whats your most embarrassing moment.

[pballguy17]

ah, this tops it all...

I was playing on a hyperball feild with the big sewer tubes, and we had a small guy who wanted to run up far, so we said go IN the snake at the fifty. so the game starts and he runs to the snake... low and behold he climbs INTO the tube!!! he climbe all the way to the middle where it was blocked of thand started screaming that he can't go any farther. he actully backed out and went aronud the bunker w/o getting shot...

[ghideon]

I took a bunch of friends out to go play at a local field. One of the dudes tries to move on the other team, who's hiding behind a bunker, which is behind a large tree. He tries to Matrix-jump over one of the low hanging limbs, and ends up falling flat on his face. We could see the paint splatter off of him at 60 yards away when the other team lit him up. He had the ref and the dead box doubled over in laughter.

My most embarrasing moment (aside from tearing two holes in the crotch of my pants) was when I was playing indoor. The game starts, and I peek over my bunker to see just the head and shoulders of someone else. I start shooting, and then the ref (to my surprise) raises his plexi-glass shield and waves at me. I apologized later, of course. Two games later, I'm moving towards another bunker, when I hear the same ref yell "Player, come over here!" I think he means me, so I start running towards him. He sees me, waves me off and points to the player he really wanted. At that point I slid into the nearest bunker, nearly taking the ref down with me.

[Cryer]

a bit lengthy, but...

I recently visited the Pheonix, AZ area. During my stay, I attended a weekend night game at Breakout. It had rained earlier in the week, so it was still a little damp. During one game, a made a strategic mistake and found myself behind a bunker that didn't offer the cover that i had previously expected. I stammered for a moment, then ran straight for a pit that had been dug in ground with the dirt piled in front of it. As I hurdled over the earthen mound I remembered the fact that due to the amount of recent precipitation, these pits were now ponds...The pit was perhaps 3 feet deep, and at least 2 feet underwater. After several moments of cussing my lapse in sanity, I surged forward in an attempt to escape the muddy trap. This attempt was halted both by a hail of paintballs and the fact that my feet were completely submerged in thick mud. After two more tries, I successfully pulled free and bolted for the next stand up bunker miraculously untouched by paint. When I arrived at my destination, I was called upon to surrender by a nearby, previously unseen, enemy. I instinctively turned to fire, only to realize that I had earlier planted my barrel tip 2 inches into the mud. Upon seeing my defiant reaction, the opposing players (there happened to be 3 in the same bunker) opened fire, effectively removing me from that game.

[BobTheCow]

lol, that's pretty funny.

this story isn't exactly embarassing to me, but still entertaining:
this was my first speedball game. i was behind a long low bunker about midfield, and didn't think there was anybody on the other side. i poked my head around, and saw sumbody coming!! i dove backwards, shooting like mad at him as he shot at me. i felt a hit, and saw my hits on him, so we both started walkin back. i marked him 3 times up the inside of the leg, and as we are walking back i hear him mumble "gotta wear a cup next time..."
i found it pretty entertaining. what sucked, however, was that his hit on me didn't break. o well, the laugh value of hearing him say that about my hits was worth it.

[oldsoldier]

I'd have to say the most least planned move I have ever made was at an indoor field..slid on my knees right by my bunker...had to kinda scramble backwards to get in, which I did. Then, got hit in the foot...didnt tuck in enough. All that for a stupid foot elimination...

[MrMag]

this one actually happened this past sunday at operation in hayward.

this place has an outdoor field with netting around it and astro turf with an xball field. well the astro turf was kinda wet so you could easily slide too far. all day people were knocking over bunkers or sliding under them, but thats not the embarising moment.

as i was running for the 40 i got shot out, and i tried to turn around right then to go to the dead box. well my feet go tangled, i slipped on the wet astro turf and did some sort of ballerina back flip/roll about it.

i just layed there and the ref (who i know) comes running over laughing his butt off asking if i was ok. i think the game actually stopped for a minute, but im not sure, cause everyone was either laughing at me or asking if i was ok.