About two insertion points after lunch time me and a bunch of other ppl went off to fort courage. We also brought the tank with us. When we ge to the frot a ref told us that there was a ceise fire going on. We heard a gun fight going down at the fort and we asked the ref what was going on. He said he didnt have a radio so he didnt know. So then we trudge back to the jungle of doom. So we start off running down a path and sitting in a 3foot deep trench. So we have some reds comming at us and we eliminate a few of them. But one of them told some others where we were and we got even more feds shootin at us. So i pull out one of the gernades i had in my tank holder in my pack. When i pulled it out the rubber band had come off a little so i decided to throw it. When i threw it it back fired and eliminated the group i was with.
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I busted my butt hard trying to charge into Bedlam out of the woods up that steep grass hill under fire. I fell right on my face and got lit up hard. -
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POW POW POW POW i'm the FIRST one to the door at the northeast building. I had plastic cletes on and the concrete sidewalk was quite oily to say the least.
When I fell I blocked the door for a few seconds and i'm sure i'm responsable for someone taking a hit.
Not a big deal cuz we had a medic in there.
I got a huge bruise on my thigh and forearm and had to play a tourney the next day.
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I took a wicked spill on the gravel in the front of bedlam, right near the insertion point... I was running, kinda on the side of the one of the two big holes/drainage ditches & next thing I know, SMACK! Didn't hurt, but my hopper fell off :o
Sure do wish I had some sandpaper. :-/I'm way too old for this ****.Comment
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Its the last grand battle in the towns at the end. I am hiding behind the buildings getting some shots off at the Klingons when my gun stops shooting. I start fooling around with it and it shoots once more. I am thinking I have bolt stick, so in front of everyone I'm banging the new CnC against the wall trying to get it to shoot. After several minutes of this I finally discovered I was OUT OF AIR!! LOL shows what my years of experience are good for! The L10 just stopped, not used to it yet.
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LOLROF Hahahaha, thats great. Its like seeing bill gates, smacking around a PC saying, POS!!! Then saying, oh crap, its not plugged in.Originally posted by AGD
Its the last grand battle in the towns at the end. I am hiding behind the buildings getting some shots off at the Klingons when my gun stops shooting. I start fooling around with it and it shoots once more. I am thinking I have bolt stick, so in front of everyone I'm banging the new CnC against the wall trying to get it to shoot. After several minutes of this I finally discovered I was OUT OF AIR!! LOL shows what my years of experience are good for! The L10 just stopped, not used to it yet.
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Well let's see. It was the beginning of the day. The Borg just took Bedlam from the federation. We were pushing them back fast through Armageddon. I was with a small group, capo, mango, and havoc. Havoc takes off, that leaves just the 3 of us. There were some Federation on top of the hill past Armageddon. I told capo and mango to follow me, then I take off and ran up the hill. I started to shoot the newbies. I look back and I was all alone. hehe. I did manage to take out 6-7 people before I ran out of AIR. Could only get fills to 2000 PSI.Comment
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I was running around near Fort Courage somewhere around mid-day. We were trying to take the fort back after our Klingon alliance just ended. We were coming up the path from the temple and whoever was in front of me when I tripped, I'm sorry I lit you up
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I ran into 2 cars on the field. One in Bedlam and one in Armageddon. For the one in Bedlam not only did I hit the car but Timmy ran up behind me, slipped and kicked me in the A** which then pushed me in front of the car so all of the Federation guys could see me.Comment
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That paint slicked sidewalk claimed a lot of victims.Comment
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Our troops had been whiped out in Armageddon and Bedlam and little action was going on at either field when me and about 5 other Borg tried to lay claim to the town and advance to Armageddon.
As we approached the hill dividing the two fields we hear a loud music coming from the other side. Cautiously scaling the hill we come face to face with the "Runabout" feddy tank climbing the hill -- you have never seen 5 fat men run so fast!
Needless to say that was joke fodder for the refs for the next few minutes...
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Ahh my moments were in the charges.
First charge of the day:
I rally a whole bunch of borg members into following me for an assault on Bedlam. Keep in mind, there was a camera crew there filming us. Well, I was misinformed as to where the feds were waiting and needless to say, I led a borg unit to its impending doom
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I led the borg up the hill, hehehe, unfortunately, my lead fell short when I tripped and fell on top of the hill. I recovered bt am sure everyone behind me was laughing their butts offFOR DEALER INFORMATION, PLEASE EMAIL ME AT
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Well I am glad...
...I wasn't the only victem of slick sidewalks.
The final battle and half my team are playing pansy *** on the hill separating Bedlam and Armageddon. I manage to spray enough paint to get a seam and I rush the first building on the left of the field. As I started to slow down I started my skid. The term SMACK does not even come close to explaining the brutal contact between me and that wall.Seeing as this was towards the end of the battle there was about 60 people watching me execute this wondrous maneuver.
On the flip side, I was able to slide out on my knees and take two before getting tagged. There was a camera man there filming it so I guess I am going to be a star!
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