 6 hours of hard play with REALLY skilled people. i was the one standing around going "is everybodys gun fixed yet?"

[cris8762]

me using my friends mag, following is said by newbies at some birthdayparty : " psst...hey guys, look at his gun... he is a pro player...man look at that silver thing on the back of his gun, that's where the battery is held, yeah it cost like 2000 dollars! i heard it shoots like fully auto and cuts through bunkers!" at this point i turn around with marker in hand and say "hey guys, lemme show u something" pointing to the mag...they all just turned and walked away real fast like i just turned around trying to kidnap them! i started to laugh and they came over and i explained about my friends 68 p/f mag to them.....true story......it was soo funny i almost burst out laughing when i heard the battery part and that i was a pro

[RT_Luver]

ok...this might be kinda confusing so I'll try my best to explaint it simply because I'm confused my self saying it to me. [B][I][U]REFS[B][I][U] at my field all the time in front of me (becasue they know I'm good and would NEVER give up a mag to any other gun) go up to other ppl and say "what do you think is better stock..... mag or cocker. and of course...everyone at my field(except my team) love cockers so the answer is always cocker. and I know that aint an actual mag comment but its insulting to me, so when ever I go against someone that said cocker I always go for them JUST TO SHOW THEM. I'm NOT saying that the cocker aint good. they just say that to piss me off and it gets annoying. and thats my gripe, excuse me now

[paintslinger]

i got a couple...
"you mag guys and your powerfeeds"
"hey u gotta a mag let me use your squeegee" i said i didn't have one and proceeded to keep shooting and only broke 2 balls out of a whole case that day...hehehe


p.s. post #100 woooooooooooo

[BTAutoMag]

up guys come on i know you got some more