What's The Best Bad Mag Comment You've Heard?

**Peach** · 04-18-2003, 10:41 PM

After the first game with my miniRT, lvlx AGD 68/4.5K flatline, ULE body, freak, INTELLI FRAME, and eggo2...
These are allf rom knowledgable people... Pretty sad, a few have even owned mags.
"That thing rips! Is it a Hypermag?"
"WHOA! I should get an E-mag."
"Is that an electro?"
"Is that full auto?"

And before the first game...

"Look at that time bomb. My gun runs at 2XX psi."
"How many chops you get per case?" <--- When it's before I have my hopper on, I stick my finger in the breach and say, "Half or whole?" No mater what they say... Psst

The look on their face is always classic.
"How often do you clean your barrel?" Me, "Not as often as you clean your mask."

**Blazestorm** · 04-19-2003, 02:00 AM

I love those guys who are like "Yah mags chop a lot" than my friends who ALL have retro lvl10 mags (I might be joining them soon) And they go and they all stick their finger in the breech and pull the trigger a lot and you just here this PSSsstt psssttt pssssttt.

and everyone is silent... I see a lot of cockers that are down, hell my cocker never breaks down now... it keeps shooting... well tuned cockers don't break down so don't be dissin cockers

anyway... I love mags and I love cockers... I hate mag owners who diss cockers... and I hate cocker owners who diss mags... hell I hate anyone who diss mags

**I_am_the_cheese** · 04-19-2003, 12:30 PM

Not nessecarily (sp?) Automag, but...

While reffing at my local field last weekend I had a group of newbies turn down a 1 vs. 3 offer because I had an "automatic w/ NOS". They insisted that nitrogen, or "NOS' would make the paintball go faster or hurt more.

**paint_munkey** · 04-19-2003, 12:33 PM

just 10 minutes ago i got into a fight with a guy over at pbnation. here's what he said:

"I personally do not like mags, some people do.

But I think the Xmag is way overpriced for a pretty looking electo sear tripper. You could save a grand by getting a spyder AMG."

**paint_munkey** · 04-19-2003, 12:35 PM

here's a link if you want to put this retard shmuck in his place:

Which type of gun - PbNation

http://pbnation.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=220876

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**ZyperioN** · 04-19-2003, 09:44 PM

A funny outing to our local pro-shop

Our local pro-shop (biased cocker owners haven) has been the site of some great conversations.

My friend and i walk into the shop with our mags and set them on the counter.

Guy behind the Counter "What happened? Did ur mags break again?" *guy is fiddling with his cocker thats in about 20 pieces on the table*
Us "um, no.....we actually came to get our tanks filled."
Guy "then why did u bring ur trashy gun in here?"
Us "um because we wanted to show u the new Level 10 mod."
Guy "nothing is ever gonna make a mag as good as a cocker."
Us "really?......*demonstrates level 10*"
Guy "um.....yeah.....my cocker can do that."
Us "really?"
Guy "Yeah"
Us "prove it"
Guy *grabs some paintballs* "here ill show ya"
Us "no no no, use ur finger."
Guy "no way ur crazy!"
Us "So how much did u pay for the shoebox?"
Guy "what did u just call my shocker?"
Us *laugh, get our tanks and walk out*.

Oh what good times we have.

**JT2002** · 04-19-2003, 10:31 PM

Originally posted by MagDog68
The best one I ever heard was from a wanna-be pro at Cousin's Paintball in Long Island. A friend and his brother-in-law had brought me to spec out some gear for a beginner. They were looking over some mid-leveled electros when I asked them if they were interedsted in a Mag. I can't think of a better beginner gun than the mag - easy to use and great for all skill levels.

When I asked the kid at the counter, his reply was "Well we have an E-Mag, but nobody buys them. They aren't a good quality gun..."

I was shocked - and after a triad about his overpriced stock of fancy electros I yelled out that pbgear.com beat Cousins prices by 25% and left. I am pretty sure most customers there that day have logged some internet hours since then.

~Fred

where in li do you live? im in smithown and usually go to the indoor field in happauge. u going to the big game? yeah at cousins they are usually overpriced, and theyre all pretty bad when it comes to mags, except this one kid who owns a mag. they had no clue how to fix the kid who i sold my mag to's gun. all it needed was the shorter spring. lol. i also didnt like how when he told them how much i charged him for it, (250 for a gun that total cost over 400) went and started on him say how he got so ripped off and you know the rest) overall cousins is good, just got some anti mag there, whish i had the $$ for an x mag to take it there and show em what a mags all about. well, time to try to sell me classic timmy

so back on topic...
the best i ever heard was when some little kid came over to me and said "IS that an Angel?" god i loved that one lol.

**Impy-rocks** · 04-19-2003, 11:12 PM

before game:
anonymous:"Hah.. a mag, that thing cant lay poop for paint, plus it chops a lot" (during tourney)
me:"yep, it chops and shoots slow"

after game: anonymous:"I hate those sweetspotting triggers, the farking RT valves do nothing but break paint"
me: "no sweetspot, try it"
anonymous:"look it sweetspots!" (shoots 2 balls and a 1/2 stroke)
me: "give it here"
anonymous:"let me see you shoot that fast again without chopping"
me: *rips on trigger, out shoots revvy with ease*
anonymous:"my Angel can do that also" *paint blenders it*
me: "and people say mags chop"
friend who has a vision impy: (tricked, but not a nasty or rat or anything.. and a mag as a back up) "dude, a guy with a manual trigger just told you to cram it up your butt sideways. And he didnt break paint.. my mag will be like that someday"

Ahhhh I loved that.

**Ov3rmind** · 04-19-2003, 11:59 PM

Re: A funny outing to our local pro-shop

Originally posted by ZyperioN
Our local pro-shop (biased cocker owners haven) has been the site of some great conversations.

My friend and i walk into the shop with our mags and set them on the counter.

Guy behind the Counter "What happened? Did ur mags break again?" *guy is fiddling with his cocker thats in about 20 pieces on the table*
Us "um, no.....we actually came to get our tanks filled."
Guy "then why did u bring ur trashy gun in here?"
Us "um because we wanted to show u the new Level 10 mod."
Guy "nothing is ever gonna make a mag as good as a cocker."
Us "really?......*demonstrates level 10*"
Guy "um.....yeah.....my cocker can do that."
Us "really?"
Guy "Yeah"
Us "prove it"
Guy *grabs some paintballs* "here ill show ya"
Us "no no no, use ur finger."
Guy "no way ur crazy!"
Us "So how much did u pay for the shoebox?"
Guy "what did u just call my shocker?"
Us *laugh, get our tanks and walk out*.

Oh what good times we have.

Wait, I'm confused. Did his Cocker turn into a Shocker?

**Peach** · 04-20-2003, 12:34 AM

I don't know... I got lost in the flood of ums and reallies. I hope you guys don't REALLY talk like the that.

**Lee** · 04-20-2003, 05:44 AM

"mags are in the same category as pirahnas"

"is that a machine gun?"

**JT2002** · 04-20-2003, 05:53 AM

Originally posted by Lee

"is that a machine gun?"

now, i love mags and all, but a few weeks ago i realized, go take a good look at a classic mag, then go play the Counter Strike Mod Day OF Defeat, and take a look at the (i think its called) "Grease Gun" (nickname) its looks much like a mag, a simple tubular body with a skinny and long barrel! but dont worry i know mags have much more inside, i remember my mag, oh the first time after i put lvl 10 in and i decided to stick my finger in there, the tension!

**m-98** · 04-20-2003, 08:13 AM

"autoblender"

**Lee** · 04-20-2003, 08:26 AM

jt...i think i've seen those in magazines. does it have a feed neck you can swivel to left/right/center?. i can't remember the name of of it, but it looked like a grease gun to me.
the guy that said the thing about the machine gun was referring to the rof, and that was before i got a lvlX, it's increased since.

and yes, the joy of the lvlX finger demo....

**JT2002** · 04-20-2003, 08:42 AM

well, i think that was a mayhem hehe. but what i was talking about was this. lol. see the tube? think of a mag! lol. i just though it was funny although i am very pro mag..

you know what? mags need more respect, which they can get by more exposure. in order to do that, i think tom should lower the price of all X mags ordered from today on to say 650. that would help get us lots of exposure!

or tom could just send me an x mag for a week to "test" hehe , but mainly to bring to my local field on a monday night (monday is BYOP night so it gets really crazy there.)because there are a lot of anti mag people there and i would really like to show them how good the new X-Mag is. Hey tom any way u can do this? just for a week to show to teh locals? Ive got credit cards!!!

and im not jokin either, id really like to do that!!!