What's The Best Bad Mag Comment You've Heard?

**FordPrefect** · 06-04-2002, 09:59 PM

FutureMagOwner, I quoted you just BECAUSE you said that you thought someone would. And look, it is even in my sig.

And another good bad Mag comment is: "Mags are for ***s"

The weird thing is, that is annoed on a cocker in Challenge Games(a store near me). I don't go there much more, you can see why.

**obsolete898** · 06-04-2002, 10:00 PM

I think he's actually talking about the topic at hand. Anywho, "Mags are such high maintenance guns, unlike my cocker, i never touch it and it shoots great". Said to me last friday.

Good call.

**StuDawggie** · 06-04-2002, 10:14 PM

Worst thing that was said to me wasn't about my gun, but rather me and I was called the "Mag F*g". (only Mag shooter, at a field full of Cocker C**ks). Let's see who taught who a lesson about what a real gun was able to do. I was the only one who didn't chop that day, or have to sit a game out to fix my gun.

**Havoc_online** · 06-05-2002, 12:52 AM

A couple of guys who knew I was going to go up against them and saw my gun asked me to go home, lol.

I like "mags are like a paint hose"

"tube on a trigger"

of course, at the end of everyday, man, that gun is sweet.
(and when it comes down to it, it's just a basic Retro Mag)

**liigod** · 06-05-2002, 01:14 AM

"i havent ever broken a ball in my mag"
"i cant remember the last time i chopped"

**Patron God of Pirates** · 06-05-2002, 07:09 AM

Yes, yes it is.

Originally posted by Will Wood
PGP- the pic in your sig, is it from realultimatepower.com? that is an amazing web site.

I'm a realultimatepower.net junkie.

**Yudanja** · 06-05-2002, 07:22 AM

"Autochopper" is the worst I have heard about my mag.

**Hexis** · 06-05-2002, 09:31 AM

At Splatball inc in Minneapolis spoken by the owner Jim:

"Don't even get me started on those things..." folowwed by a rant about how some work great and others are crap.

Oh, wait, he was talking about cockers. He's a mag fan.

**ShooterJM** · 06-05-2002, 10:31 AM

Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, I submit that my comment has to be a finalist if not the winner!

Spoken by a member of team Fury (He'll remain anonymous for his own protection) upon seeing my mag:

"What the (explitive deleted) is that?"

I replied "An automag"

And he (seriously) said, "Why the (explitive delted) would you ever use one of those? Tom Kaye is dead, get a real marker."

**Trigger_Happy** · 06-06-2002, 02:38 PM

Hexis...I think we live right on top of eachother! Splattball Inc. is about 35min from me!

**Telefragged** · 06-06-2002, 03:25 PM

After a discussion with a store owner about why Mag's are apparently "bad" to a lot of people, I told him problems were mainly due to the user, like shortstroking.

"you can shortstroke a Mag?!" was the response.

**FutureMagOwner** · 06-06-2002, 03:27 PM

what thread did i even say that in im trying to see

BTW dont take that out of context i said thats what people say when they get the stock thing and cant use the trigger

**rjvemt1** · 06-06-2002, 05:06 PM

People at the PB store I go to call me a canadian cause I shoot a mag.

wtf?

**obsolete898** · 06-06-2002, 05:17 PM

^^^^ It's insulting.

**StuDawggie** · 06-06-2002, 09:40 PM

Now here's one that I heard today at the p-ball store that I'm no longer going to be shopping at...
"I'm discontinuing all my Mag parts and items. Mag players are a dying breed, just like their guns..."
Okay now with that comment I just got totally PO'd and told him thanks for the stainless 12" dye for $30, and he could go ahead and kiss my pasty white butt so long as a customer for bashing my equipment.

BTW it was the owner of the store who told me that...