Spank Daddy's looking for team members for NJ- AO meet

[cphilip]

Ok here it is. FatMan and I looking for an old farts team to spank some young-uns behinds at NJ AO meet on the 13th.

Criteria: You must be 40 years old or over. You must not care if you win or lose (but we will win a few!). You must not be be able to go more than like four five games without wanting to sit our for a while. You must be a bit overwheight and beer guts are a plus. You must bring your own lawn chair...you must actually need one!

email me to join, we need three more....

We will be the "Spank Daddy's" and after we win or lose we will chant "Spank Daddy done spanked your young ***!" and "old Farts rule!"

[cphilip]

So its looking like our standards are too high then?

[oldsoldier]

Hey, i'm 31...a little young for you, but I definitely dont class myself as "young". Essentially, yuou are looking for a 5 man back team huh? Well, I offer my services to you, if you are looking for a "younger" old player.

[manike]

Re: Spank Daddy's looking for team members for NJ- AO meet

Originally posted by cphilip
Criteria: You must be 40 years old or over.

Wow... How are you going to find anyone THAT old...

manike

[Clare]

Wow... How are you going to find anyone THAT old...

ouch! that hurt even me! wait, no it didn't!

[Snewk]

Dang chpilip, wish my dad and grandfather played paintball they would be PERFECT. Both have beer guts, both are over 40.

[cphilip]

Well its becoming obvious that the problem is not that there are no players out there that meet out stringent criteria but that no one wants to ADMIT they meet it...

[hitech]

If I still lived out there I would join. And I meet ALL the criteria! And I can even play front! However, I no longer bring lawn chairs to the field, I kept forgeting to take them home with me. You know, the mind is the first thing to go....

[cphilip]

Originally posted by hitech
...You know, the mind is the first thing to go....

No....Second!

[G-Rexx]

Hey CPHILIP, I'm in, I'm over the hill, but i've got game!!!

[manike]

Originally posted by G-Rexx
but i've got game!!!

I think that's against Phil's rules....




manike

[MagDog68]

Re: Spank Daddy's looking for team members for NJ- AO meet

Originally posted by cphilip

Criteria: You must be 40 years old or over.

Phil -
Isn't that age discrimination? I mean i was really close on this one, but the 14 year age difference...oh jesus - only 14 years till I am over the hill? AHHHHHHHHHH


~Fred

[graycie]

uh......i feel forty, does that count?

[manike]

Originally posted by graycie
uh......i feel forty, does that count?

Yeah and I look it...

[cphilip]

Well as I explained to Capo in chat...we want to make sure we are not into the finals as it would cut into our beer drinking and sitting around chewing the fat time and so we don't want anyone too serious about it all.

So even some of you tired old lazy young kids may qualify...so G-Rex you sound a little too eager to me...