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  • Peach
    Registered User
    • Dec 2002
    • 360

    #121
    After the first game with my miniRT, lvlx AGD 68/4.5K flatline, ULE body, freak, INTELLI FRAME, and eggo2...
    These are allf rom knowledgable people... Pretty sad, a few have even owned mags.
    "That thing rips! Is it a Hypermag?"
    "WHOA! I should get an E-mag."
    "Is that an electro?"
    "Is that full auto?"

    And before the first game...

    "Look at that time bomb. My gun runs at 2XX psi."
    "How many chops you get per case?" <--- When it's before I have my hopper on, I stick my finger in the breach and say, "Half or whole?" No mater what they say... Psst The look on their face is always classic.
    "How often do you clean your barrel?" Me, "Not as often as you clean your mask."

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    • Blazestorm
      I win
      • Feb 2002
      • 3523

      #122
      I love those guys who are like "Yah mags chop a lot" than my friends who ALL have retro lvl10 mags (I might be joining them soon) And they go and they all stick their finger in the breech and pull the trigger a lot and you just here this PSSsstt psssttt pssssttt.

      and everyone is silent... I see a lot of cockers that are down, hell my cocker never breaks down now... it keeps shooting... well tuned cockers don't break down so don't be dissin cockers



      anyway... I love mags and I love cockers... I hate mag owners who diss cockers... and I hate cocker owners who diss mags... hell I hate anyone who diss mags
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      • I_am_the_cheese
        Registered User
        • Dec 2002
        • 14

        #123
        Not nessecarily (sp?) Automag, but...

        While reffing at my local field last weekend I had a group of newbies turn down a 1 vs. 3 offer because I had an "automatic w/ NOS". They insisted that nitrogen, or "NOS' would make the paintball go faster or hurt more.

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        • paint_munkey

          #124
          just 10 minutes ago i got into a fight with a guy over at pbnation. here's what he said:

          "I personally do not like mags, some people do.

          But I think the Xmag is way overpriced for a pretty looking electo sear tripper. You could save a grand by getting a spyder AMG."

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          • paint_munkey

            #125
            here's a link if you want to put this retard shmuck in his place:

            A forum community dedicated to paintball gun owners and enthusiasts. Come join the discussion about optics, builds, gear, events, reviews, accessories, classifieds, and more!

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            • ZyperioN
              Rabid Chipmunk
              • Jan 2002
              • 577

              #126
              A funny outing to our local pro-shop

              Our local pro-shop (biased cocker owners haven) has been the site of some great conversations.

              My friend and i walk into the shop with our mags and set them on the counter.

              Guy behind the Counter "What happened? Did ur mags break again?" *guy is fiddling with his cocker thats in about 20 pieces on the table*
              Us "um, no.....we actually came to get our tanks filled."
              Guy "then why did u bring ur trashy gun in here?"
              Us "um because we wanted to show u the new Level 10 mod."
              Guy "nothing is ever gonna make a mag as good as a cocker."
              Us "really?......*demonstrates level 10*"
              Guy "um.....yeah.....my cocker can do that."
              Us "really?"
              Guy "Yeah"
              Us "prove it"
              Guy *grabs some paintballs* "here ill show ya"
              Us "no no no, use ur finger."
              Guy "no way ur crazy!"
              Us "So how much did u pay for the shoebox?"
              Guy "what did u just call my shocker?"
              Us *laugh, get our tanks and walk out*.

              Oh what good times we have.

              :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: Metal kids have more fun!! :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

              Atleast wipers are good for something........target practice.

              -=Proud 04 Shocker Owner=-

              ::::::Punishers Paintball::::::

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              • JT2002
                Registered User
                • Jun 2002
                • 1863

                #127
                Originally posted by MagDog68
                The best one I ever heard was from a wanna-be pro at Cousin's Paintball in Long Island. A friend and his brother-in-law had brought me to spec out some gear for a beginner. They were looking over some mid-leveled electros when I asked them if they were interedsted in a Mag. I can't think of a better beginner gun than the mag - easy to use and great for all skill levels.

                When I asked the kid at the counter, his reply was "Well we have an E-Mag, but nobody buys them. They aren't a good quality gun..."

                I was shocked - and after a triad about his overpriced stock of fancy electros I yelled out that pbgear.com beat Cousins prices by 25% and left. I am pretty sure most customers there that day have logged some internet hours since then.

                ~Fred
                where in li do you live? im in smithown and usually go to the indoor field in happauge. u going to the big game? yeah at cousins they are usually overpriced, and theyre all pretty bad when it comes to mags, except this one kid who owns a mag. they had no clue how to fix the kid who i sold my mag to's gun. all it needed was the shorter spring. lol. i also didnt like how when he told them how much i charged him for it, (250 for a gun that total cost over 400) went and started on him say how he got so ripped off and you know the rest) overall cousins is good, just got some anti mag there, whish i had the $$ for an x mag to take it there and show em what a mags all about. well, time to try to sell me classic timmy

                so back on topic...
                the best i ever heard was when some little kid came over to me and said "IS that an Angel?" god i loved that one lol.

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                • Impy-rocks
                  TWINKEY!!!
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 72

                  #128
                  before game:
                  anonymous:"Hah.. a mag, that thing cant lay poop for paint, plus it chops a lot" (during tourney)
                  me:"yep, it chops and shoots slow"

                  after game: anonymous:"I hate those sweetspotting triggers, the farking RT valves do nothing but break paint"
                  me: "no sweetspot, try it"
                  anonymous:"look it sweetspots!" (shoots 2 balls and a 1/2 stroke)
                  me: "give it here"
                  anonymous:"let me see you shoot that fast again without chopping"
                  me: *rips on trigger, out shoots revvy with ease*
                  anonymous:"my Angel can do that also" *paint blenders it*
                  me: "and people say mags chop"
                  friend who has a vision impy: (tricked, but not a nasty or rat or anything.. and a mag as a back up) "dude, a guy with a manual trigger just told you to cram it up your butt sideways. And he didnt break paint.. my mag will be like that someday"

                  Ahhhh I loved that.
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                  Gear: Blue 32* Impulse with upgrades

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                  • Ov3rmind
                    Speechless
                    • Nov 2001
                    • 2637

                    #129
                    Re: A funny outing to our local pro-shop

                    Originally posted by ZyperioN
                    Our local pro-shop (biased cocker owners haven) has been the site of some great conversations.

                    My friend and i walk into the shop with our mags and set them on the counter.

                    Guy behind the Counter "What happened? Did ur mags break again?" *guy is fiddling with his cocker thats in about 20 pieces on the table*
                    Us "um, no.....we actually came to get our tanks filled."
                    Guy "then why did u bring ur trashy gun in here?"
                    Us "um because we wanted to show u the new Level 10 mod."
                    Guy "nothing is ever gonna make a mag as good as a cocker."
                    Us "really?......*demonstrates level 10*"
                    Guy "um.....yeah.....my cocker can do that."
                    Us "really?"
                    Guy "Yeah"
                    Us "prove it"
                    Guy *grabs some paintballs* "here ill show ya"
                    Us "no no no, use ur finger."
                    Guy "no way ur crazy!"
                    Us "So how much did u pay for the shoebox?"
                    Guy "what did u just call my shocker?"
                    Us *laugh, get our tanks and walk out*.

                    Oh what good times we have.
                    Wait, I'm confused. Did his Cocker turn into a Shocker?
                    Converge Kills

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                    • Peach
                      Registered User
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 360

                      #130
                      I don't know... I got lost in the flood of ums and reallies. I hope you guys don't REALLY talk like the that.

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                      • Lee
                        Team Trigger Happy
                        • Nov 2002
                        • 2395

                        #131
                        "mags are in the same category as pirahnas"

                        "is that a machine gun?"

                        Florida peeps...step up!!
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                        "To understand the Automag, you have to think like an air molecule."
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                        • JT2002
                          Registered User
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 1863

                          #132
                          Originally posted by Lee

                          "is that a machine gun?"
                          now, i love mags and all, but a few weeks ago i realized, go take a good look at a classic mag, then go play the Counter Strike Mod Day OF Defeat, and take a look at the (i think its called) "Grease Gun" (nickname) its looks much like a mag, a simple tubular body with a skinny and long barrel! but dont worry i know mags have much more inside, i remember my mag, oh the first time after i put lvl 10 in and i decided to stick my finger in there, the tension!

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                          • m-98
                            Lazy
                            • Mar 2003
                            • 331

                            #133
                            "autoblender"

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                            • Lee
                              Team Trigger Happy
                              • Nov 2002
                              • 2395

                              #134
                              jt...i think i've seen those in magazines. does it have a feed neck you can swivel to left/right/center?. i can't remember the name of of it, but it looked like a grease gun to me.
                              the guy that said the thing about the machine gun was referring to the rof, and that was before i got a lvlX, it's increased since.

                              and yes, the joy of the lvlX finger demo....

                              Florida peeps...step up!!
                              My Feedback
                              "They do not preach that their God will rouse them a little before the nuts work loose."
                              -Rudyard Kipling: The Sons of Martha
                              "To understand the Automag, you have to think like an air molecule."
                              -Sparky Melber

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                              • JT2002
                                Registered User
                                • Jun 2002
                                • 1863

                                #135
                                well, i think that was a mayhem hehe. but what i was talking about was this. lol. see the tube? think of a mag! lol. i just though it was funny although i am very pro mag..


                                you know what? mags need more respect, which they can get by more exposure. in order to do that, i think tom should lower the price of all X mags ordered from today on to say 650. that would help get us lots of exposure! or tom could just send me an x mag for a week to "test" hehe , but mainly to bring to my local field on a monday night (monday is BYOP night so it gets really crazy there.)because there are a lot of anti mag people there and i would really like to show them how good the new X-Mag is. Hey tom any way u can do this? just for a week to show to teh locals? Ive got credit cards!!! and im not jokin either, id really like to do that!!!

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