What's The Best Bad Mag Comment You've Heard?

**Kaiser Bob** · 06-12-2002, 11:28 PM

Well, I havent had anyone really say anything bad about my gun yet, and Ive gotten a couple compliments, but i think the weirdest thing was when a ref at a local field asked to hold my gun with warp, 114ci tank and full revy and said 'Wow! how did you get it so light?!' And he was serious, I must have given him the funniest look lol.

BTW- Its sick but the warp can probably feed more then 45bps if you jacked it up enough.

**oldsoldier** · 06-13-2002, 07:21 AM

Well, I usually get comments every now and again from the young'uns like "thats a nice Angel", referring to my completely chrome automag. When I tell them what it is, they either have never heard of it, or ask if its automatic. I teill ythem no, it an autoMAG. Usually doesnt sink in. And, everyone usually wants me on their team...I suck, but look pro...so, I guess perception is everything huh?

Two weekends ago I was playing at my local field, and there was a good amount of people there. I usually play walkon, so I play with whoever. Well, there are a couple of guys there that play regularly as well, both Angel shooters. I was on the opposing team. Me and those two were shooting it out; one was in a bunker forward of me, the other was to my one o'clock. We exchanged about 200 rounds apiece, ending with me being eliminated. Back in the dead zone, the guy in the bunker in front of me says " when you first started firing, I thought you were a renter. Then, you started laying paint, and I thought 'this is the guy with the emag!' So, I started hosing with (the other guys name)." I told him I didnt have my emag that weekend, just my automag. He just smiled and said "man, uyou ripped that thing!"
I have a problem shortstroking again though...so used to my emag! But, thats another story.

**MrShutter** · 06-13-2002, 10:05 AM

"Mags suck. Tippmann rules."

**Miscue** · 06-19-2002, 01:58 PM

I had some 30 y.o. guy telling me about how his Stringray was awesome and he gave it a trigger job to do 20bps.

I asked him, "Stingray you said?" "Yeah, I guess you don't know what it is." "I know what it is, it's a cheap piece of plastic that can maybe do 5bps w/o falling apart." He got upset, and insisted it could do 20bps.

I told him, "I have an automag with a hyperframe."
(This was back in the day)

"What's a Mag?"

I showed him a picture. "My gun is better," he said.

Idiots.

**Yatta!** · 06-19-2002, 02:26 PM

Everyone laughs when I get out my mag, they dont say anything. Then in a game they stop laughing when I get them out, all I hear are grunts and muttered swear words

Yatta!

**BTAutoMag** · 06-19-2002, 06:14 PM

ok this is the kicker...

"mags shoot too fast"

**MiniMag66** · 06-19-2002, 08:25 PM

"So how often does it not chop?"

**Halliday** · 06-19-2002, 09:27 PM

This dialog happens once a month at the field

Q: "What kind of gun is that?"
A: "It's an Automag."
Q: "It's an automatic?"
A: "No, Automag but I can turn on the Hyper mode and really show you something......."

Sheesh

**einhander619** · 06-19-2002, 11:55 PM

The only people who diss my RT are fat slobs who use autocockers. Everyone else either compliments it or says they've never seen one, and instead of being idiots they actually ask me questions and listen to what I have to say. Even when it had a bad leak in the banjo bolt and emptied a tank every game people said "nice setup." Some people are cool.

**oldsoldier** · 06-20-2002, 07:34 AM

Hehehe...another one...posted on PBN. Someone here had a link to their site when LX came out the first day. Anyway, i was reading the posts there..and someone there named "rollinone" posted "mags suck because they are ugly". I have to honestly say that is the dumbest thing I have ever heard.

**Gecko** · 06-20-2002, 08:25 AM

last nepl tourny was funny. Begining of the day was the normal hehe hope you brought squeegies and have fun blending.
I was checked for full auto 3 times that day. Kept hearing from the sidelines check him for full auto! holy crap thats fast etc....
i shot 1.5 cases of atomic marbs without a chop or barrel burst. People were singing a far different tune at the end of the day.
Gecko

**j.t.** · 06-20-2002, 08:48 AM

After 3 pages of posts I thought i would have at least heard the name "Autof*g" used once. Thats gotta be the most commonly used one i know

But neways heres my story-

I had just walked out of a game and i here "why would you want an automag? There is no need for shooting so fast especially when it just leads to chopping paint"
Now the funny thing about this is, this came from a new pump player who just succesfully shot himself in the chest trying to spin his PGP around his finger. Smart guy really

**BTAutoMag** · 06-26-2002, 09:36 PM

im seem to be the only one replying to this thread lately...

played last sunday. i hear a new one every time i play.

(looking at my beast) Wow that thing is ugly, oh sorry i didnt mean to say that. wow is that thing ugly.

(after the one break i had during the day) yea he broke a ball and screwed himself over. see how easy that mag chops

(me after the above guy said the "C" word) yea it chopped pretty easily, i'll admit it. but did you see the 4 eliminations i had before the chop.

**marley618** · 06-26-2002, 09:57 PM

"Why would you pay that much for a mag when you could have gotten a spyder that is 10 times better?"

The field I play it is just spyders and tippmans, and sometimes cockers. I've only seen another mag there once.

**speedballbanks** · 06-26-2002, 10:07 PM

"what is that ghetto rig on the side of your gun?" > {kid with a talon} < figures

"how much did you pay for that angel?" > (newbie}

this next kid i hate talking to here is our conversation.

"hey i hear mag's chop", me "yeah they do horribly" i then walk away and he doesn't bother me the rest of the day

. the funy thing is he shot my mag as fast as he could and it didn't chop and then to be dumb enough and ask me if they chop thinking i would let him shoot my gun.