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  • CoFFeY[NiTrO]
    battle royale
    • Sep 2001
    • 3222

    #16
    The first day I played with my angel...
    I was running at full speed...hit a small tree stub and nearly broke my knee cap...but hey! I saved the angel from touching the ground

    Another moment...it was actually funny...not embarresing.

    At D-Day, I forgot to throw on my belt for the night game and my and my friends missed the bus so we had to jog behind it to keep up and my pants were literally down at my ankles when we got there...

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    • CoFFeY[NiTrO]
      battle royale
      • Sep 2001
      • 3222

      #17
      Originally posted by Trench_Riader
      I have two...both happened at the paintball field in Forney Texas.

      First was the first day I played after being out for a few years. I was using a Brass Eagle Marauder I had bought as a cheap "see if I like it before I drop any more cash" gun. On this muddy day and I was running full tilt through the woods. I tripped over an exposed tree root, slipped in the mud, and fell flat on my face.

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      I think we got attacked by the same root@!@! I did the same thing at official paintball too!

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      • bertmcmahan
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        • Jan 2002
        • 1960

        #18
        I have knocked over bunkers before.
        Once I slid into one at the very start of the game and there was gravel at the bottom. Not much, but enough to tear a hole through my pants and into my knee. Every time I tried to kneel I had dust and dirt coming into my wound. Very annoying
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        • Trench_Riader
          Registered User
          • Oct 2002
          • 41

          #19
          I think we got attacked by the same root@!@! I did the same thing at official paintball too!
          Ahhh...a fellow Texan.

          To their credit, two of the field staff picked me up, and cleaned out my gun with a heavy-duty squeegy, and sent me back into the fray asap. After making sure I was Ok of course...

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          • kevmaster
            Owners Group Div: Director
            • Oct 2001
            • 5475

            #20
            Lone Wolf, yes that was in Tom's second game of the day

            oh, Load--that shot made it into the articleon AOSC

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            • Load SM5
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              • Oct 2000
              • 6772

              #21
              Originally posted by kevmaster

              oh, Load--that shot made it into the articleon AOSC
              Which article?


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              • cphilip
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                • Jun 2026
                • 16216

                #22
                My first time playing Super Air...

                I was one against three and I decided to go out in a blaze of glory. I stepped out of my bunker alternating fire on each of the three positions. Three over there, three here three on over there and as I came out doing this I took off like a shot. Kept firing but failed to notice the pipe connection that Beer Can to the system as I ran forward. I tripped over the pipe. Went sprawling to the ground, hopper popped off, landed on my tank and half knocked the breath out of me. My mask turned sideways. And they all three lit me up before the Refs could get it stopped. For a few seconds I could see their eyes get big when I came after em. It took them a half a minute to realize I was going down and lay down on me. Went from hero to goat in a few seconds. Ahhh well it was a good plan but went poorly. But for a few seconds it was brilliant. I coulda had em though!!! I was from that point on known as "Wildman" for the rest of the day.


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                • Load SM5
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                  • Oct 2000
                  • 6772

                  #23
                  Wildman huh? I'll have to remember that.....


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                  • Ultimator
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                    • Apr 2002
                    • 1389

                    #24
                    Actually I just remember a kind of funny one too. Wasn't incredibly embarassing. At M3 Paintball's field here in Mobile, me and a friend went with a church group for M3's last day of operation. It was a huge 10 man field and me and a few other of the better guys ended up in like a 5 v 15. I hauled arse for the 50 on the left tape and slid literally 20 feet into it (They had long grass and it was really wet that day.) Somehow I ended up HALFWAY under the sup-air bunker. Two different guys tried running the tape but they didn't know I was there. Hilarity ensued. Took about 1/3 of the game for me to finally get out of that godforsaken bunker too .
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                    • SyntaxError
                      OSK #3
                      • Sep 2001
                      • 621

                      #25
                      Hmm, I can think of one time last month during a team practice I was supposed to take like the 45 off the break and since I wasn't wearing my cleats and the grass was wet I slipped and fell on my ***, right in one of the lanes that the other team's backplayers were shooting down.

                      What was amazing was how I didnt get hit, slowly got up, and walked to my bunker

                      Actually probably the most embarrasing thing I've done was when I tripped and fell down a "hill" (more like a mountain, this was at west point's big game ) and rolled for like 5 minutes, then ended up right in the middle of the other team. I was like 11 years old also so it scared the crap out of me, and so I tried to run backwards and got shot in the hind quarters like 15 times.

                      Another interesting occurrence from that particular game was me trying to run across a bridge under fire. Needless to say the bridge was slippery...

                      I'm suprised I'm not dead yet, what with all this falling down
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                      • cphilip
                        Former Moderator

                        • Jun 2026
                        • 16216

                        #26
                        Originally posted by Load SM5
                        Wildman huh? I'll have to remember that.....
                        To my face anyway....


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                        • drx975
                          Non-Member
                          • Dec 2001
                          • 381

                          #27
                          Ahh well I have one for sure....

                          I have a paintball club at my high school ok, (St Joes Prep of Philly) and I organized a trip to a local field. 25 people came, great. Halfway thru the day I started to get really aggresive. One game, we were on a hyperball field and I was on the right tape at our 40. One kid on the other team was 10 feet in front of me at the 50, and I was like "screw it" and I ran like hell and bunkered him, kept running, bunkered another kid just strafing, and by then I fell HARD, mask came off I was yelling to stop the game,,,refs just swarmed me....tried to get up again after everything stopped, and I tripped myself up and fell yet AGAIN, this time I spun around and fell neck first into a wooden spool (my hands caught the spool just in time to prevent smashing my neck into the spool).

                          Now I have to quickly explain my idiocy...ok, first of all, the ground consisted of logs and sticks where I fell, and also, I had pants with strings at the bottom which I forgot to tie...therefore I stepped on them when I slowed my running speed down, and tripped. It was definately an embarrassing moment for me, but everyone was like 'great move man im impressed'. haha riggghht...
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                          • BobTheCow63
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                            • Dec 2002
                            • 3832

                            #28
                            ok, this was like my 2nd time playing EVER...it was woods ball, i was behind a sandbag-bunker, and about 30 feet away i see a "barrel" sticking out of another bunker. i KNOW i can hit it, so i start shootin like mad. the little $%#@ doesn't get out tho, so i end up unloading my entire 200 rd hopper PLUS another 100 round pod. i am getting a little pissed at this point, so i decide to run forward and try to bunker him. sumbody else gets me out after about 5 steps, and as i walk by i realize i had just shot 300 rounds at a fallen branch.
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                            • Raptor3359
                              Registered User
                              • May 2002
                              • 160

                              #29
                              i dont really know what mine would be but i know what my brother's would be:

                              we were playing some woods ball and my younger bro was hidding in some brush and my older bro walked right by him and didnt notice him. my younger bro told him to surrender because he didnt want to shoot him that close but my older bro looked at him then ran, my younger bro took one shoot and hit him right in the back of the head and it knocked him down, we all had a good laugh about that one.


                              Hope that wasnt too confusing, lol
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                              • Cypres0099
                                What in the world is that
                                • Jul 2001
                                • 812

                                #30
                                This happened to a teammate. It was at a 3-man tournament about a month ago.

                                It was our first game. Just our mid guy (who is pretty big) and I left; I was in the back right dorito. Then I see our mid guy make a move for the flag out of the corner of my eye, and I see him dive, like a superman dive. I was like, "YEAH!!!"

                                Little did I know that he actually tripped and his gun flew forward and the hopper fell off. So he crawled up slid his gun to the bunker and pulled the flag. Then as he was putting his gun back together he got bunkered hardcore by the only guy left that I think I got before he made his move....

                                It was funny after the game was over I congratulated him on his awesome move. He was a little puzzled as to what I thought was so good.


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