Spank Daddy's looking for team members for NJ- AO meet

[CoFFeY[NiTrO]]

I kinda have a gut


I'm really lazy...


O wait....I'm not 21....



beer
lol

[graycie]

Originally posted by manike


Yeah and I look it...

oh pahlease, if you color the gray you would look like a really tall 17 year old

[InfinatyBPS]

I am qualify for everything except the over 40 thing oh well... And im not on NJ. But its your loss

[Tunaman]

count me in!

I'm in...can't wait!

[cphilip]

O-Kay We got our "three fart" team!

[oldsoldier]

Guess that means I'm not on the team huh?

[cphilip]

Well soldier, we might use you if you will run with a convincing limp or reach and grab your back occasionaly. Practice yelling this: "Your out you Whipper Snapper!" and we will listen to you when we get there and see. You'll find us stittin in the shade sweating and complaining of the heat and our bursitis!

[oldsoldier]

well, I dont run too fast, and I got my own chair!

[MagDog68]

Hey, hold on - oldsoldier and I come as a pair. If you want one, you have to take both!

~Fred

[oldsoldier]

Works for me...you need a chair?

[cphilip]

Alrighty then our dance card is full...

Let see we probably will only need like a case of paint for all of us so that means we got plenty of money left for beer...Wanna kick in on a team keg? And maybe a 10 pound box of Baby Back pork ribs?

[oldsoldier]

Yep...and maybe some Beh-Gay....

[cphilip]

Bring your own Tums and Ibuprofen? or I can go to Sams and get one of them 55 gallon drums if you guys wanna pitch in...

Note: we will have our own team tent by the way...look for the white easy up. Also... I will probably bring us a generator and a big four foot box fan...

Also think it would be a good idea to have a big bag of candy so we can go around to all the Hottie young chicks and say "Want some candy little girl?" and leer at them!

[FatMan]

Originally posted by cphilip
Bring your own Tums and Ibuprofen? or I can go to Sams and get one of them 55 gallon drums if you guys wanna pitch in...

Note: we will have our own team tent by the way...look for the white easy up. Also... I will probably bring us a generator and a big four foot box fan...

Also think it would be a good idea to have a big bag of candy so we can go around to all the Hottie young chicks and say "Want some candy little girl?" and leer at them!

Umm, sounds good, but I don't leer much any more. I just stare and drool!

So, biggest gut is captain and gets to pick bunkers (so he don't have to run too far or crouch too low)?

Hey Phil, we got room for a Laz-Y-Boy in the truck?

FatMan

[cphilip]

Yes, I think thats an apropriate call Walt...so unless y someone shows up with greater "assets" your team captain...

I think we can get the Layzboy on even if we have to hook up the trailer...

So I count six now...so lets see...Hummmm....well that still leaves us four short of a five man Old Farts team then....well... we will have to see what comes on up...

Oh another thing we need to practice...so if you guys would do this:

Drill number one: say "pull my finger" over and over to everyone you meet for the next two weeks.

Drill number two: Shake your left fist in the air in a circular motion and shout "Slow Down"

Drill number three: As soon as you leave your house and head out, turn your left turn signal on and leave it there...all the way...(for us that is 800 miles).