What's The Best Bad Mag Comment You've Heard?

**AssassN** · 06-12-2002, 02:18 PM

My worst is pretty lame. Said by automag10 who has a classic mag that is all stock to me that has an RT. "My mag is better than yours."

Well thats is i warned you it was lame but i can't figure out how he figured a stock mag to be better than an RT but whatever.

**AssassN** · 06-12-2002, 02:25 PM

Acctually he stopped witht the comments after one game when i got between 6 to 8 people. It was a small feild and there was a bush and some n00b was shooting at me from it. I fanned my trigger into the mush hopeing that one would go thro and about 4 people came out of the bush. I also found a small crack in a munker and picked people off the rest of the game thro that.

After taht game i had people comeing up to me left and right asking to shoot my gun and if i could be on their team.

**AssassN** · 06-12-2002, 02:28 PM

Forgot one thing. During that game i got popped rith in the middle finger. I had stuck my hand out for a second to try and turn around and i got hit. As a joke i walked by the guy that hit me and gave him a one finger salute. We both laughed about it, but the ref got REALLY mad at me because he thought i was mad at him. It was kind of funny but the ref figured out wat was going on.

The moral to this story is be careful with one finger salutes.

**MrMag** · 06-12-2002, 04:16 PM

my neighbors comments were the best:

"have you heard of the motorized loaders? they just came out, so i can understand if you havent" said 3 weeks ago

"my spyder amg can outshoot ur retro mag easily, it can shoot 11pbs on fa!"

**covadsucks** · 06-12-2002, 05:33 PM

The best one I heard locally was "Retro Mags suck! Why did you waste yer money on that POS...you coulda got a Bushy!" When I shot him out with my retromini he got kinda pissed and didn't speak to me again.

**BTAutoMag** · 06-12-2002, 06:48 PM

Originally posted by MrMag
my neighbors comments were the best:

"have you heard of the motorized loaders? they just came out, so i can understand if you havent" said 3 weeks ago

"my spyder amg can outshoot ur retro mag easily, it can shoot 11pbs on fa!"

OMG that is so funny
what else does you neighbor say?

**MasterYoda** · 06-12-2002, 07:48 PM

I like when someone says, "dude your gun's gonna freeze up". Then I say, "Uh, no it won't." and point to my nitro tank. The sad thing is that he still dosen't get why it won't freeze. Then he starts shooting dry ice out of his tippmann.

**magman007** · 06-12-2002, 07:50 PM

heres one

these people shoot mags

**mykroft** · 06-12-2002, 09:14 PM

Well, I've gotten 'Is that a machine gun?' from n00bs, and a few others, but my Angel got the best comment ever on Sunday:

Is that a shocker or an impulse?

Black Angel, Freak, Max-Flo and big honkin' SP logo on the side of the gun.

**animal** · 06-12-2002, 09:18 PM

How bout

"Why don't you get a cocker, they shoot further."

Or even better. With my *E*mag in hand....

"You should trade that in and get a gun with an electronic trigger. They're much faster"

**rehme** · 06-12-2002, 09:22 PM

mags are for ***s

**MrMag** · 06-12-2002, 09:43 PM

basically my neighbors think that the only paintball gun that exists is spyder anything. he hadnt heard of warp eaither until i explained it the other day, and he said that it isnt possible since paintballs dont go up, i explained it again, but he is still "skepticle" but if he wanted he could have any gun on earth seeing how he is filthy rich.

**obsolete898** · 06-12-2002, 09:49 PM

Mags suck
Me: why?
well they work fine but every time I shoot one I blend paint
Me: Then it's your fault
well I stay away from any thing made by Tom Kaye
Me: ok

This was from one of the head refs at PBA. Funny thing was he couldn't get his ripper? cocker working for the life of him. By the end of the day his back up (a black magic) was leaking. Yea those AGD products really suck.

**BTAutoMag** · 06-12-2002, 09:56 PM

i was playing one day awhile ago (there was a thread i talked about it in about sportsmanship) well anyways it was the game with all the experienced people... ok my mag was sitting on one of the spools in the staging area and i was sitting out of view under it filling my tubes for my pack. two people walk up and start talking without seeing me (the quotes are not perfect this was a month ago):

"OMG dude look at this"

"wow that things a beast"(no they do not know me

)

"oh and look at the battery tube. it has "smartmag" written on it and it even says custom built by smartparts"

"cool, whats that thing the hoppers in"

"its called a warp speed. they came out last month"

"wow what does it do?"

"it pushes the balls into the feed at 30 rounds a second"

"OMG that gun can do 30 rounds a second"

"no ive heard of these. they look cool but my spyder can shoot faster."

at this point i get annoyed and stand up. they look suprised that someone was listening.

me "you guys are retarded"

"no were not"

"why you say that?"

me "you have no clue what youre talking about"

"yes we do"

me pointing at the valve "what does this do?"

"holds the batteries. DUH!"

me "ok fine you got one right. how fast does this feed balls again" (pointing at the warp)

them same time "30"

me "nope. it can feed 45 rounds per second but i can easily pull my trigger faster then that. are you on my team."

"are you on chads team?"

me "no"

"then yes we are" (they looked relieved)

i pick up my supplies "then dont get in front of me i might mistake you for the wrong team" i walk away

**RobAGD** · 06-12-2002, 11:02 PM

humm some recent ones.

Some walk on Players

"Look at the dudes Mag" "yes those things are junk"
Well after that I jump in for a game vs the walk ons, making sure I am playing against them

4 v 4 I shot all 4 of them out 3 games in a row

-=-=-=

I was playing the Snake at Pevs, did the long run and dove in to the first knuckle.

"He he has a Warp, I cant belive it didnt snap off"
"Dont worry he will blend paint"

Soon after that I shoot the eagle, shoot the mid, shoot the 50, Pop out an score the snake guy, jump over and rope 2 more before my team shoots me in the back :/

"Dude that guys gun rocks!"

-=-=-

Playing at Outdoor adventures.

I make a mad dash to the "Show" tape I hear, oh they are done ( refering to my team ) He has a mag, he will blend paint. I poke out and rope 2 players, blind shoot the back player cross field, I need to reload. they see what I am shooting and I hear " How the F*** is he shooting Hellfire out of Mag, I shoot an Angel and cant get it out of the tube" I go do the guy at the 50 on a trade and I head to the dead box. All I hear behind me is people asking WTF is with that "Mag"

-=--=-

Pevs again

Some team guys that like to rib me good naturedly about my Emag we have some fun. We went down early big time something like 7 v 3. So I go into defence mode and start picthing paint like its free. I am making a mess out of the people looking around (lots of Hellfire orange googles ) We shoot out 3 of them then loose our 3rd so it 2 v 4. Mike and i rope 1 each and i hear from the side lines

"Hey hoover try giving me a freaking breather dude" The entire side of his head was Orange as was a good chunk of the people on the tape. I had them locked up tight as I could and the mag was just spitting ornage Hell at them.

Fun part was I got 2 more C&C Emag orders from people watching Sunday

Muhahahaha

-=-

Over the years I have heard it all, I have people that still think my guns are differnt than the ones AGD sells. I dont break paint in my gun often ( I am on 8k of hellfire for the year now and I have 1 barrel break that I cant explain as something stupid I did ).

Heck I loan my guns to people to go play with and I get lots of ohhh ahhhh and the best part gun sales.

-Robert

Remember the first taste is always free, you pay for those that follow