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  • RT_Luver
    Co-Official AO Penguin
    • Jan 2002
    • 1827

    #1

    Imbarrasing bunker incidents...

    Come on guys.... I know ya'll got some. this is my favorite.

    alright...at my local field we got a snake down the left side of the field(looking down at it from the top) and it had rained ALl DAY, but we were still havin a blast. ok, we have the break-out, I take off runnin.I moce to a bunker at the very top. shot one guy in the head(to bad he was on my team and trying t get to a bunker and had to run in front of me, well I guess he shoulda duked). I move up a lil bit and get one guy in the shoulder. I move into a bunker near the mid of the field to the left and see a guy that hadn't noticed me yet. the snake is just about 7 feet from me so I think "hmm, if you can get to that fast enuf and he dont see me, I can get him SOO EASY" well I take off runnin. lil did i know that HE DID see me and started shootin. I'm like OHH **IT and I forget about the bunker I'm runnin too and just try not to get hit. i reach the bunker b4 I remember about it, and trust me....I was runnin as FAST as I could. my skins, knees, and feet hit it, I flip over it, land on the back of my neck and I just lay there for about 1 minute when the ref comes runnin over to me and he asks me if i'm all right and reply " which part of me, the half over here or over there. luckily I didn't do any MAJOR damage and i just had to wait for about 2 games to heal( I busted my legs up pretty nice, but I'm tuff. I got it outta my mind) the funny thing was, after that a guy from the team that that field sponsers came over to me and said something to the effect like"yo...those where some pretty sweet moves up there, b4 you hit the snake, you on any team or anything" and i'm like "yea" and he was like "ohh..." and walked off. i felt specail to actually be wanted on a team. but I couldn't desert my team...well thats my imbarrasing stroy, whatya ya'lls?
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  • MrMag
    Dangeresque
    • Apr 2002
    • 1328

    #2
    i got something embarrasing to tell ya............. YOU SPELLED EMBARRASING WRONG, HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
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    • RT_Luver
      Co-Official AO Penguin
      • Jan 2002
      • 1827

      #3
      this is a forum....not an english contest
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      12v smoke warp w/ interlink
      drilled 12v revy w/ JMJ impeller and WAS turbo rev board
      shocktech drop
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      68 3000 flatline

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      • RobAGD
        Cantankerous Administrator

        • Oct 2000
        • 2030

        #4
        oh I have a few

        5 man NPPL Pittsburg The Mound Fields at Urban assualt. I run over the top bunker a guy and fall, snapping my grup frame off. I finish the game with my tank hanging from the hose and me maddly working the trigger rod with no trigger. The refs had a good laugh at the one. The AGD tech working fixed my gun up good as new ( new rail and GF as I bentteh rail in teh fall )

        2 games later, another bunker and another nasty spill ( these mounds were still "new" and hard large loose clumps of dirt ) shot my guy and bent the living crap out of the rail again. Its so bad I almost have a pump I have to shoot so slow so it wont shoot down, but it still worked well enough to shot 2 more guys.

        Right after I got my Emag, I am playing the local field getting back up too speed playing Hyper ball and what not. We send a guy to the snake, I am covering. Well a battle breaks out and I loose track of my snake player. I hear my back player screaming that the snake is on him. I load up start shooting and I get a ref to "check" the player. He goes in, and I go to bunker him Well my snake guy was in thier end of the snake, and teh ref was chekcing him, I leap over the tube as I am shooting I see the wrong jersey and I relize I just did my own guy :/ Doh

        2 weeks ago Playing at a local field I need to get the turkey out of a Sub on the tape I put him in a go. I get to the bunker clean reach over and no player, I relize my mistake and swich spots and shoot him, but it turns from a clean kill to a trade

        Oh well...

        -Robert
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        • LittMag
          Litt Wang
          • Jul 2001
          • 872

          #5
          Originally posted by RT_Luver
          this is a forum....not an english contest
          Damn, time to find a new forum
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          • dropkick1
            "mary" DDS
            • Mar 2002
            • 1220

            #6
            i got one for ya

            the last time i played about 2 weeks ago, i was hucking myself to the farthest bunker off the start, so its me by myself just charging at this plywood bunker and as i get to it i'm going a little too fast and put my hand out to slow me down on the bunker, and let me tell u the wood just fell over and left me crouching there for a bit, needless to say my best friend was on the other team and started to unload on me and missed so i ran back and was safe for a while...

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            • magman007
              I <3 my Penis
              • Jun 2001
              • 7579

              #7
              woh woh woh! you bent your trigger frame and rail on your e-mag? jeez man! i wish i saw pics of that! that woulda been hillarious, you shoulda been like, gotta love "manual mode" holding up your hand. lol thats funny Jeez Rob!



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              • nutz
                l0l
                • Oct 2001
                • 1412

                #8
                haha these are great

                i cant remember a funny story right now, i know i have one somewhere. (its too early in the morning and i have to go to freakin summer school)
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                • Load SM5
                  Scruffy Administrator

                  • Oct 2000
                  • 6772

                  #9
                  Something similiar to dropkick's story.

                  I am hauling to a plastic and wood bunker off the break under a lot of fire. I drop and slide into it a little late and hit the bunker pretty hard. The bunker more or less explodes around me with the plastic face dropping straight forward and the wooden supports both fall in and nail me right on top of the head, nearly knocking me unconcious. And to add insult to injury while I am laying there, flat on my face and drooling, a little girl with a rental piranha shot me about 6 times on the top of my head and shoulders.


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                  • RobAGD
                    Cantankerous Administrator

                    • Oct 2000
                    • 2030

                    #10
                    Naw this was a LONG time ago, that was my Classic gun, if you could break teh trigger frame or rail on an Emag you are doing some internal damage to yourslef

                    -Robert


                    Originally posted by magman007
                    woh woh woh! you bent your trigger frame and rail on your e-mag? jeez man! i wish i saw pics of that! that woulda been hillarious, you shoulda been like, gotta love "manual mode" holding up your hand. lol thats funny Jeez Rob!
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                    • Jonno06
                      AKA Jon-no wang
                      • Jan 2002
                      • 4392

                      #11
                      I have done that before....

                      I go to bunker someone just to notice no one is there....
                      they pop out one bunker next to me and shoot me:o

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                      • FeelTheRT
                        Registered User
                        • Jun 2001
                        • 2950

                        #12
                        oh the irony! You know what's embarassing? You spelled it wrong in the title!!

                        but here's my story... This was about i think two months ago. Me and another guy were just exchanging shots. There was one other bunker between us and they were all along the tape line. I herd his lid open so i was assuming he was reloading so i try to sprint over to bunker him but i was in a squat position for so long i must have pulled my cafe muscle when i tried to run. i fell over my side and accedently sqweezed the trigger and i shot myself on my left inner thiegh.
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                        • Pand0ra
                          Don't open the box
                          • Sep 2001
                          • 377

                          #13
                          I've a nice one too

                          A few weeks ago, I played 5vs5 on a Sup'Air ball. In less than 1 minute we won the game. The ref starts to check our player carrying the flag.
                          During this time, I start to talk to one of the ref about what I could improve in my moves. As I talk, I don't pay attention and put a foot out of the field, and get my armband removed LOL.
                          5 seconds later the game is over.

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                          • magatron
                            Registered User
                            • Apr 2002
                            • 81

                            #14
                            the first time i ever played with my first gun, a spyder compact 2000, i wa playing at a friends home in his lagre wooded backyard, and while charging towards a tree to get out of a bad spot, apparently my belt stoped being and busted, may pants fell down round ankles and trip into a big puddle of mud, then i proceded to get lit up by my own team mate, ahhh yes...the good old days.

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                            • Lone Gunman
                              Most Specialest Member
                              • Jul 2001
                              • 253

                              #15
                              One time I was paying woods ball with my friends and I am in this hollowed out tree. I seen one of my friends move over to the side to flank me, so I lean agaist the tree. As I start to shoot, the whole freakin tree just falls over! Luckily I made the guy retreat from my side and we ended up winning the game.

                              Yeah I know, not very embarrasing but I try not to make an entire fool out of myself.
                              Posted by someone talking about cockers shooting further and more accurately:
                              Plus, I don't want to see a bunch of stupid people running around the field with all sorts of bad info.
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