Imbarrasing bunker incidents...

[E==Mag MAN]

I have a couple stories. Well im on a hill. Right in fron tof me is this trench. Its a real trench. well i am making a bunker but first i have to jump over the trench. Im running he comes out i start shooting as im running. well since i started shooting i forgot the jump.LOl wam! i was like OWWWWWWWWWW! then the reff jsut called me out cause he though i broke something lol. i stan dup half my warp is gone. THEN CAME THE ****! ***! *****! ****! ***! ****!. the guy in the bunker was laughing his *** off. man was i mad but lol "who would forget the jump over a trench"

another one its a big game its like 20 degree's. At pev's there this ditch called teh bfd heheh big F****** ditch. Its like 200 feet deep. well there is this stream at bottom its pretty deap. deaper than usual about 3 feet. well me and my friend are running along the ridge he goes wam. falls all the way down. then into the stream. lol it was 20 degree's he was COLD! then im laughing i take to steps guess what........OWW i fall down lol that hurt i hit a tree to.But i didnt go in teh water. needless to say there were alot of people laughing at us.

[FordPrefect]

Emag Man, you HAVE to watch out for those uneven feilds!

[OldSchoolMag]

Allright, I'm playing a pretty large rec game at this place that's got these flat, 1 dimensional (it seems like it) boards sticking up 3 feet wide and 6 feet tall out of the ground. So, I take off right after game on, and I'm hoofing it to this huge flat bunker right in the middle of the field. I see a group of five guys to my right and I open up on them as I slide into the bunker, I get one, and then right as I hit the bunker (and I mean HIT - I put my entire body into it) I realize that it's got a PVC pipe in the middle of the board, and it TURNS!! Needless to say, the board turns around and smacks me in the back of the head(Load SM5, you're not the only one!) knocking me onto my chest. Well, those 4 guys left are pretty pissed that I got one of their own out, and promptly return the favor on me.

My ego recovered quickly.

OSM

[paintbattler]

yo RT_Luver..i remember one embarassing "stunt" you did one game in the scenario games..well here is how it goes..im playing about midfield, then RT_Luver comes down too and he got out. well we were playing unlimited lives. so RT_Luver went back to the checkpoint place and then came RUNNING DOWN. well he passed me and ran straight into a bunker right infront of me. it made a loud [I]thunk and it was hilarious..i was laughing so hard

[Telefragged]

Well, here we go, I'm playing speedball at the 'local' field, a small 3-man Sup-Air that's pretty cool. There's really only 2 good spots on thet field, the snakes on either side, and the doritos. So, off the break, I pull my gun from the tapeline, and crouch+run+shoot (tough!) my way to the snake. I get there, take out a guy making his way to the large fish-shaped bunker in the middle, and see some guy just sitting back in his bunker with his gun on the ground, and he's doing nothing. So, I was going to go for a bunker move on him, but: I get up too fast, lose my balance, slip and flip over the snake, right into a shooting lane...I spent a lot of time cleaning paint off myself.

[InfinatyBPS]

well on a muddy day at my local feild we were playing speedball(this was my first time playing btw) I run for a middle bunker and i get shot in the chest from a guy like 30 feet away, and i pull my trigger on my raptor and i it starts farting and i slip backward in the mud and my raptor sounding like a machinegun I thought it was going to explode so i threw it, and all that happened in like 1 second it was crazy, and i had like the whole feild laughing...
Another thing is, I was at camp pentleton in Oceanside, and I went to run for a bunker and it was summer so there were tons of brown grass and weeds and I was wearing lugs with no grip, so I run as fast as I can to get to the bunker and try to stop, but instead i slip onto my side and I see guys coming forward so I just start spraying whatever and all while im actualy sliding like 5 feet on my side, a guy i met that day told me it looked like a mission impossable or james bond move, and i just wish someone got that on tape... Oh ya I smacked my barrel into the bunker and somehow dinted the thread area... so that sucked

[nutz]

at one field near me theres a river that runs along the tape. Its in bounds to go in the river and theres a part of the river that goes into the side of the field. Kind of like an indentation in the field. Well i snuck along the bank of the river and i was going to move into a great posisiton on the opposite bank. Now all i had to do was cross the river (which was frozen at the time) As i started to sprint across the river the people on the opposite side open fire on me and i keep running. Seconds later wham! i fall through the ice and start getting pelted by tons of paintballs. I was like **** ****! hit! hit! i left the game completly frozen and soaked in freezing temperatures. LOL those were the days...