What's The Best Bad Mag Comment You've Heard?

[einhander619]

I had some kid with a bushy ask me why put so much money into a worthless gun. His bushy was currently experiencing a fried board, by the way. I asked him at point blank whether or not he was dissing my gun. He said no, but I said to him: "There are two places my RT gets dissed, the other team's deadbox, and the other team's toolbox. You, I think, have been both places alot today." AGD for life.

[MagmanLee]

My friend told me:"I can't stand mags! They just suck! They just keep on making another verson of it which just cost more and sucks even more!

[liigod]

him ::cleaning barrel:: My mag is NOT a blender, especially now with level ten

me - do you have level ten

him - ::cleaning second break:: no

a true story from the sidelines of sherwood

[MrMag]

i hope ur not quoting me colin, cause if u r, ur taking it outa context.

[Doug_7]

One thing I noticed in this form and when I play is that everybody thinks that you are only as good as your gun. If you have a mag you must be worse than that guy with an angel. That pisses me off so much, no one juges you on your skill. I've said this before and I'll say this again. If a vet PBer went against a noob who's never played before, and the noob had an angle and the vet had a freken Blade. Bet you the Vet would win.

[Miscue]

/me places an order for a Retro Valve at local shop.

"I'm here to pick up my Retro Valve."

"Oh, I cancelled it for you."

"Why?"

"You don't really want one."

!!! !!!

[Jerhew]

a friend of mine has stickers on each side of his hopper
one is the typical- kid urinating on a mag
and the other is "i'd rather throw paint than use an automag"

i told him at some point he most likely will be throwing paint when his cocker goes down(again)
and he won't be using my mag ever...

personally i think it's pretty disrespectful...
after all i am the one who always ends up fixing his cocker when it goes down

i guess i just dont need stickers...
the cocker will just make fun of itself eventually

[Ov3rmind]

"They break down too much."

"They're too slow."

Oh yeah, I own a Cocker. Too bad it hasn't broken down on me (EVER), and I can outshoot every other mechanical gun I've ever seen on my field.

[c sherer]

Said to us at Ultimate Madness:

Jeez, mags! you all will never even get to your bunkers on the break!
(we advanced to semi-finals and finished 16th overall)

CoSh

[andy13186]

This is my friend, who just got a Tippmann A-5, All of this is truthful.

"Why did you get a mag? Didnt you know they havent came out with anything new for at least 10 years, there so out-of-date!?"

i was like, bwaAHHAHAHAhlA AHAHAHAHAH AaHHAHAHA.

[Meph]

Originally posted by MrShutter
"Mags suck. Tippmann rules."

Well, at least one part of that is true!

Because mags can't suck, they blow! It's in their design.


I think the worst I've seen wasn't what somebody said. it was a sticker. Read...
"Mags are for ***s"

[BTAutoMag]

and after 10 months this thread is upped wow... and its always the new guys who do it

theres a rumor floating around my school that a suck at pb. i found out who started it... the guy i schooled with my mag

[lazebum]

at school everybody knew i had a pb gum and when the school got shot up who do you think they draged in to the office
ME!!!
well i told my princable that if it was me their wouldent be one every 3 feet it would be a solid line! he said that i was joking so i brought in my gun and let him play out back and he's been playing ever since. so has my band teacher! both have spyder's but love my gun
this was when i first got my mag.

[automag_20]

Everyone i play with has shot a mag at one time or another so no one bags on mags but everyone prefers cockers.

"Mags are easier to maintain but my cocker shoots further."

[NJPaint]

"Whats that?"
"An Automag"
"Never heard of them, you should really get a really gun like this E-99"
"Oh I've heard of those! They are those cool toys that kids play with when they want a cheap electronic blender"