Embarassing shatnerball storys

[soulegend]

I was running to make the insertion into Bedlam, and some guy was filming a low angle shot at everyone running to get there. I froze like a deer in headlights. What the hell was I thinking? I just felt a little dumb after that.

[Fred]

In the Pump Tourney, I not only shot my own Teammate (DataPimp69?), but I BONUS BALLED HIM!

Then, in the next game, He shot Manike in the back!

...not the best day for the Assimilators...

[spacemanspiff]

, my lead fell short when I tripped and fell on top of the hill. I recovered bt am sure everyone behind me was laughing their butts off

Boy you have some problems with hills. We were playing catch outside of the RedRoof waiting to go and Jon had this nice little tumble over the little hill that was there. Oh and that was the best charge/dive I ever saw what grace and power you have. I think the that MasterWang needs running lessons......

[Load SM5]

Hills are like kryptonite to Master Wang.

[spacemanspiff]

Hahahaha..........good one Load

[AGDJon]

You guys are mean. No extra Wang next time I see you :)

[Thordic]

Well, lets see...

I can't even count the number of times I fell over trying to run into or out of a building in Bedlam. Cleats + slimy wood floors = me on the ground. During the final battle I managed to come down pretty hard on my left leg, it swelled up pretty nice and hurt. At least until the notorious Wang Party.

Another good one was running onto the field, and going to take a test shot with JJ's emag. Nothing happens. Im checking to make sure its on, making sure there is air in the tank, etc. I see Hoover's blue pants, and ask him what the problem is.

His solution? Reach over and turn the safety off. Those damn safeties will get you ever time

My best moment was on my FIRST game of the day. After finally getting out of the chrony station, I charge into Bedlam with tons of other Borg. We are plowing through into Armageddon, and I go to take cover in Armageddon. A piece of scrap metal catches my left pants leg, and turns my 4-year old paintball paints into chaps. The back of the leg ripped from the ankle to the, uhm, something else that begins with an A.

I played on like that for the majority of the day, finally giving in and buying some cheapo uncomfortable cargo pants and changing in the middle of the parking lot.

I got plenty of comments about my pants that day :)

So to everyone on my team, the saga of my pants is now over. There will be no more patching, no more sewing, those pants are finally retired and resting in a landfill somewhere in Illinois.

[Dayspring]

I'm almost afraid to ask about the "Wang." I guess you'll just have to come out to another AO day and do a presentation of/on Wang.

[Muzikman]

Hmm..let see...I always seem to make an arse out of myself...but the one time that really sticks out is when I knocked Manike's beer on the ground at Gambit's house and got everyone in a 10' radius soaked in beer. Then Manike comes back for his beer to find it almost entirely empty and couldn't figure out where it all went. (Yes Simon, your beer does evaporate).

[Mike Smith]

This wasn't embarrassing, but it was frustrating.

When the game began, a bunch of us Texans headed for the back tape, some ran and the sane ones (me) jogged. We had a good push going, but our point people were getting eliminated. Eventually, it was my turn for point. I did pretty good for a while but, while I was leaning forward behind a tree, a single paintball found my player's badge and broke on it.

That badge was dangling about half-way between my body and the tree. There was no medic available, so it was a long walk back to the hospital/insertion point.

[LaW]

Being a ref I got to see a lot of teh funney!! One of the most memorable moments was early on during one of the klingons reinsertions. Just as they were reinserting about 50+ klingons, a bunch of dead klingons were walking toward the klingon camp and in that group included mancow and the camera cart. Well the whole reinsertion started charging mancow and their own teammates markers ablazing!!! Mancow and company ran away under fire from their own team!!! I thought that was just great.